May 4, 2015 - Baltimore Unrest & The Origins of Racism

  • 05/04/2015

Bill Nye, Ricky Velez and Mike Yard join Larry to discuss the continuing civil unrest in Baltimore as well as the science and history behind racism and tribalism.

♪♪>> Larry: THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

THANK YOU!

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU!

(AUDIENCE CHANTING LARRY)>> Larry: OH, THAT'S GOOD!

VERY NICE!

LARRY...

VERY GOOD, VERY GOOD!

WELCOME TO THE "THE NIGHTLYSHOW."

I'M LARRY WILMORE.

WE HAVE A GREAT PROGRAM TONIGHT.

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY THEJOINING US ON PANEL, SO THAT

SHOULD BE A LOT OF FUN.

I HAVE A LOT OF SCIENCEQUESTIONS FOR HIM.

BUT FIRST, IT'S TIME FOR ANELECTION UPDATE.

ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL INTRO!

♪♪YEAH, IT'S THE UNBLACKENING!

WHO'S GOING TO TRY TO UNBLACKENUS NOW?

>> I'M BEN CARSON, AND I'M ACANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT OF THE

UNITED STATES.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)(AUDIENCE BOOING)

>> Larry: WE'RE GOING TORE-BLACK?

IS HIS WHOLE CAMPAIGN BASED ON"ONCE YOU GO BLACK YOU DON'T GO

BACK"?

ALL RIGHT.

ACTUALLY, IT'S PERFECT TIMINGFOR DR. BEN CARSON TO JUMP IN.

BLACK GUY, SPENT THE LAST THREEDECADES WORKING IN BALTIMORE.

HE'S DEFINITELY GOING TOCAPITALIZE ON ALL OF THAT TO

SCORE SOME POINTS IN THECOMMUNITY.

>> YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY IN FLORIDARIGHT NOW TALKING TO ME.

>> Larry: FLORIDA?

IS THERE A BALTIMORE, FLORIDA?

OH, I GET IT -- MAYBE HE'S INFLORIDA TO CLEAR HIS HEAD SO HE

CAN WORK ON HIS BALTIMORESTRATEGY.

NICE.

GOOD PLAY, DOCTOR.

>> WHY AREN'T YOU THERE?

BECAUSE I'M HERE.

I CAN ONLY BE IN ONE PLACE ATONE TIME.

>> Larry: YOU DON'T HAVE TO BESO SNIPPY ABOUT IT, DOC.

IT'S A GOOD QUESTION -- YOU AREA BLACK DUDE WHO SPENT A LOT

OF TIME IN BALTIMORE ANDYOU'RE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.

DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS TO GO?

>> I'VE WEIGHED IN ON THIS INMULTIPLE SITUATIONS, SO I'M NOT

GOING TO BREAK COMMITMENTS THATI HAVE ELSEWHERE WHEN I CAN

EASILY GET THE INFORMATIONDISSEMINATED.

>> Larry: OKAY, BROTHER.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GO!

CALM DOWN!

SOMEBODY NEEDS TO CHECK HISBEDSIDE MANNER.

ARE THERE ANY CANDIDATES FORPRESIDENT WHO HAVE VISITED

BALTIMORE?

OH, RAND PAUL.

HE SPOKE AT HOWARD, HE'S ALLABOUT CRIMINAL JUSTICE REFORM.

HE'S PROBABLY ON THE MIDNIGHTTRAIN TO BALTIMORE RIGHT NOW.

>> IT'S DEPRESSING, IT'S SAD,IT'S SCARY.

I CAME THROUGH THE TRAIN ONBALTIMORE LAST NIGHT.

I'M GLAD THE TRAIN DIDN'T STOP.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)>> Larry: IT'S SAD, IT'S SCARY

AND I'M GLAD THE TRAIN DIDN'TSTOP?

HOW PRESIDENTIAL!

IT REMINDS ME OF THAT FAMOUSKENNEDY SPEECH -- ASK NOT WHAT

YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU --ASK HOW YOU CAN AVOID THE MOST

TROUBLED PARTS OF YOUR COUNTRY,ALL RIGHT.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)PARTICULARLY THE DARKER PARTS ."

RAND PAUL WASN'T THE ONLY ONEWHO WASN'T PAYING CLOSE

ATTENTION IN BALTIMORE.

WATCH WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THISCNN REPORTER THOUGHT HE WAS

INTERVIEWING MUSIC MOGUL RUSSELLSIMMONS WHEN, IN REALITY, HE WAS

INTERVIEWING RUSSELL SIMMONS'BUSINESS PARTNER KEVIN LILES.

>> AND WE HAVE A COUPLE OF LOCALCELEBRITIES HERE WHO ARE ABOUT

TO TALK TO US.

YOU BEAR A STRIKING RESEMBLANCETO RUSSELL SIMMONS.

YOU TELL ME YOU'RE NOT HIM, YOUTELL ME YOU'RE KEVIN LILES.

I'M NOT SURE I BELIEVE YOU.

WE THINK THIS IS RUSSELLSIMMONS.

>> Larry: WOLF, NO "WE" DON'T.

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, WOLF.

OH, SO ALL BROTHERS LOOK ALIKE,IS THAT WHAT IT IS?

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M SICK OF THIS.

LET'S GET A PICTURE OF KEVINLILES AND RUSSELL SIMMONS SIDE

BY SIDE AND PUT AN END TO THISRIDICULOUS MYTH THAT -- OH, THEY

DO KIND OF LOOK SIMILAR.

(LAUGHTER)I'M GLAD WE HAD THE NAMES

UNDERNEATH.

OKAY.

I GUESS THE LESSON HERE IS THATSOME BROTHERS "MAY" FAVOR EACH

OTHER.

BUT EVEN SO, IN WHAT WORLD DOYOU THINK RUSSELL SIMMONS IS

LYING TO YOU ABOUT BEING RUSSELLSIMMONS?

LYING TO YOU ABOUT BEING RUSSELLSIMMONS?

HERE TO TELL US MORE ABOUT THESITUATION ON THE GROUND IN

BALTIMORE IS "THE NIGHTLY SHOW"WHITE GUY JACK.

>> Larry: HEY, JACK.

WHAT'S GOING ON ON THE GROUND INBALTIMORE TONIGHT?

>> Jack: EVERYBODY WHO'SANYBODY WHO'S BLACK IS HERE

TONIGHT, LARRY.

ALL THE BIG NAMES -- DENZEL,P. DIDDY, BUSTER DOUGLAS, BARACK

OBAMA.

>> Larry: WAIT, JACK.

ARE YOU SURE THE PRESIDENT WASIN BALTIMORE?

BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT WAS IN THEBRONX TODAY.

>> Jack: PRESIDENT'S GOTTO MOVE FAST, LARRY.

THAT'S PART OF THEIR MYSTIQUE.

I'M PRETTY SURE IT WASHIM.

HE CAME OUT OF ONE OF THOSEPORTA-POTTIES BY HIMSELF.

HE'S SMALLER IN PERSON AND SEEMSKIND OF FAT, TOO.

LIKE FIVE-SEVEN -->> Larry: NO, OKAY, JACK --

THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT HIM.

I DON'T THINK YOU SAW OBAMA.

I THINK YOU JUST SAW A RANDOMBROTHER.

>> Jack: NOT TRUE, LARRY, ANDIT WASN'T JUST OBAMA.

I SAW PRINCE, BEYONCE, MORGANFREEMAN, SAMMY DAVIS, JR.

>> Larry: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT --SAMMY DAVIS, JR.?

HE'S NOT EVEN ALIVE.

HE'S BEEN DEAD FOR YEARS.

>> Jack: WELL, HE LOOKEDPRETTY GOOD TODAY.

BUT THE BIGGEST ONE OF ALL --LET ME SHOW YOU.

I HAVE A CLIP OF IT.

YEAH?

HUH?

>> Larry: WHO WAS THAT?

>> Jack: LARRY, THAT'S OPRAH!

>> Larry: OPRAH?

>> ONLY THE MOST FAMOUS WOMAN INTHE WORLD.

>> Larry: FIRST OF ALL, SHEDOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE OPRAH.

SECONDLY, SHE'S IN A WHEELCHAIR!

>> Jack: YEAH, I KNOW.

IT'S KIND OF SAD.

I GUESS AFTER HER SHOW GOTCANCELED, SHE HIT SOME HARD

TIMES.

>> Larry: LOOK, JACK, I THINKYOU NEED TO STOP MAKING UP WHO

PEOPLE ARE.

HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED ASKINGSOMEBODY WHO THEY ARE AND JUST

BELIEVING THEM?

>> Jack: NO. THAT DOESN'T SOUNDLIKE JOURNALISM, LARRY.

OH!

RICK JAMES!

RICK!

>> Larry: JACK, EVERYBODY!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)ALTHOUGH REPORTERS MAY HAVE BEEN

CONFUSING PEOPLE, THE POLICEWERE NOT.

NOW LOOK HOW THE POLICERESPONDED TO THIS BLACK GUY WHO

WAS OUT PAST CURFEW.

NOW, YOU MIGHT SAY, "WELL,LARRY, HE'S OUT PAST CURFEW,

HE'S WEARING A" (BLEEP) THEPOLICE" T-SHIRT, HE'S WALKING

TOWARDS THE POLICE...

WHY REASON WITH HIM?

PLEASE, PLEASE, LARRY.

DON'T MAKE THIS ABOUT RACE.

I'M SURE THEY TREATED ANYONE OUTPAST CURFEW THE SAME.

OKAY, I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TOSHOW US A CLIP OF HOW THEY

TREATED WHITE CURFEW BREAKERS."

YES, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'MGOING TO DO.

>> DO ME A FAVOR. THE LAST THINGI WANNA DO IS PUT YOU IN

HANDCUFFS. WHAT I'M GONNA ASKYOU NOW IS PLEASE LEAVE. BECAUSE

THE LAST THING I WANT TO DO ISPUT SOMEONE IN HANDCUFFS.

>> Larry: ONE GETS PEPPER, THEOTHER GETS PLEASE.

I'M NOT TRYING TO MAKE THIS ARACE THING, I'M REALLY NOT.

IT JUST IS! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Larry: WELCOME BACK!

IF YOU HAVE BEEN WATCHING THENEWS COVERAGE OF BALTIMORE, YOU

KNOW THE NEWS IS DRAWINGPEOPLE IN WITH AGGRESSIVE

FOOTAGE AND VIOLENT IMAGERY. WETHOUGHT WE'D GET IN ON THAT

ACTION, SO JOINING US IS OURVERY OWN NIGHTLY SHOW

CUB REPORTER JORDAN CARLOS.>> THANKS LARRY.

AS YOU KNOW I WAS INSPIRED BYYOUR PIECE LAST WEEK TALKING

TO THE BLOODS AND THE CRIPS ANDI FIGURED

LET ME MAKE A NAMEFOR MYSELF ON THE STREETS OF

BALTIMORE. AND I WENT DOWN ANDFOUND SOME PRETTY HOT

PROTEST ACTION.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

>> COME ON, WE ARE AT THE BUTTEND OF THE DEMONSTRATION RIGHT

NOW.

WE'RE ABOUT TO MEET A LOT OFPEOPLE.

WE'RE GOING TO CATCH UP,COMINGLE WITH THE CROWD, SEE

WHAT THEY'RE INTO.

WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE TO BE THECUTEST COMMON ADMINISTRATOR OUT

TODAY?

>> IT'S FEELING GOOD.

.>> Jordan: YOU'RE DARN TOOTIN'IT DOES.

I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH JUSTICE.

I LOVE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING, IT'SFINE.

SHOULD WE ALL GO TO JOSEPH BANKAND GET A NICE SUIT.

YOU'RE TAKING IT TO THE OLD KINDOF CIVIL RIGHTS LOOK

>> MALCOLM X DIDN'T STARTIN A SUIT. HE STARTED IN JEANS

AND A T-SHIRT AND WENT TO A ZOOTSUIT AFTER THOSE ROBBERIES

>> THOSE WERE PRETTY FLY.REMEMBER THE CHAINS COMING

OFF THAT THING?

>> Jordan: WE'RE SO FAR BEHINDIN THE RALLY PEOPLE HAVE LAPPED

US.

I WISH IT WAS A 25-49DEMOGRAPHIC COMMON

DEMONSTRATION, IF IT WAS ALITTLE SLOWER, IT WOULD BE

GREAT.

DO YOU GUYS THINK WE COULD GET LIKE AN UBER HERE?

>> NO. PROBABLY SURGE PRICESRIGHT NOW

PROBABLY FIVE TIMES THE PRICENOW.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?

>> Jordan: NO JUSTICE, NOPEACE, MAN.

THAT'S INJUSTICE.

THAT'S INJUSTICE.

>> Larry: JORDAN, I THOUGHTYOU WERE GOING TO GIVE US SOME

GRIT, SOME GANG STUFF, REALLYGET INTO IS IT GUTS OF THE

STORY.

>> Jordan: YOU DIDN'T LIKEWHAT THAT GUY WAS WEARING?

HE WAS WEARING A SPIKED JACKET!

[BLEEP] COULD HAVE GONE DOWN ANYSECOND.

>> Larry: YOU INTERVIEWED A4-YEAR-OLD GIRL.

>> Jordan: FIRST OF ALL, SHE WASFIVE. SECOND OF ALL, YOU'RE

LOOKING AT THE FUTURE OFJUSTICE! OPEN YOUR EYES, MAN!

>> Larry: WHAT ABOUT THEPEPPER SPRAY AND THE CURFEW, SO

MUCH OF THAT GRITTINESS!

WHERE WAS THAT?

>> Jordan: THAT WAS CRAZY!

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICE, I'MBLACK AND I DON'T WANT TO BE

NEAR PEPPER SPRAY AT ALL.

I'M NOT A HUGE FAN OFCONFRONTATION.

I WENT TO BROWN.

SO --(LAUGHTER)

I'M A FOOD CO-OP GUY!>> Larry: WELL THAT WASN'T

AT ALL. JORDAN CARLOS,EVERYONE!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!

♪♪>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

I'M HERE WITH MY PANEL.

"THE NIGHTLY SHOW" CONTRIBUTORRICKY VELEZ.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)"THE NIGHTLY SHOW" CONTRIBUTOR

MIKE YARD.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)AND AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE

CREATIONIST -- JUST KIDDING --BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)LOOK AT THAT!

WOW!

YOU KNOW BILL'S GOING TO DROPSOME SCIENCE ON YOU.

(LAUGHTER)A LOT HAPPENED OVER THE WEEKEND.

LET'S GET TO IT.

I WANT TO SHOW IT AGAIN THEBROTHER GETTING THE PEPPER

SPRAY. HE WAS OUT PAST HISCURFEW

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THEWHITE GUYS WERE OUT PAST CURFEW.

>> I'M GOING TO ASK YOU NOW TOPLEASE LEAVE.

>> Larry: OK, GOOD ENOUGH

MY QUESTION TO YOU,BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY, FROM A

SCIENCE PERSPECTIVE,IS PEPPER SPRAY NOT EFFECTIVE

ON WHITE PEOPLE?

>> THE LITTLE BIT OF TESTINGI'VE DONE, IT'S REALLY EFFECTIVE

ON MY PEOPLE.

(LAUGHTER)JUST LIKE YOUR PEOPLE PEPPER

SPRAY-WISE.

>> OBVIOUSLY, IT DOESN'T WORK ONBLACK PEOPLE BECAUSE HE TOOK

THAT ONE.

>> HE KEPT GOING!

TOOK THAT LIKE, YUM, YUM,YUM, YUM, YUM!

WE NEED A BURRITO.

>> HE WAS ABOUT TO HULK OUT ANDGO DOWN!

>> IT ONLY WORKS ON WHITE PEOPLEIF IT'S ORGANIC.

(LAUGHTER)>> KOSHER ORGANIC.

>> Larry: IN ALL FAIRNESS, HEWAS WEARING A "(BLEEP) THE

POLICE" T-SHIRT.

>> THAT'S A MESSAGE.

>> Larry: EXACTLY.

HOW DOES THAT FACTOR INTO THEDECISION TO PEPPER SPRAY.

>> IF YOU COME UP TO ME WITH A(BLEEP) YOU T-SHIRT I'M GOING TO

PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE(LAUGHTER)

>> BUT THAT'S THE PROBLEM,PEOPLE LOOK AT IT AS NEGATIVE.

[BLEEP] THE COPS COULD MEAN GOOUT AND HAVE

SEX WITH A COP AND STOP SHOOTINGUS! MAYBE THAT'S WHAT IT MEANT

IT COULD BE SONG LYRICS.

>> EXACTLY.

>> Larry: YOU DON'T SEE IT ASPOSITIVE, THE (BLEEP) THE POLICE

T-SHIRT?

>> NOT RIGHT AWAY. >> MAYBE HE WAS

TALKING ABOUT THE BAND, "THEPOLICE."

MY MOTHER LOVES THEM.

>> Larry: WOULDN'T THAT BEHORRIBLE IF HE JUST HATED STING

AND ALL OF THIS HAPPENED. THATWOULD BE A TRAGEDY.

I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE FACIALRECOGNITION THING

THE GUY INSISTING KEVIN LILESWITH US RUSSELL SIMMONS.

LET'S SEE THAT AGAIN.>> YOU BEAR A STRIKING

RESEMBLANCE TO RUSSELL SIMMONS,YOU TELL ME YOU'RE KEVIN LILES?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

WE THINK THIS IS RUSSELLSIMMONS, WOLF.

>> Larry: BILL NYE THE SCIENCEGUY, IS THERE A SCIENTIFIC

EXPLANATION OF THIS OR IS ITJUST DOUCHEY?

>> BEFORE WE GO DOWN THE RACEROAD --

>> Larry: OH, I DIDN'T GO DOWNTHERE, I SAID DOUCHEY.

>> NO, YOU NEVER DO.

(LAUGHTER), NO DOUCHEY -- YEAH, IF I -- IF

THE PRODUCER IS IN YOUR EAR ANDYOU'RE UNDER PRESSURE, THAT'S

THE GUY FROM DEF JAM!

THAT'S THE GUY!

I'M TELLING YOU!

YOU KNOW, LIKE HE'S LISTENING,AND THEN --

>> Larry: HE'S LIKE, NO(BLEEP) THAT GUY.

HE'S RUSSELL SIMMONS!

>> EXACTLY!

>> Larry: LIKE THE GUY ISGOING TO SAY, YOU'RE RIGHT, WHAT

WAS I THINKING?

>> RIGHT.

MY TAKE ON IT, IT DOESN'T BOTHERME.

IF YOU DON'T LIVE AROUND BLACKPEOPLE, IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN

AROUND A LOT OF BLACK PEOPLE -->> Larry: HE LIVES AROUND DON

LEMON>> I SAID BLACK PEOPLE, LARRY

I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY YOU MIGHT

NOT BE ABLE TO.

LISTEN, I DON'T LIVE AROUND ALOT OF WHITE PEOPLE AND

SOMETIMES Y'ALL BLEND.

I'M SORRY.

YOU DO.

I SAW YOU EIGHT TIMES TODAY.

EIGHT TIMES.

ON THE TRAIN. I WAS LIKE, BILLNYE?

>> HE WASSINGING, RIGHT?

>> ON THE E TRAIN!

>> Larry: YOU SAW HIM EIGHTDIFFERENT TIMES?

>> EIGHT DIFFERENT TIMES.

>> IT'S BECAUSE BOWTIES ARECATCHING ON.

>> Larry: I WAS, LIKE, WHATARE YOU DOING ON THE A TRAIN,

BILL?

DOES RACISM EXIST IN THE ANIMALKINGDOM?

>> TRIBALISM EXISTS IN THEANIMAL KINGDOM.

THIS IS WHAT I THINK IS AT THEBASE OF THIS.

HAVE WE TALKED ABOUT ULTRAVIOLETLIGHT?

>> Larry: NO.

YOU'RE GOING TO JUMP ON THIS.EVERYBODY IS FROM EAST AFRICA

I HAD THE TESTS RUN, I'M PARTLYBANTU

YOU MIGRATE INTO MESOPOTAMIA,TIGRIS AND THE EUPHRATES

YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE BREAKINGDOWN OF YOUR

FOLIC ACID.

THEN MIGRATE ACROSS ASIA,RAISING WHEAT, EATING STUFF,

THEN THE ICE AGE, ALL THE STUFFIS FROZEN IN THE MOUNTAINS, YOU

CAN WALK TO SARAH PALIN'S FUTUREHOUSE, AND THEN YOU COME DOWN

THE WEST COAST -->> Larry: I FEEL RACISM IS

ABOUT TO START.

I FEEL LIKE IT'S STARTING.

>> IT'S STARTED, BECAUSE YOU'VEGOT THESE TRIBES AND THEY HAVE

DIFFERENT SKIN COLOR AS A RESULTOF ULTRAVIOLET LIGHT.

NOW, YOU CAN RUN THIS TEST,LARRY.

>> Larry: WHAT IS THE TEST?

IF A GUY FROM NORWAY, ONE OFMY PEOPLE --

>> Larry: YEAH.

-- HAS AN INTERACTION, CAN WESAY INTERACTION ON TELEVISION?

>> Larry: WE'RE ON BASICCABLE.

WITH A WOMAN FROM ZIMBABWE, ALLYOU'RE GOING TO GET IS A HUMAN,

YOU WON'T GET SOME OTHER NEWTHING.

>> Larry: YOU'RE GOING TO GETSOME GOOD HAIR, TOO.

THAT'S A JOKE.

>> WE'RE ALL THE SAME THINGFROM A SCIENTIFIC STANDPOINT, SO

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS RACEBUT THERE IS SUCH A THING AS

TRIBALISM.

>> Larry: WHEN A GUY FROM NORWAYHAS SEX WITH AN

AFRICAN WOMAN, RACISM IS OVER.

THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID, RIGHT?

>> YOU GOT IT.

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE)

>> IF I CAN SPLIT THE MEANING OFRACE VS. TRIBE AND GIVE YOU

THAT, THEN YEAH.

>> Larry: HERE'S WHAT I WANTTO DO.

WE'LL ASK BILL NYE THE SCIENCEGUY ANYTHING YOU WANT.

IF YOU CAN ASK BILL NYE THESCIENCE GUY ANYTHING YOU WANT.

MIKE?

>> THIS HAS ALWAYS BAFFLED MEFROM THE TIME I WAS A CHILD.

HOW IS IT THAT YOU PUT A NEEDLEON A RECORD AND IT PLAYS MUSIC?

WHAT KIND OF WITCHCRAFT IS THAT?>> THIS IS AN OLDER REFERENCE

>> LOST ON MANY OF THEYOUNGER LISTENERS

>> Larry: THEY HAVE NO IDEAWHAT A RECORD IS.

MY QUESTION IS WHY ARE YOU STILLPLAYING RECORDS?

(LAUGHTER)>> THE NEEDLE OFTEN MADE OF GEM

STONE, DIAMOND, SAPPHIRE SORT OFTHING, AND THEN SHAKE A CRYSTAL

WHICH WHEN YOU BEND IT MAKES ANELECTRICAL CURRENT, AND SOME OF

YOU MIGHT HAVE THE MOTORCOMPUTERS THAT HAVE A FAN,

THAT'S A PESO ELECTRIC THING,CONVERTS THE MECHANICAL MOTION

TO HAVE THE NEEDLE INTO ANELECTRICAL SIGNAL WHICH WE

AMPLIFY!

>> Larry: COME ON, MAN,SERIOUSLY...

>> YOU ACT LIKE YOU KNEW THIS.

THEN THERE'S TWO COILS OFWIRE --

>> Larry: I THINK WE'VE GOTIT.

ASK HIM ANYTHING.

>> WHY DO MEN HAVE NIPPLES?

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE)

>> A GREAT QUESTION.

IS THIS A HERNIA?

>> Larry: WHY DO MEN HAVENIPPLES?

>> IT'S LEFT OVER.

AS WE SAY, IN EVOLUTION, IT'SNOT TOP-DOWN DESIGN, IT'S

BOTTOM-UP.

SO IF YOU HAVE NIPPLES ANDYOU'RE STILL CARRYING ON AS BOYS

AND GIRLS, THERE'S NO REASON TOGET RID OF THEM, THERE THEY ARE.

>> Larry: I LOVE THAT.

IT'S LEFTOVERS.

>> YOURS ARE CONNECTED.

THIS IS THE THING ABOUT AEVOLUTION.

WHY DO YOU WEAR OUT?

WHY DOES MY EYESIGHT GO? WHY DOYOU NEED GLASSES?

YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH.

>> Larry: EXPLAIN THE SCIENCEBEHIND WHY BLACK DOESN'T CRACK?

>> THERE IS A LOT OFSPECULATION.

>> Larry: IT'S TRUE, BLACKSDON'T CRACK.

>> BECAUSE YOU'RE MORE ULTRARESISTANT TO ULTRAVIOLET LIGHT.

>> Larry: ULTRAVIOLET LIGHT ISTHE ANSWER TO EVERY PROBLEM WE

HAVE!

WE'LL BE BACK!

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