In this episode, the fight for the Arctic wealth heats up, almost as fast as the Arctic. Then, my DNA gets shot into space. Weirdly, not by me. And CNBC's Maria Bartiromo is here to talk about the financial crisis. I hope she doesn't expect to be reimbursed for her travel. I know the knife is supposed to go next to the spoon, but where does the gun go? This is The Colbert Report.