In this episode, the Democrats face off at Dartmouth. I can't wait to see who got tasered. Then, Congress passes a bill that would give health care to poor kids. Don't we already have the Flintstone vitamins program? And film historian David Schwartz is here to talk about presidential campaign ads. My name is Stephen Colbert and I approve this guest. The answer to tonight's Sudoku is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 -- not necessarily in that order. This is The Colbert Report.