In this episode, Kosovo declared independence from Serbia. Is this just a conspiracy by Big Atlas to make us buy new maps? Then, conservative icon William F. Buckley passes away. I'm guessing St. Peter just bought a thesaurus. And I sit down with animal rights activist Ingrid Newkirk. I hope when I trap her in the interview she doesn't try to gnaw her own leg off. Hey, Ben Bernanke, stop telling us about your sagging growth. This is The Colbert Report.