June 30, 2015 - Chris Christie's Presidential Bid

  • 06/30/2015

Ricky Velez checks in on a childhood bully, and Larry discusses Governor Chris Christie's 2016 presidential candidacy with Chris Distefano, Boy George and Alyona Minkovski.

>> Larry: WOW, MAN.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

WELCOME TO "THE NIGHTLY SHOW."

(CROWD CHANTING)YES.

LOVE TONIGHT.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THAT'S A GREAT AUDIENCE.

WE HAVE AN ENTIRE AUDIENCE OFLOUD BEARDED GUYS TONIGHT, I

WANT YOU TO KNOW.

(LAUGHTER)WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW.

BOY GEORGE WILL BE JOINING US ONTHE PANEL TONIGHT.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)MAN!

HOW COOL IS THAT, RIGHT?

OKAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS ORNOT THIS IS INTERESTING.

I FOUND THIS OUT TODAY.

EVERY TIME A BELLRINGS, AN ANGEL LAUGHS, BECAUSE

ANOTHER REPUBLICAN DECIDES TORUN FOR PRESIDENT.

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE)

>> AND THAT IS WHY TODAY I AMPROUD TO ANNOUNCE MY CANDIDACY

FOR THE REPUBLICAN NOMINATIONFOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED

STATES OF AMERICA!

>> Larry: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT!

THAT'S RIGHT!

CHRIS CHRISTIE ENTERED THE RACETODAY.

PEOPLE.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS MANYTIME TO CHECK IN WITH THE

UNBLACKENING.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)I JUST LOVE THAT OPEN.

ALL RIGHT.

SO CHRISTIE ANNOUNCEDHIS PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN THIS

MORNING BACK AT HIS OLD HIGHSCHOOL IN LIVINGSTON,

NEW JERSEY, WHERE HE WASINTRODUCED BY SOME OF HIS OLD

CLASSMATES.

>> SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS BEINGBOOED BY HER HIGH SCHOOL

CLASSMATES.

SHE WAS NOT.

LYNN'S NICKNAME IN HIGH SCHOOLWAS THE JUICE.

>> JUICE!

HENCE, IT IS NOT A BOO.

Larry: LOOK, GUYS.

THE NAME "JUICE" IS NOT FUNNY.

MAYBE SHE WAS ACTUALLY ONSTEROIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL.

(LAUGHTER)OKAY?

ALL RIGHT.

SO THEY WEREN'T BOOING.

THEY WERE SAYING "JUICE."

WHAT MADE YOU SUCH A BOO EXPERT?

(LAUGHTER)>> GOOD AFTERNOON, EVERYBODY.

YOU'VE ALREADY HEARD ENOUGHSPEECHES, ENOUGH SPEECHES OF THE

SAME THING.

(LAUGHTER)[ AUDIENCE BOOs ]

>> Larry: OH, YEARS OF BOOEXPERIENCE.

ALL RIGHT.

OKAY.

SO HE'S EXPERIENCED.

VERY GOOD.

I'LL TELL YOU ONE GUY WHO WASN'TBOOING.

IN FACT, IF THERE WERE SUCHA THING AS THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE

OF BOOING, THAT'S WHAT HE WASDOING.

CHECK THIS OUT.

(APPLAUSE)(LAUGHTER)

>> Larry: WHO COULD POSSIBLY BETHAT EXCITED ABOUT CHRIS

CHRISTIE?

(LAUGHTER)HELL, WHO COULD POSSIBLY BE THAT

EXCITED ABOUT ANYTHING PAST THEAGE OF 3?

RIGHT?

(LAUGHTER)THERE'S GOT TO BE AN

EXPLANATION.

WAIT.

DO WE HAVE A SHOT OF HIS FEET?

LET'S SEE.

OH, OH,!

THERE YOU GO.

OKAY.

HIS FEET ARE ON FIRE!

I TAKE THE WHOLE THING BACK.

(LAUGHTER)THOSE MOVES ARE COMPLETELY

JUSTIFIED.

QUICK!

JUICE!

POUR YOURSELF ON HIS SHOES!

JUICE!

JUICE!!

ALL RIGHT, CHRIS CHRISTIE.

WHAT ARE YOU ALL ABOUT?

COME ON.

GIVE ME THE SKINNY.

THAT'S NOT A FAT JOKE!

THAT'S NOT A FAT JOKE.

(LAUGHTER)NO, IT'S JUST A SAYING.

THAT'S JUST A SAYING.

LAY ON ME.

I MEAN LAY IT ON ME.

DODGED A BULLET THERE.

OKAY, LOOK, I KNOW, GUYS.

HERE'S THE THING.

LOOK, HERE AT "THE NIGHTLYSHOW," WE REALLY DON'T WANT TO

INDULGE IN MAKING FAT JOKESABOUT CHRIS CHRISTIE.

WE THINK THEY'RE EASY.

THEY'RE DEMEANING.

AND, FRANKLY, THEY'RE JUSTCHEAP.

BUT FROM TIME TO TIME, WE MAYSLIP UP.

(LAUGHTER)SO WE JUST WANTED TO ACKNOWLEDGE

THIS -- GIVE YOU A HEAD'S UP --JUST ADDRESS THE ELEPHANT IN THE

ROOM.

THAT'S NOT A FAT JOKE!

(LAUGHTER)THAT'S NOT A FAT JOKE!

HOLD ON.

GUY IT'S, THAT'S A -- GUYS,THAT'S A TRUE SAYING.

ALSO, IN THIS CASE, IT WOULD BETHE ELEPHANT IN THE GYMNASIUM.

RIGHT?

SEE?

THAT IS A JOKE.

SEE?

SEE HOW HARD IT IS?

>> THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

Larry: OH!

(LAUGHTER)VERY GOOD, JEB!

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

THAT IS WHAT SHE SAID!

ACTUALLY.

OKAY, CHRIS, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TOSAY?

>> AS A CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT,I WANT TO PROMISE YOU JUST A FEW

THINGS.

FIRST, A CAMPAIGN WITHOUT SPINOR WITHOUT PANDERING OR

FOCUS-GROUP-TESTED ANSWERS.

YOU GET WHAT I THINK WHETHER YOULIKE IT OR NOT.

>> Larry: WHOA, IS HE A DOCTOR?

BECAUSE THAT'S REALLY GOODBEDSIDE MANNER.

ALL RIGHT.

(LAUGHTER)SO NO SPIN, NO PANDERING.

YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE UP YOUR OWNANSWERS.

GOT IT.

SO FAR YOU SOUND VERY QUALIFIED.

OKAY.

LET'S SEE IF HAPPY FEET IS STILLEXCITED.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)ALL RIGHT.

OKAY.

HE'S STILL JONESIN' FOR YOU.

GOOD JOB, CHRISTIE.

SO TELL ME, WHAT WOULD YOURUN-FOCUS-GROUP-TESTED TAKE BE ON

THE STATE OF AMERICA?

>> WEAK LEADERSHIP.

THIS WEAKNESS AND INDECISIVENESSHANDWRINGING AND EVASIVENESS AND

INDECISIVENESS AND AN ECONOMYTHAT IS WEAK, WEAK.

>> Larry: OKAY.

SO I'M SENSING YOU THINK WE'REWEAK.

AND I'M GUESSING YOUR OPINION ISTHAT WEAK IS BAD, BECAUSE YOU

HAD KIND OF AN ATTITUDE WHEN YOUSAID IT.

WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO JUDGY?

(LAUGHTER)WHY YOU GOT TO BE DOWN ON

AMERICA.

"USA."

HELLO, AREN'T YOU A REPUBLICAN?

ALL RIGHT.

SO HOW DO YOU PLAN TO ERADICATETHIS WEAKNESS?

>> THE COURAGE TO STAND UP.

AND STAND UP.

STAND UP AND FIGHT.

FIGHTING THAT FIGHT.

NOW READY TO FIGHT.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

NOW I'M SENSING YOU WANT TOFIGHT.

(LAUGHTER)ALL RIGHT.

LET ME SEE IF I CAN SUM UP YOURPOLITICAL PHILOSOPHY:

EVERYTHING IS WEAK.

YOU'RE GOING TO BEAT IT UP.

AND WE'RE GOING TO LIKE IT.

(LAUGHTER)ALL RIGHT, FLOYD MAYWEATHER,

GOOD LUCK TO YOU.

(LAUGHTER)OKAY.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)MAYBE, WE'LL SEE.

I DON'T KNOW.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,HERE TO TALK ABOUT TODAY'S

ANNOUNCEMENT IS CHRIS CHRISTIE'SHIGH SCHOOL CLASSMATE AND TOWN

BULLY, MATT CAFFARELLI.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)MATT, THANKS FOR BEING HERE.

>> THANKS FOR HAVING ME, NERD.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: OKAY.

THAT'S A LITTLE WEIRD START.

I GUESS YOU ARE THE TOWN BULLY,SO I SHOULD EXPECT THAT.

OKAY.

WHAT DID YOU THINK OF CHRISTIE'SSPEECH?

>> IT WAS BOSS AS HELL!

HONESTLY, MAN, I THOUGHTHE [ BLEEP ] CRUSHED IT!

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

CHRIS CHRISTIE IS THE BULLYAMERICA'S BEEN WAITING FOR.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: I'M SORRY, THE BULLY?

WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN BYTHAT?

>> WATCH AND LEARN, BOB BUNSONHONEYDEW.

>> WHO YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?

DAMN, MAN, I'M GOVERNOR.

COULD YOU JUST SHUT UP FOR ASECOND?

YOUR REAR END'S GOING TO GETTHROWN IN JAIL, IDIOT.

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP.

ARE YOU -- ARE YOU STUPID?

FIRST OFF, IT'S NONE OF YOURBUSINESS.

>> WAS THAT A LITTLE BLUNT, EVENFOR YOU?

>> NO.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: HE DEFINITELY SOUNDS

LIKE A BULLY.

HOW IS THAT GOOD FOR AMERICA?

>> LOOK, AMERICA'S LIKE A HIGHSCHOOL -- THE LAST THREE

PRESIDENTS WERE A PROM KING, ADUMB JOCK, AND NOW A FRIGGIN'

NERD RUNNING THE JOINT, YOU KNOWWHAT I MEAN?

(LAUGHTER)IT'S TIME FOR A BULLY SO THE

NATURAL ORDER CAN BE RESTORED.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: WAIT.

(APPLAUSE)(CHEERS)

SO YOU THINK THE LEADER OF THEFREE WORLD SHOULD BE A

HIGH-SCHOOL-STYLE BULLY?

>> YOU GOT IT RIGHT, FOUR EYES.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: WAIT, WHY ARE YOU

PICKING ON ME?

>> LARRY, I'M A BULLY.

THAT'S WHAT I DO.

>> Larry: OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

THAT MAKES SENSE.

OKAY.

JUST EXPLAIN TO ME, HOW DOESCHRIS CHRISTIE BEING A BULLY

PRESIDENT -- I DUNNO -- LIKE,HELP US IN THE MIDDLE EAST?

>> MIDDLE EAST?

PLEASE.

WHY DON'T YOUCHECK OUT THIS SWEET FOREIGN

POLICY RIGHT HERE.

>> Larry: GET THE HELL OFF THEBEACH IN ASBURY PARK AND GET

OUT.

(LAUGHTER)>> NAILED IT.

NAILED IT.

>> Larry: WAIT.

THAT'S FOREIGN POLICY?

>> LISTEN, POINDEXTER, WHAT ISMIDDLE EAST BUT A PILE OF SAND?

IT'S A GIANT BEACH!

WHERE ALL OUR OIL IS.

WHICH IS NICE.

THINK ABOUT IRAN.

YOU'VE GOT THE KING OF IRANEMPEROR OF IRAN, WHATEVER HE IS.

HE'S TRYING TO BUILD NUKES.

OBAMA'S ALL LIKE "BRBRBR."

THAT'S HOW HE SOUNDS.

(LAUGHTER)CHRIS CHRISTIE'S GOING TO BE

LIKE, "HEY, DUMB-DUMB, YOU CAN'THAVE NUKES.

I TOLD YOU!

GET OFF OUR FRIGGIN' BEACH!">> Larry: OKAY.

BOOM.

Larry: OKAY.

FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T THINKI'VE HEARD OF A FOREIGN POLICY

QUITE LIKE THIS.

AND IT'S REALLY NOT OUR BEACH.

>> REALLY?

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

TWO FOR FLINCHING, BUDDY.

Larry: TWO FOR FLINCHING?

>> THOSE ARE THE RULES.

YOU FLINCH, YOU GET HIT!

CHRIS CHRISTIE TAUGHT ME THAT.

>> Larry: ALL RIGHT, FINE.

BUT WHAT ABOUT DOMESTIC ISSUES,LIKE HEALTHCARE?

>> HEALTHCARE?

PLEASE.

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A GUY WHOLITERALLY BULLIED HIS WEIGHT

DOWN.

HE WAS LIKE, [ BLEEP ] YOU,STOMACH!

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

HE WAS LIKE,STOMACH, BE SMALLER.

HEY, DOC, CUT ME OPEN AND PUT ARUBBER BAND AROUND IT."

YOU KNOW?

AND THEN STRANGLE IT.

STRANGLE MY STOMACH.

(LAUGHTER)NOW HE'S ALL LIKE, "HEY,

STOMACH.

HERE'S A PEANUT.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

(LAUGHTER)NO, NO,

GO TO BED, YOU PIECE OF[ BLEEP ]."

>> Larry: HOLD ON.

I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S NOT HOWLAP-BAND SURGERY WORKS.

>> THAT IS LITERALLY EXACTLY HOWIT WORKS.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: THAT IS LITERALLY THE

WRONG DEFINITION OF "LITERALLY."

>> WE'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TOAGREE TO DISAGREE.

>> Larry: WE HAVEN'T AGREED ONANYTHING!

>> ALL RIGHT.

(LAUGHTER)THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Larry: NO, NO, NO, YOU DON'TGET TO SAY THAT.

THAT'S WHAT I SAY.

>> YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THANME?

>> Larry: [ BLEEP ].

(LAUGHTER)YOU'RE A BIG BULLY!

DO WHAT HE SAYS -- GO TOCOMMERCIAL.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

YOU'RE A BIG BULLY.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)OKAY, EVERYBODY.

THIS IS A STORY I'VE BEENWAITING TO DO.

ALL RIGHT?

IT'S TIME FOR "THE NIGHTLYSHOW'S" NEWEST AND MOST

EXPENSIVE SEGMENT -- "HANDSOMEAPE UPDATE"!

♪♪(LAUGHTER)

>> Larry: OKAY.

NO, I DIDN'T SAY THE OPENING WASTHE MOST --

(LAUGHTER)HERE'S THE STORY, GUYS.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEARD ABOUTIT.

THERE'S THIS APE IN JAPAN THATEVERYONE IS GOING CRAZY ABOUT --

IT'S THE MOST -- OH.

(LAUGHTER)OH, HERE, RICKY.

>> ARE WE NOT RUNNING MY PIECEABOUT BULLIES?

>> Larry: RICKY VELEZ, EVERYONE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> WHAT ARE WE DOING?

Larry: I'M SORRY, MAN.

WE HAD TO BUMP THAT.

WE KIND OF COVERED BULLIES INTHE CHRISTIE THING.

AND THIS IS A BIG STORY INJAPAN.

WE'RE ABOUT TO GO LIVE TO OURHANDSOME APE SITUATION.

>> OH, COOL.

I JUST THOUGHT BULLYINGWAS AN IMPORTANT ISSUE, YOU

KNOW, SOMETHING "THE NIGHTLYSHOW" WOULD BE COVERING.

IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT CUTEAPES, GO AHEAD.

THAT'S WEIRD.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: WELL, I KIND OF DID

ACTUALLY.

HE'S UNUSUALLY HANDSOME, AND HEBROODS AND EVERYTHING.

(LAUGHTER)AND, WELL, WE'RE GOING TO LOSE

THE BLIMP SATELLITE LINK SOONSO --

>> OKAY, SURE.

YEAH, DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO,MAN.

BULLYING IMPACTS MILLIONS OFPEOPLES LIVES, BUT, OKAY, APE

IT.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: OKAY, FINE, RICKY.

GO AHEAD AND SHOW YOUR PIECE ONBULLYING.

>> AWESOME.

THANKS, LARRY.

OKAY, EVERYONE.

WELCOME TO RICKY'S WORLD.

♪♪HOW MANY OF YOU WERE BULLIED

GROWING UP?

I GET A LOT.

AND THAT'S.

[ BLEEP ] UP.

MENTION I SAID GROWING YOU,BECAUSE IF YOU'RE BEING BULLIED

NOW AS AN ADULT, THAT'S ON YOU.

DON'T BE A PUSSY.

KIDS BEING BULLIED, MAN, THAT'SMESSED UP.

I KNOW BECAUSE I WAS BULLIEDGROWING UP, RIGHT HERE IN

QUEENS.

I GOT THIS ONE KID, STOLE MYBIKE IN THE THIRD GRADE, STOLE

MY WALLET IN THE 12th GRADE,AND NOW I GET TO SEE HOW BAD HIS

LIFE GOING ON FACEBOOK.

(LAUGHTER)THE ONLY RIGHT WAY TO USE

FACEBOOK IS TO CHECK IN ON THEMISERABLE PEOPLE THAT USED TO

MAKE YOU MISERABLE.

DON'T ARGUE.

I'M RIGHT ABOUT THIS.

THE OTHER DAY HE WRITES A STATUSTO HIS DEAD DAD, HEY, DEAD DAD,

LOVE YOU, MISS YOU, HOPE I NEVERDISAPPOINT YOU REALLY?

LIKE HIS DAD'S UP IN HEAVENSAYING, LET ME CHECK MY

FACEBOOK.

YOU DON'T GET TO HEAVEN ANDSTILL HAVE TO LOG IN

IF THERE'S FACEBOOK IN THEAFTERLIFE, YOU ARE IN HELL.

NO ONE EVEN LIKED HIS STATUS.

I FELT BAD.

I HAD A HEART.

SO I MADE A FACEBOOK AS HISDAD AND WROTE HIM BACK.

HEY, IT'S YOUR DEAD DAD, JUSTGOT BACK FROM THE

TUPAQ BIGGIE CONCERT THAT WAS ALOT OF FUN.

PS, YOU ARE DISAPPOINTING.

RICKY VELEZ WANTS HIS BIKE BACK,BITCH.

WELCOME TO MY WORLD.

I'M RICKY VELEZ.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: THANKS, RICKY.

I THINK HE WAS SAYING, "DON'TBULLY."

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

I'M HERE WITH MY PANEL.

HIS NEW SHOW "BENDERS" PREMIERSON IFC THIS FALL, COMEDIAN CHRIS

DISTEFANO.

>> THANK YOU.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: SHE'S A HOST AT

HUFFPOST LIVE,ALYONA MINKOVSKI.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)AND HE AND THE CULTURE CLUB ARE

LAUNCHING THEIR NORTH AMERICANTOUR JULY 17th,

GRAMMY-NOMINATED PERFORMER ANDSONGWRITER, LEGEND BOY GEORGE!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)ALWAYS A LOT GOING ON.

YOU KNOW, FIRST, AS EVERYBODYKNOWS, ON FRIDAY THE SUPREME

COURT RULED IN FAVOR OFLEGALIZING GAY MARRIAGE IN ALL

50 STATES.

WE TALKED ABOUT THIS --(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

BOY GEORGE, AS A BRIT, DO YOUHAVE A REACTION TO AMERICA

FINALLY COMING AROUND?

WHAT IS YOUR TAKE ON IT?

>> I JUST -- I NEVERUNDERSTOOD -- IT'S SUCH A

CONSERVATIVE IDEA THATCONSERVATIVE PEOPLE WOULD LOVE

THE FACT THAT GAY PEOPLE WANTEDTO BE MARRIED.

I THOUGHT THEY'D EMBRACE THEIDEA.

>> Larry: WELL, THE SECOND PARTOF IT, I WOULD AGREE WITH YOU.

WANTING TO BE MARRIED.

THE FIRST PART, GAY PEOPLEWANTING TO BE MARRIED.

(LAUGHTER).

>> I THINK PEOPLE SHOULD MINDTHEIR OWN BUSINESS.

ALSO, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GETINVOLVED IN GAY MARRIAGE, JUST

DON'T DO IT.

DON'T MARRY A GUY OR A WOMAN.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE -- IT JUST

BAFFLES ME WHY PEOPLE CARE.

THERE'S SO MANY MORE IMPORTANTTHINGS.

I'M REALLY GLAD PEOPLE CAN DO ITAND NOW WE CAN GET JUST FORGET

IT BIT.

MARRIAGE IS MARRIAGE.

>> Larry: YOU GETTING MARRIED?

NO.

YOU HAVE TO FIRST FIND SOMEBODYTO MARRY YOU.

>> Larry: NOW WE CAN FOCUS ONGAY RECEPTIONS.

YEAH, GAY DIVORCE.

WHO'S KEEPING THE MING VASE.

(LAUGHTER).

>> Larry: EXACTLY.

I WANTED TO -- THIS WEEKEND IGUESS IT WAS GAY PRIDE WEEKEND

ALMOST EVERYWHERE, I SUPPOSE,RIGHT?

THERE ARE PARTS IN THE WORLD IDON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

BUT THIS WEEKEND, WE TALKEDABOUT THIS IN OUR OPEN, THERE

WAS AN ULTRAORTHODOX JEWISHGROUP.

THEY HIRED MEXICAN DAY LABORERSTO HOLD UP SIGNS TO OPPOSE THE

GAY PRIDE.

IS THIS A THING NOW, OUTSOURCINGYOUR OUTRAGE?

I MEAN --(LAUGHTER)

SERIOUSLY, WHAT DO YOU THINKABOUT THAT?

>> IT'S COWARDLY IS WHAT IT IS.

IF YOU HAVE YOUR HATE,PREFERABLY, YOU WOULD LEAVE IT

AT HOME AND NOT BRING IT OUT ONSTREETS.

>> Larry: YOU SAY IT'S NOTRESOURCEFUL.

>> IT'S COWARDLY IN THAT YOUWON'T PUT YOUR FACE BEHIND IT

AND IT'S ALSO EXPLOITATION.

THESE ARE CLEARLY PEOPLE THATNEEDED A BUCK AND SO YOU'RE

PAYING THEM TO GO OUT ANDPROTEST FOR YOU.

>> Larry: WHAT WAS THE FIRSTQUESTION, DO YOU GUYS READ

ENGLISH?

OH, GOOD, WE HAVE A JOB FOR YOU.

(LAUGHTER).

>> HERE YOU GO.

IT'S CREATING EMPLOYMENT.

I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THEY PAIDTHEM.

>> $3 FOR THE WHOLE DAYPROBABLY.

THEY DON'T GIVE THEM ANY MONEY.

>> Larry: AND I THINK THEY WEREBEING JEERED, BUT THEY'RE HIRED

TO DO THAT.

WHO'S MORE RESPONSIBLE, PEOPLEWHO WOULD HIRE THEM OR PEOPLE

HOLDING UP THE SIGNS?

>> THE PEOPLE THAT HIRED THEM.

Larry: IF SOMEBODY HIRED YOUTO HOLD UP A SIGN, WOULD YOU DO

IT?

THEY PAY GOOD MONEY.

>> WELL, YEAH, IF YOU PAY MEGOOD --

(LAUGHTER)>> I DOUBT THEY GOT PAID GOOD

MONEY.

THEY DID IT TO DO IT.

BUT, OF COURSE, IT'S THE PERSON.

LOOK AT THESE GUYS.

THESE GUYS DIDN'T KNOW.

THEY PROBABLY JUST HOLD UP THESIGN, DO IT.

THAT ONE GUY WAS DRESSED UP LIKEA HASIDIC JEW.

(LAUGHTER)LOOK AT THAT GUY!

>> Larry: OH, MY GOD.

COME ON!

Larry: WHAT IS THAT?

HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THAT.

HE DRESSED -- HE GOT THE CURLSAND THE HAT ON.

>> Larry: THAT'S CRAZY.

IT'S -- I KNOW.

HE WENT FOR IT.

>> Larry: ALL RIGHT.

I WANT TO GET TO CHRIS CHRISTIEREAL QUICK.

CHRIS CHRISTIE IS RUNNING FORPRESIDENT.

I FEEL LIKE HE'S TRYING TO DOTHIS MACHO IMAGE.

DO WE THINK IT'S IMPORTANT FORAMERICA TO HAVE A MACHO

PRESIDENT?

WHY DOES IT ALWAYS SEEM LIKETHAT THAT'S A THING?

>> I DON'T THINK -- I THINK,LOOK, BOTTOM LINE CHRIS

CHRISTIE'S JUST -- HE'S A FATITALIAN GUY FROM NEW JERSEY SO

HE'S GOING TO COME OFF LIKE --HE'S GOING TO JIGGLE HIS BALLS

WHEN HE DOES HIS INAUGURALADDRESS.

(LAUGHTER)THAT'S JUST WHO HE IS.

I GOT TO BE HONEST, LOOK, AS ANITALIAN GUY, THAT'S MY OBAMA

RIGHT THERE.

I'M NOT --(LAUGHTER)

>> Larry: WAIT, WAIT.

HOLD ON A SECOND.

HOLD ON.

HOLD UP.

THE ITALIAN GUY JIGGLING HISBALLS IS YOUR OBAMA.

(LAUGHTER).

>> MY OBAMA.

LISTEN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEHELL HE'S TALKING ABOUT.

I'M NOT A REPUBLICAN.

BUT HE'S PROBABLY A YANKEE FAN.

AND I'M GOING TO GO FOR IT.

I THINK I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.

I DON'T KNOW.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: THE THING IS HE GOT IN

TROUBLE FOR HUGGING OBAMA.

HAVE YOU EVER GOT IN TROUBLE FORHUGGING A BLACK GUY?

(LAUGHTER)>> NOT THAT I KNOW OF.

THING WITH CHRIS CHRISTIE ISYOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL OF THIS

CULT OF PERSONALITY.

PEOPLE JUST SAY, OH, THAT'S JUSTTHE WAY HE IS.

WE LOVE THAT HE'S SO BRASH.

HE'S TELLING IT LIKE IT IS.

THAT'S HIS WHOLE CAMPAIGNMESSAGE AT THE MOMENT.

YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT HISPOLICIES.

THIS IS SOMEBODY WHO COULDPOTENTIALLY BE IN A POSITION OF

POWER, ALREADY IN THE STATEWHERE HE IS THE GOVERNOR,

NEW JERSEY RESIDENTS DON'TLIKE HIM.

THE LATEST OPINION POLL SHOWSABOUT 30% --

>> Larry: THAT'S WHY HE'SGETTING OUT, RIGHT

(LAUGHTER).

>> THE POVERTY RATE WENT UP INNEW JERSEY UNDER HIS WATCH.

THE INFRASTRUCTURE IS CRUMBLING.

HE'S DESTROYING THE PUBLICSCHOOLS AND THE TEACHER'S UNION

IS ACTUALLY SOMETHING YOU SHOULDPAY ATTENTION TO.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: WHAT IS THE WHOLE TAKE

ON WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

DOES IT JUST SEEM CRAZY?

>> NO, IT JUST SEEMS THE SAME ASENGLAND BUT A DIFFERENT ACCENT.

(LAUGHTER)POLITICIANS AREN'T POPULAR IN

THE U.K.

>> Larry: YOU GUYS FIGHT ON THEFLOOR OF THE HOUSE OF PARLIAMENT

THERE.

>> YES, IT'S VERY POLITE SORTOF -- IT'S LIKE POLITE ABUSE.

I PUT IT TO YOU...

(LAUGHTER)>> THAT'S THE -- OF.

(LAUGHTER).

>> IT'S KIND OF WEIRD.>> IF CONGRESS IS

LIKE A SCHOOLYARD MAYBECHRIS CHRISTIE WOULD BELONG

THERE.

>> DO THEY WEAR THE WIGS INPARLIAMENT STILL?

>> I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKEANYBODY SERIOUS.

>> JUDGES WEAR WIGS.

THE JUDGES IN COURT.

I DON'T THINK THEY WEAR THEM INTHE HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT.

THEY HAVE SPECIAL OCCASIONSWHERE THEY DO THE THING AND THEY

HAVE THIS -- I DON'T KNOW --SOME WEIRD THING HAPPENS.

CEREMONIES.

WE LOVE CEREMONIES IN ENGLAND.

>> I WANT TO GET ARRESTED INENGLAND SO BAD WITH THIS WIG

JUDGE AND JUST LAUGH MY ASS OFF.

>> GO TO ENGLAND AND SAY, HEY,I'M HERE TO JIGGLE MY BALLS AND

RUN ENGLAND.

(LAUGHTER)WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK RIGHT AFTER

THIS.

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