The Half Hour

Sean Patton

Season 2 E 16 • 06/21/2013

Sean Patton explains the best way to win a fight, reveals his desire to be a fraternity's pledge master and describes his dream of being a matchmaker for people with STDs.

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S2 • E4
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Joe DeRosa

Joe DeRosa describes living in a crazy city, reveals who's preventing him from getting in shape and offers a suggestion to people torn between religion and science.
05/10/2013
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S2 • E5
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Dan St. Germain

Dan St. Germain discusses his feelings about being single, living in New York City, the Connecticut Muffin chain and Evan Williams whiskey.
05/17/2013
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S2 • E6
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Sean O'Connor

Sean O'Connor explains the importance of glitter at a Ke$ha concert, how he briefly became a gay porn star and why Halloween is his favorite holiday.
05/17/2013
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S2 • E7
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Jonah Ray

Jonah Ray reveals what it's like to have a live-in girlfriend, remembers a tense game of Truth-or-Date and recounts an unpleasant encounter with a heavy metal musician.
05/24/2013
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S2 • E9
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Jared Logan

Jared Logan describes growing up in West Virginia, a sweet old lady who tested him for STDs and the worst movie date he ever had.
05/31/2013
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23:55
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S2 • E10
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Mike Lawrence

Mike Lawrence describes fights with homeless people, the best part of working at McDonald's and seeing "Spaceballs" before "Star Wars."
05/31/2013
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S2 • E11
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Lil Rel Howery

Lil Rel gets into an argument at his local liquor store, encounters a capable toddler and reveals a secret about marriage.
06/07/2013
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S2 • E12
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Cristela Alonzo

Cristela Alonzo describes the post-Halloween walk of shame, using the McRib to tell time and her hatred of nail salon small talk.
06/07/2013
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S2 • E14
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Ben Kronberg

Ben Kronberg asks life's big questions, talks pooping strategy and invents new names for everything from farts to underwater boners.
06/14/2013
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S2 • E15
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Baron Vaughn

Baron Vaughn talks about growing up in a rough neighborhood, the relative trustworthiness of cereal mascots and the test that all black people secretly give each other.
06/21/2013
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S2 • E16
The Half Hour
Sean Patton

Sean Patton explains the best way to win a fight, reveals his desire to be a fraternity's pledge master and describes his dream of being a matchmaker for people with STDs.
06/21/2013
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20:38
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S3 • E1
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Chris Distefano

Chris Distefano covers everything from his recent breakup to gentrification in New York City to his father's unusual accent.
06/06/2014
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20:41
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S3 • E2
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Michael Che

Michael Che discusses hospitable racists, paying taxes and how sex gets better with age.
06/06/2014
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20:40
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S3 • E4
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Adam Newman

Adam Newman tackles tough topics like being a basketball fan in New York, going to school in the South and his love for children's songs about diarrhea.
06/13/2014
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S3 • E5
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Chris Gethard

Chris Gethard reveals the story behind one of his tattoos, describes falling off the wagon at Bonnaroo and explains why he hates public displays of affection.
06/20/2014
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S3 • E8
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Yannis Pappas

Yannis Pappas touches on his recent breakup, moving to Miami and how we've all become addicted to our cell phones.
06/27/2014
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S3 • E6
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Ron Funches

Ron Funches discusses everything from his weird relationship to his parents to the reason he hates drug tests to the proper way to shame a pet.
06/20/2014
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S3 • E9
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Damien Lemon

Damien Lemon talks about his hatred of destination weddings, failed novelists writing Yelp reviews and his dream of having sex with a hand dryer.
07/11/2014
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S3 • E10
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Rachel Feinstein

Rachel Feinstein discusses her postcoital behavior, her embarrassing mother and her mortal fear of marrying a theater teacher named Richard.
07/11/2014
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20:41
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S3 • E11
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Mark Normand

Mark Normand discusses women's pictures on Facebook, lazy racism and hanging out at gay bars.
07/18/2014
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20:41
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S3 • E12
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Joe Wengert

Joe Wengert describes his terrible public interactions, the trouble with catchy songs and a new game that he invented to make life easier.
07/18/2014
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