Sibling rivalry causes Ethel to pretend Malloy is her son. Steve attempts to impress a female teacher who bears a striking resemblance to him.
When Governor Melcher turns Brickleberry into a highway, Woody decides to run for office. Connie is tasked with infiltrating a militia on park grounds.
Woody rallies the rangers to compete in the annual Ranger Games; Malloy adopts a homeless person as a new pet.
Connie becomes obsessed with a traveling carnival's freaky sideshow. Malloy brings about changes to the park's safety code after Steve gets hurt on the job.