January 27, 2015 - Vaccines

  • 01/27/2015

Larry talks about the Disneyland measles epidemic and the debate over vaccines with panelists Holly Phillips, Judy Gold, Zoey O'Toole and Mike Yard.

>> Larry: TONIGHTLY -- THE BADNEWS IS MEASLES HITS DISNEYLAND.

THE GOOD NEWS IS THERE ISFINALLY A SOUVENIR YOU DON'T

HAVE TO PAY 50 BUCKS FOR.

PARENTS ARE OPTING NOT TOVACCINATE THEIR KIDS, AND THEIR

KIDS ARE OPTING TO GET SICK.

WE ASK THE QUESTION -- AREVACCINATIONS DANGEROUS?

YES.

IF YOU DON'T GET THEM.

PREPARE TO GET VACCINATEDAGAINST BOREDOM!

THIS IS THE "THE NIGHTLY SHOW"!

>> Larry: WHOO!

ALL RIGHT!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)OH, MAN!

THANK YOU MUCH!

I APPRECIATE IT!

WELCOME "THE NIGHTLY SHOW I'MYOUR HOST LARRY WILMORE.

WE'RE GOING TO GET RIGHT TO ITTONIGHT.

BIG STORY OUT OF THE "THENIGHTLY SHOW" DISEASE CENTER.

>> HOSPITALS ON ALERT FORMEASLES AS AN OUTBREAK OF THE

HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS ILLNESSCONTINUES TO APPEAR.

A MAJORITY OF THE NEARLY 80REPORTED INFECTIONS ARE IN

CALIFORNIA.

THE EPIDEMIC APPARENTLYORIGINATED AT DISNEYLAND.

>> Larry: THAT'S RIGHT.

MEASLES AT DISNEYLAND.

NOW, THANK GOD I STOPPED GOINGAFTER THEY CLOSED.

CAPTAIN E.O., THAT WAS MY LITTLEPROTEST.

NOW, I KNOW TO A LOT OF YOUYOUNGSKETEERS -- THAT'S WHAT YOU

CALL YOURSELVES NOWADAYS, RIGHT?

BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN KEEPINGUP.

WHATEVER.

I'M SURE THE MEASLES DOESN'TSOUND THAT SERIOUS.

IT PROBABLY SOUNDS LIKE ANADORABLE FLOPPY-EARED PUPPY.

(CALLING TO IMAGINARY DOG... )HEY MEASLES!

WHO DO YOU LOVE, MEASLES?

MEASLES!

(REGULAR VOICE)PLEASE ALSO TID A BAD THING.

BUT MEASLES IS PRETTY SERIOUS.

IT'S NO PUPPY DOG, BUT IT'S ABITCH.

>> FEVER, RUNNING NOSE, ENDS UPWITH BLINDNESS, SWELLING OF THE

BRAIN AND DEATH.

>> BRAIN SWELLING AND DEATH!

YOU MIGHT AS WELL LET YOUR KIDSPLAY FOOTBALL!

SO WHAT HAPPENED HERE?

IS IT LIKE THE FLU SHOT?

DID WE RUN OUT OF THE VACCINE?

I THOUGHT WE ERADICATED MEASLESIN 2000 ALONG WITH THE BAHA MAN.

WELL, THANK GOD WE HAVE AVACCINATION.

>> MOST OF THE CASES INVOLVEPATIENTS WHO NEVER RECEIVED A

MEASLES VACCINATION.

>> Larry: WHAT?

WELL, WHY CAN'T THEY GET IT?

CAN THEY NOT AFFORD IT?

ARE THEY BEING KEPT AWAY?

IS THIS ObamaCare?

>> SKIPPING SHOTS IS BECOMING AGROWING TREND IN PARTS OF

CALIFORNIA.

>> Larry: A TREND?

THIS IS YOUR CHILDREN'S HEALTH,NOT COULOTTES!

WHY WOULD PEOPLE WANT TO EXPOSETHEIR KIDS TO MEASLES?

IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!

>> MANY STILL FEAR VACCINESMIGHT CAUSE AUTISM.

>> Larry: OH, OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

WELL, THAT SOUNDS SERIOUS.

SO WHICH DOCTOR DO WE HAVE TOTHANK FOR BRINGING THIS TO OUR

ATTENTION?

>> CALL IT THE JENNY EFFECT.

TV HOST JENNY McCARTHY ISKNOWN BY MANY AS AN AUTISM

ACTIVIST.

>> I DO BELIEVE THERE'S ACORRELATION BETWEEN VACCINATIONS

AND AUTISM.

>> THE REASON WHY THEY ARE NOTVACCINATING IS THE VACCINES ARE

NOT SAFE.

>> Larry: OH, FOR (BLEEP)'SSAKE.

JENNY McCARTHY?

MAYBE IT'S JUST ME, BUT I DON'TTHINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO TAKE

MEDICAL ADVICE FROM ANON-DOCTOR.

A LOT OF MY OLD FRIENDSDISAGREED, AND I MISS THEM EVERY

DAY.

HERE'S THE DEAL -- JENNYMcCARTHY WENT ON THE OPRAH

WINFREY SHOW IN 2007 TO TALKABOUT THE LINK BETWEEN AUTISM

AND VACCINATIONS AND SAID --"FIRST THING I DID -- GOOGLE.

I PUT IN "AUTISM" AND I STARTEDMY RESEARCH.

THE UNIVERSITY OF GOOGLE ISWHERE I GOT MY DEGREE FROM."

GOOGLE UNIVERSITY!

MAN, THAT MUST BE SOME SCHOOL!

AFTER ALL, HOW ELSE WOULD SHEHAVE ACQUIRED ENOUGH KNOWLEDGE

TO WRITE THREE BOOKS ON AUTISM?

THREE!

TO BE FAIR, JENNY WAS PRIMARILYINFLUENCED BY A PAPER WRITTEN BY

A DOCTOR ANDREW WAKEFIELD, SO ATLEAST HER SOURCE WAS A DOCTOR.

>> THE SUPPOSED LINK BETWEENAUTISM AND VACCINES WAS

CHAMPIONED BY BRITISH SIGN TEST-- CHAMPIONED BY BRITISH

SCIENTIST ANDREW WAKEFIELD BUTHIS PAPER WAS REDACTED.

HE TOOK $600,000 FROM LAWYERS TODO THE STUDY.

IT WAS PROVEN TO SHOW THAT THESTUDY WAS FRAUDULENT AND HE

COERCED PATIENTS.

WE DON'T CALL HIM A DOCTORANYMORE.

WE CALL HIM MR. WAKEFIELD.

>> Larry: OH, WAIT!

I GOT ONE!

WE DON'T KALE CALL HIM "DOCTOR"ANYMORE, WE CALL HIM THE

HIPPOCRATIC OAF.

WE DON'T CALL HIM "DOCTOR"ANYMORE --

(SIDNEY POITIER VOICE... )-- WE CALL HIM MISTER FIBS.

SIDNEY POITIER.

WE DON'T CALL HIM "DOCTOR"ANYMORE, WE CALL HIM DOOGIE

HOWSER M-DEEZ NUTS!

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS LAUGHAT THAT STUFF.

SERIOUSLY.

WHAT DO LEGITIMATE DOCTORS HAVETO SAY?

>> THE PEDIATRICS SOCIETY, THEC.D.C., EVERY INTERNATIONAL

ORGANIZATION, THE W.H.O.,EVERYBODY COMES DOWN OUT ON THE

MAINSTREAM ON THE VIEW THATVACCINES ARE ABSOLUTELY CRUCIAL

TO GOOD HEALTH.

>> VACCINES DO NOT CAUSEAUTISM...

THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF BACK ANDFORTH ON THIS, I HAVE BEEN

REPORTING ON THIS ISSUE 13YEARS.

IT'S REMARKABLE HOW EMOTIONALTHIS TOPIC GETS.

CORRELATION DOES NOT ECALL EQUALCAUSATION.

>> Larry: SNAP!

WOW, JENNY McCARTHY, YOU JUSTGOT SERVED A DISH OF GUPTA.

LET ME TELL YOU WHY THIS STORYIS SO FRUSTRATING.

PLEASE BREAK IT DOWN FOR US,MELINDA GATES.

>> WE TAKE VACCINES SO FORGRANTED IN THE UNITED STATES.

WE ARE SO USED TO TAKING OURKIDS IN.

WOMEN IN THE DEVELOPING WORLDKNOW THE POWER OF THESE.

THEY WILL WALK 10 KILOMETERS INTHE HEAT WITH THEIR CHILD AND

LINE UP TO GET A VACCINE,BECAUSE THEY HAVE SEEN DEATH.

WE'VE FORGOTTEN WHAT MEASLESDEATHS LOOK LIKE.

>> Larry: EXACTLY!

LOOK, ABOUT 400 PEOPLE WORLDWIDESTILL DIE FROM MEASLES EVERY DAY

BUT MOST OF THEM LIVE INDEVELOPING COUNTRIES.

AND NOW ONE OF THOSE DEVELOPINGCOUNTRIES IS CALLED DISNEYLAND.

WE'RE ALL FAMILIAR WITH THE TERMFIRST-WORLD PROBLEM.

IT'S WHEN RICH AMERICANSCOMPLAIN ABOUT SOMETHING THAT

PEOPLE IN OTHER PARTS OF THEWORLD MIGHT CONSIDER A

BY-PRODUCT OF LUXURY.

LIKE WHEN I HAVE TO TURN ON THESUBTITLES ON NETFLIX BECAUSE I'M

EATING DORITOS TOO LOUDLY.

WE ALL CAN RELATE TO THAT.

WE'RE AMERICANS!

THAT'S HOW WE ROLL, RIGHT?

WELL, THIS VACCINE THING IS ONEOF THOSE.

WE TOOK A PROBLEM THAT WE HADNEARLY ERADICATED AND MADE IT

ULTRA-RELEVANT AGAIN.

MEASLES IS NOW THE MATTHEWMCCONAUGHEY OF INFECTIOUS

DISEASE.

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: THANK YOU.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

WELCOME BACK.

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT VACCINATIONSAND THE MEASLES OUTBREAK AT

DISNEYLAND.

JOINING ME ON THE PANEL TONIGHT,CBS NEWS MEDICAL AND HEALTH

CONTRIBUTOR DR. HOLLY PHILLIPS,COMEDIAN AND THE HOST OF THE NEW

PODCAST "KILL ME NOW" JUDY GOLD,OUR OWN "THE NIGHTLY SHOW"

CONTRIBUTOR MIKE YARD, ANDMEMBER OF THE THINKING MOMS

REVOLUTION ZOEY O'TOOLE.

I WANT TO GO WITH YOU FIRST.

SO THE MAIN STUDY LINKINGVACCINATIONS TO AUTISM HAS BEEN

DISCREDITED BUT, FROM YOURPOSITION, IS THAT DOOR JUST

COMPLETELY SHUT?

DO YOU FEEL IT'S JUST COMPLETELYSHUT ON THAT?

>> NO ONE EVER WANTS TO SAYNEVER, BUT IT'S JUST

OVERWHELMINGLY IMPROBABLE THATTHERE IS THIS LINK.

IT'S NOT MY OPINION.

THAT'S THE OPINION OF THEN.I.H., THE INSTITUTES OF

MEDICINE, C.D.C., WORLD HEALTHORGANIZATION, COUNTLESS AUTISM

RESEARCH ORGANIZATIONS.

THE MEASLES VACCINE IS NOT NEW.

IT'S NOT AN EXPERIMENTALTREATMENT THEY'RE THROWING OUT

THERE.

HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OFMILLIONS OF DOSES HAVE BEEN

GIVEN AND WE KNOW THAT IT WORKS.

SO I THINK IT'S ONE OF THETHINGS WHERE THERE'S A MOTHER'S

INTUITION.

WE DON'T NECESSARILY WANT TO PUTA NEEDLE IN YOUR CHILD BUT THIS

IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES WE HAVE TOLET SCIENCE TRUMP --

>> Larry: YOU THINK PEOPLE AREBEING TOO CAREFUL, ZOEY?

I KNOW YOU HAVE STRONG OPINIONSABOUT THIS.

>> I DO.

>> Larry: YOU'RE AGAINSTVACCINES, RIGHT?

>> I'M FOR VACCINE CHOICE.

IT SHOULD BE UP TO THE PARENT TOCHOOSE WHETHER OR NOT TO TAKE

THE RISKS OF THE VACCINATION.

>> Larry: DO YOU FEEL BYTAKING THAT CHOICE YOU MAY BE

PUTTING OTHER KIDS AT RISK?

DO YOU FEAR THAT?

NOT THAT YOU, BUT YOUR CHILDRENMIGHT BE?

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE GOING TOGO OVER PEOPLE'S HOUSES AND

GO --(COUGHING)

BUT THERE HAS TO BE THAT KIND OFTHOUGHT, RIGHT?

>> ABSOLUTELY, THAT THOUGHT HASOCCURRED TO EVERYONE WHO HAS

DECIDED NOT TO VACCINATE.

>> Larry: MM-HMM.

THE IMPORTANT THING TOREMEMBER IS WE ALL WANT TO DO

WHAT'S BEST FOR OUR CHILDREN.

>> Larry: WHAT IS YOUR MAINFEAR?

>> MY MAIN FEAR WOULD BE FOR MYCHILDREN'S HEALTH.

AS A PARENT, I WAS GIVING MYCHILD -- AND YOUR JOB AS PARENT

FROM THE MOMENT THE CHILD ISBORN IS TO PROTECT THAT CHILD

WITH EVERY OUNCE OF YOUR BEING.

>> Larry: DID YOU HAVE THEMEASLES VACCINE?

>> I DID.

>> Larry: YOU'RE LOOKINGPRETTY GOOD.

>> I GOT THE MEASLES.

>> Larry: YOU DID.

I DID HAVE THE MEASLES.

>> Larry: THEY USED TO SAY,WALK IT OFF!

OKAY!

MOMMA TOOK IT!

JUDY, YOU VACCINATED YOUR KIDS,RIGHT?

>> OF COURSE.

I WAS VACCINATED.

BY KIDS WERE VACCINATED.

>> Larry: ARE YOU CONFIDENTYOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO HARM

THEM?

>> I'VE DONE A LOT OF THINGS TOHARM THEM, BUT IT HAD NOTHING TO

DO WITH VACCINATING THEM.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: MAYBE WE SHOULD TALK

ABOUT SOME OF THOSE THINGS!

>> THAT'S A WHOLE OTHER SHOW,LARRY.

BUT, YEAH, I FELT COMPLETELYCONFIDENT AND, YOU KNOW, WE LIVE

IN NEW YORK CITY.

THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE IN SMALLSPACES.

I THINK ABOUT ALL OF THESESCIENTISTS WHO HAVE DEDICATED

THEIR LIVES TO FINDING VACCINESFOR THESE DISEASES AND YET --

>> Larry: YOU GIVE THEM THEBENEFIT OF THE DOUBT.

>> I REALLY DO.

DO YOU KNOW THAT THE VACCINEMANUFACTURERS TEND TO MAKE

$40 BILLION ON VACCINES THISYEAR AND THE VAST MAJORITY OF

THEIR SAFETY STUDIES WERE DONEBY THE MANUFACTURERS WHO ARE

MAKING THOSE $40 BILLION.

>> Larry: IF SOMEBODY CURESYOUR KID OF A DISEASE AND THEY

MAKE A LOT OF MONEY, ARE YOU MADAT 'EM?

I AIN'T MAD AT 'EM!

>> AS LONG AS MY KID IS GOOD, IDON'T CARE HOW MUCH MONEY THEY

MAKE.

BUT I AM -- I MEAN, I'M SORT OFKIND OF -- I'M CONFLICTED ABOUT

THE WHOLE THING, YOU KNOW WHAT IMEAN?

ON THE ONE HAND, AS A FATHER,YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE A KID GET

SICK AND IF IT CAN HELP YOURKID, YOU WANT TO DO WHAT YOU CAN

DO.

>> I HAVE A QUESTION.

WAIT.

>> Larry: LET HIM FINISH ANDWE'LL GO TO YOUR QUESTION.

>> YOU WANT TO DO WHAT YOU CANTO HELP YOUR KID.

BUT AS A BLACK MAN IN AMERICA, IGET A LITTLE NERVOUS WHEN THE

FOFT STARTS POKING ME WITHNEEDLES.

IF YOU GUYS REMEMBER THETUSKEGEE EXPERIMENT, THEY TOLD

THEM THEY WERE WORKING ON BADBLOOD AND THEY WERE GIVING THEM

SYPHILIS.

SO AS A BROTHER -->> Larry: YOU DON'T THINK YOUR

KIDS ARE GOING TO GET SYPHILIS,RIGHT?

THAT WOULD BE HORRIBLE, BY THEWAY.

>> THERE WAS A STUDY DONE IN2004 ON THE EFFECT OF TIMING OF

THE MMR AND AUTISM RATES, ANDTHE STUDY CAME OUT AND SAID THAT

THERE WAS NO EFFECT.

HOWEVER, A WHISTLE BLOAR CAMEOUT IN THE LAST YEAR OR SO AND

SAID THAT THE C.D.C. DID FIND ACONNECTION, THAT AUTISM WAS 3.4

TIMES MORE COMMON IN BLACK BOYSWHO GOT THE MMR ON TIME THAN IT

WAS IN BLACK BOYS WHO GOT IT -->> Larry: OH, NOW SHE'S MAKING

IT A RACE THING!

>> I HAVE TO ASK YOU A QUESTION.

HOW OLD ARE YOUR KIDS?

>> 15.

AND 8 DO.

THEY WEAR HELMETS WHEN THEY RIDETHEIR BIKES?

KNEE PADS?

I WET YOUR KIDS HAVE KNEE PADS,NECK BRACES.

>> Larry: HAS HEALTH SERVICESVISITED YOUR HOUSE?

>> YES.

I'M A REGULAR STOP.

BUT THERE IS AN INHERENT RISK INLIFE.

>> Larry: TOGETHER, WHY IS ITHARD TO ACCEPT IT?

HERE'S WHAT I THINK SOME OF ITIS.

I THINK MOMS HAVE A LOT OF GUILTWHEN THEIR KIDS HAVE ISSUES.

DISADZ HAVE A DIFFERENTRELATIONSHIP.

DADS ARE, LIKE, YOU WILL BEOKAY.

BUT THERE'S A LOT OF GUILT THATGOES WITH RAISING KIDS IF KIDS

ARE AUTISTIC AND THAT KIND OFTHING.

DO YOU THINK GUILT PLAYS AFACTOR IN THAT?

>> I THINK PEOPLE JUST WANT SOMESENSE OF CONTROL.

AUTISM IS A VERY SCARYCONDITION.

YOU KNOW, AS A PARENT, YOU WANTTO BE ABLE TO HAVE SOME CONTROL

AND SAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M DOING SOMETHING EVERYBODYELSE ISN'T TO PROTECT MY KID.

UNFORTUNATELY, WITHHOLDINGVACCINES ISN'T REALLY THAT

THING.

BUT I KNOW THIS ISN'T THE FIRSTTIME GROUPS OF PEOPLE HAVE

QUESTIONED SCIENCE, EVENOVERWHELMING AMOUNTS OF SCIENCE.

THERE'S THE LITTLE THING CALLEDCLIMATE CHANGE, I DON'T KNOW IF

YOU'VE HEARD ABOUT IT.

>> WHAT!

>> Larry: RIGHT.

IT'S TRUE...

YOU LITERALLY HAVE SCIENTISTSSTANDING ON GLACIERS AND

FLOATING AWAY AND PEOPLE ARELIKE, NO, THEY LIT A BUNSEN

BURNER UNDER THAT THING.

IT'S FINE.

>> Larry: MAYBE IF THAT POLARBEAR WAS GOING AWAY ON THE

ICEBERG AND HE HAD THE MEASLESWE MIGHT START BELIEVING IT.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!

>> Larry: ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIMETO GET REAL ON A PERSONAL LEVEL.

LET'S...

"KEEP IT 100".

I'M GONNA ASK EACH OF YOU AQUESTION.

IF THE AUDIENCE THINKS YOU'REKEEPING IT 100% REAL WITH US,

THEY'LL LET YOU KNOW, AND I'LLGIVE YOU THIS FANCY,

HIGH-QUALITY STICKER.

IF YOU DON'T KEEP IT 100, WELL,YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.

OKAY.

EVERYBODY KNOWS HOW IT WORKS,RIGHT?

DOCTOR, YOU WILL FIGURE IT OUT.

YOU'RE FIRST.

>> NICE!

>> Larry: HYPOTHETICALLY,OKAY, IF YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH

IT, WOULD YOU SECRETLY VACCINATETHE ANTI-VACCERS?

>> NO.

>> Larry: LIKE MOM'S GOING OFFTO THE BATHROOM AND --

>> NO, NO, NO.

>> Larry: YOU WOULDN'T DO IT?

NO, IT'S ONE OF THOSE THINGSWHERE IT STILL IS TO SOME DEGREE

A PERSONAL CHOICE BUT A PERSONALCHOICE WITH HUGE IMPLICATION

FORCE OTHER PEOPLE.

NO, I WOULDN'T DO IT.

>> Larry: NOT EVEN IF --NO, NO, NO.

IF HE WAS NEAR MY SON, IWOULD.

>> YOUR KIDS ARE THERE, THE NOSETHE S RUNNING, THE BRAIN IS

GETTING BIGGER...

>> NO.

>> Larry: GET 100?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)GOOD JOB.

JUDY.

IF THE ONLY VACCINE YOU COULDGIVE TO YOUR KIDS TO CURE THE

MEASLES MADE YOU GIVE UP STANDUPCOMEDY, WOULD YOU DO IT?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)COULDN'T DO IT ANYMORE!

COULDN'T BE FUNNY!

YOU COULDN'T EVEN TELL A JOKE!

>> SORRY, KIDS.

>> Larry: YOU WANT TO SEND AMESSAGE ANYTIME YOU (BLEEP) YOUR

KIDS.

>> I MEAN I LOVE THEM, BUT...

>> Larry: OKAY, GOOD.

IF A VACCINE FOR AWE TESM CAMEOUT, NOW, WOULD YOU RECOMMEND

IT?

>> NO.

I WOULDN'T TRUST IT.

NO.

>> Larry: AUDIENCE?

I THINK SHE KEPT IT 100.

(APPLAUSE)THAT'S PRETTY (BLEEP) BUT YOU

DID KEEP IT 100.

>> YOU HAVE TRUST ISSUES INGENERAL OR NO?

>> Larry: IT'S HER KIDS!

I'M SORRY!

>> Larry: GOTTA TELL JOKES!

THAT'S RIGHT.

LEAVE HER ALONE.

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE ONE OFTHESE AWAY.

>> NO!

OH, MAN!

>> Larry: ALL RIGHT, MIKE, YOUHAVE THE CHANCE TO PARTICIPATE

IN AN EXPERIMENT, MIC.

IT'S TO CURE CANCER.

NO, LET'S MAKE IT SICKLE CELL.

LET'S MAKE IT CANCER AND SICKLECELL.

YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO ERADICATEIT, AND YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON

WHO CAN HELP THEM OUT, BUT THEGOVERNMENT IS CONDUCTING IT AND

IT'S AT TUSKEGEE.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

KEEP IT 100.

>> NO.

>> Larry: YOU DON'T DO IT?

NO.

>> Larry: YOU DON'T CURECANCER?

>> NO.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> I DON'T TRUST THE

GOVERNMENT -- AND TUSKEGEE!

>> Larry: WELL, THAT'S TWOPEOPLE AND TWO PLACES.

>> DO YOU THINK TUPAC'S STILLALIVE?

>> DO YOU THINK TUPAC'S STILLALIVE?

(TALKING AT THE SAME TIME)>> Larry: OKAY!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: THAT'S ALL THE TIME

WE HAVE FOR TONIGHT.

I WANT TO THANK OUR PANELISTSHOLLY PHILLIPS, JUDY GOLD, ZOEY

O'TOOLE, AND MIKE YARD.

THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES IWISH WE COULD HAVE GONE ON FOR A

LONG TIME.

AS ALWAYS, THANKS FOR HELPING MEKEEP IT 100 ON TWITTER.

EACH OF OUR PANELISTS HAS TOANSWER A TOUGH QUESTION, AND I

HOLD MYSELF TO THE SAMESTANDARD.

REMEMBER, IDON'T GET A CHANCE TO SEE THIS

QUESTION UNTILRIGHT NOW.

OK, GIVE ME THE QUESTION.

TONIGHT'S QUESTION COMES FROM@SANTOSIS23.

(LAUGHTER)WOULD YOU TAKE A VACCINE THAT

WILL PREVENT ALL DISEASES BUTTURNED YOU INTO A WHITE WOMAN?

WELL...

YOU KNOW, HELL, YEAH!

I'D LOVE TO SEE WHAT IT'S LIKETO BE A WHITE WOMAN, YEAH!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY.

I LIKE THESE KIND OF QUESTIONS.

(LAUGHTER)THAT'S CRAZY.

TOMORROW, WE'RE TALKING ABOUTTHE

KOCH BROTHERS AND MONEY ANDPOLITICS -- WHO'S DECIDING OUR

ELECTIONS?

TWEET YOUR QUESTIONS WITH#KEEPIT100.

UNTIL THEN, GOODNIGHTLY!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)♪♪