Bully

  • Season 3, Ep 9
  • 09/25/2000

Jerri and Mr. Jellineck have close encounters of the school bully kind.

( piano playing )

WELL, TIDBITS, I JUST WANTEDTO INFORMALLY GIVE YOU

A FORMAL WELCOMETO MY SCHOOL.

THANK YOU,I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE.

HEY YOU FELLOW,ACADEMIACS.

GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS...( cackles gleefully )

BETTER RUN--

JELLINECK'SON THE PROWL.

UH OH !

NEW GUY !( cackles )

I'M GEOFFREY JELLINECK.

DON'T LET THE BOY'S LOOKSFOOL YOU,

I AM A TEACHER.

TOMORROW'SPOT LUCK FRIDAY.

HERE'S HOW IT WORKS:

EACH OF US SIGN UP TODAYFOR THE FOOD

WE'LL BE BRINGING--TOMORROW.

STILL NEED A CREAMY VEGETABLE,OR A LEAFY DESSERT.

WHAT SHOULD I JOTYOU DOWN FOR ?

ARE YOU A FAGGOT ?

( piano and people halt )

I'M SORRY.WHAT'S HAPPENING ?

YOU SEEMWOMANLY TO ME,

WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVEYOU'RE A FAGGOT.

WELL ?

( all teachers giggling )

GOOD NATURED,RIBBING BY THE NEW GUY,

I LOVE IT !HILARIOUS !

THIS IS NO JOKE.I HATE QUEERS.

( wheezing and cackling )

HE'S TOPPED HIMSELF.

GOOD ONE !

I LOVE IT WHENMY TEACHERS SPAR.

HIGH JINKS !

FUNNY STUFF, TIDBITS.( patting back )

HEY ! LISTEN--

I THINK WE GOT OFF TO APRETTY BAD START IN THERE.

IT'S PROBABLY MY FAULT.

TELL YOU WHAT, WHY DON'TWE HEAD OVER TO MY CLASS

I HAVE A BLOW TORCH, WE'LLFIRE UP SOME CREME BRULEES,

HAVE A LITTLERAP SESSION,

WORK OUT THISWHOLE MISUNDERSTANDING.

( uneasy giggle )

LISTEN SKIRT, I'M NOTINTO THAT SCENE.

I FIND YOURLIFESTYLE OFFENSIVE.

IT HAS NO PLACEIN A HOUSE OF LEARNING.

SO, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES.

ONE, DO THE RIGHT THING,AND RESIGN, TODAY,

OR PROVE TO ME YOU'RE A MANBY FIGHTING ME.

I APPRECIATE YOUR OPINION

BUT I WON'T BEDOING EITHER.

I LOVE MY JOB HERE,

AND I'M APRACTICING PACIFIST.

I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOUAFTER SCHOOL

TO HEAR YOUR DECISION.

POL POT--

BENEVOLENT LEADER OFTHE CAMBODIAN PEOPLE...

OR WAS HE ?

THERE'S SOME WHO SAY THAT

"POL POT WAS NOTHINGBUT A BULLY-

A MINDLESS KILLING MACHINE."

BUT THAT BEGSTHE QUESTION:

IS THE BULLYAT FAULT,

OR THE PEOPLE WHO ALLOWTHEMSELVES TO BE BULLIED ?

NOW, CASE IN POINT:

CHARLES MANSON.

ECCENTRIC FOLK SINGERFROM THE 60s...

OR WAS HE ?

MY TAKE ON MANSON'SA LITTLE DARKER.

WHO ARE YOU,

AND WHY ARE YOUINTERRUPTING MY CLASS ?

I'M EDIE HARLEY.

I'M A TRANSFER STUDENT.

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT,

PREFERABLY SOMEWHEREIN THE BACK.

NOW, FOR SOME REASON

MANSON HAS ALWAYS GOTTEN AFREE RIDE FROM THE PRESS...

( knock, knock )

BUT THIS MY SEAT.

NOT ANYMORE.

HO-DE-DO,THERE, MISSY.

YOU'RE NEW HERE,

SO LEMME LAY ITDOWN FOR YA'.

I RUN A PRETTY TIGHTSHIP AROUND HERE,

THAT'S WHY THE STUDENTSCALL ME... "THE HAMMER".

HA, HA. WE DON'TCALL YOU THAT.

SHUT UP.

NOW, I HAVE A VERYSTRICT SEATING POLICY.

THIS IS ORLANDO'S SEAT.

SO WHY DON'T YOU MOVEYOUR AMPLE FRAME

TO AN OPEN SEAT ?

I'LL TAKE THIS ONE.

THAT'S MINE.

YOU SAID,"FIND AN OPEN SEAT,"

SO I DID.

I FOUND THIS ONE.

OKIE-DOKE !

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