CC Presents: Slovin & Allen

  • 07/15/2001

ALLEN>> YES.

SLOVIN>> YEAH, IT'S GREAT

TO BE HERE.

ALLEN>> HUDSON THEATER.

SLOVIN>> LOOK AT THIS PLACE.

ALLEN>> THE HISTORY OF

THIS THEATER.

LOOK AT IT.

SLOVIN>> THIS PLACE,

THE HUDSON THEATER, ONE OF

THE GREAT VAUDEVILLE HOUSES.

ALLEN>> ABSOLUTELY.

SLOVIN>> ONE OF NEW YORK'S

GREAT VAUDEVILLE HOUSES.

FOR US IT IS A REAL THRILL

TO BE PERFORMING ON THIS STAGE

WHERE SO MANY OF COMEDY'S

PIONEERS PERFORMED.

ALLEN>> SO WE'D LIKE TO BEGIN

OUR SHOW BY HONORING ONE OF

THE GREAT COMEDY DUOS

OF ALL TIME, ABBOT AND COSTELLO.

BY PERFORMING OUR VERSION

OF THEIR CLASSIC COMEDY ROUTINE,

'WHO'S ON FIRST'.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

'WHO'S ON FIRST'

STILL A FAN FAVORITE

ALL OVER THE WORLD.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

ALLEN>> VERY POPULAR IN PARIS.

SLOVIN>> SURE.

ALSO VERY POPULAR IN FRANCE.

(LAUGHTER)

ALLEN>> SO WE NOW BRING YOU...

(LAUGHTER)

OUR VERSION OF 'WHO'S ON FIRST'.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

ALLEN>> WELL, SLOVIN, JOE TORRE

THE MANAGER OF THE YANKEES

GAVE ME A JOB COACHING

FOR AS LONG AS YOUR ON THE TEAM.

SLOVIN>> WELL, BEING A COACH,

YOU MUST KNOW ALL THE PLAYERS.

ALLEN>> I CERTAINLY DO.

SLOVIN>> WELL, YOU KNOW,

I NEVER MET THE GUYS,

SO YOU'LL HAVE TO TELL ME

ALL THERE NAMES.

SO I KNOW WHO'S PLAYING

ON THE TEAM.

ALLEN>> OH, I'LL TELL YOU

THE NAMES.

BUT YOU KNOW, STRANGE AS IT

MAY SEEM, THEY GIVE THESE BALL

PLAYERS THESE DAYS VERY PECULIAR

NAMES.

SLOVIN>> YOU MEAN FUNNY NAMES?

ALLEN>> STRANGE NAMES,

PET NAMES.

SLOVIN>> DON'T WORRY

JUST TELL ME THE NAMES.

ALLEN>> ALL RIGHT.

WELL LET'S SEE.

WE HAVE ON THE BAGS, WE HAVE,

WHO'S ON FIRST.

OH, TINO MARTINEZ IS ON FIRST.

AH, CHUCK NAWBUCKS ON SECOND.

SCOTT BROCIOUS IS ON THIRD.

SLOVIN>> THAT'S WHAT I WANT

TO FIND OUT.

ALLEN>> I SAY, TINO MARTINEZ

IS ON FIRST, CHUCK NAWBUCKS

ON SECOND, SCOTT BROCIOUS

IS ON THIRD.

SLOVIN>> ARE YOU THE MANAGER?

ALLEN>> YES.

SLOVIN>> YOU GOING TO BE

THE COACH, TOO?

ALLEN>> YES.

SLOVIN>> YOU KNOW THE FELLOW'S

NAMES?

ALLEN>> WELL, I SHOULD.

SLOVIN>> WELL, THEN

TINO MARTINEZ IS ON FIRST?

ALLEN>> YES.

NAME.

ALLEN>> TINO MARTINEZ.

SLOVIN>> THE GUY ON FIRST?

ALLEN>> TINO MARTINEZ.

SLOVIN>> THE FIRST BASEMAN?

ALLEN>> TINO MARTINEZ.

SLOVIN>> THE GUY PLAYING FIRST?

ALLEN>> TINO MARTINEZ

IS ON FIRST.

SLOVIN>> I'M ASKING YOU

TINO MARTINEZ IS ON FIRST.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

ALLEN>> THAT'S THE MAN'S NAME.

SLOVIN>> THAT'S TINO MARTINEZ'

NAME.

ALLEN>> YES.

SLOVIN>> WELL, GO AND TELL ME.

ALLEN>> THAT'S IT.

SLOVIN>> THAT'S TINO MARTINEZ.

ALLEN>> YES.

SLOVIN>> LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK,

LOOK, LOOK, YOU GOT A FIRST

BASEMAN ON THAT TEAM?

ALLEN>> CERTAINLY.

SLOVIN>> ALL RIGHT.

WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS,

CHUCK NAWBUCKS THE GUYS NAME

ON FIRST BASE.

ALLEN>> NO, CHUCK NAWBUCKS

ON SECOND.

SLOVIN?>> I'M NOT ASKING

TINO MARTINEZ IS ON SECOND.

ALLEN>> TITO MARTINEZ

IS ON FIRST.

SLOVIN>> SCOTT BROCIOUS.

ALLEN>> OH, HE'S ON THIRD.

WE'RE NOT EVEN TALKING

ABOUT HIM.

SLOVIN>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

HOW'D I GET TO THIRD BASE?

ALLEN>> YOU MENTIONED

THE PLAYERS NAME.

SLOVIN>> IF I MENTIONED

THE THIRD BASEMAN'S NAME,

TINO MARTINEZ DID I SAY

ALLEN>> TINO MARTINEZ

IS ON FIRST.

SLOVIN>> CHUCK NAWBUCKS

ON FIRST.

ALLEN>> CHUCK NAWBUCKS

IS ON SECOND.

SLOVIN>> SCOTT BROCIOUS.

ALLEN>> HE'S ON THIRD.

SLOVIN>> HERE WE GO BACK TO

THIRD AGAIN.

LOOK WILL YOU STAY ON THIRD BASE

AND DON'T GET OFF IT.

ALLEN>> ALL RIGHT.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?

SLOVIN>> NOW, TINO MARTINEZ

IS PLAYING THIRD BASE.

ALLEN>> WHY DO YOU INSIST ON

PUTTING TINO MARTINEZ ON THIRD?

SLOVIN>> CHUCK NAWBUCKS

I WANT TO PUT HIM ON THIRD.

ALLEN>> CHUCK NAWBUCKS

IS ON SECOND.

SLOVIN>> NO.

TINO MARTINEZ ON SECOND?

ALLEN>> TINO MARTINEZ

IS ON FIRST.

SLOVIN>> SCOTT BROCIOUS.

SLOVIN & ALLEN>> THIRD BASE!!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

OUR LIVES WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE,

HAD WE NOT GONE INTO

SHOW BUSINESS.

SLOVIN>> SURE THERE'S

SO MANY THINGS THAT WE COULD

HAVE DONE AND BEEN.

WE COULD HAVE BEEN DOCTORS,

OR LAWYERS, OR EVEN ATTORNEYS.

(LAUGHTER)

ALLEN>> BUT NOW WE'D LIKE

TO GIVE YOU A GLIMPSE OF WHAT

WE THINK OUR LIVES WOULD HAVE

BEEN LIKE HAD WE GONE INTO

BUSINESS.

(CLATTER SOUNDS)

SPEAKER>> WELL, GOOD MORNING

AND WELCOME TO OUR 4th ANNUAL

PHARMACEUTICAL INDUSTRY

CONFERENCE.

I'M YOUR HOST WITH THE MOST,

MIKE ORTATA.

I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT

OUR PROGRAM TODAY.

I THINK BECAUSE WE HAVE

A GROUP OF PANELIST WHO WILL BE

ADDRESSING SEVERAL...

(MIKE SCREECHING)

OF THE IMPORTANT ISSUES

FACING THE DRUG INDUSTRY

IN THE DECADE AHEAD.

FIRST THE IMPACT

OF COST CONTAINMENT, ON THE,

PRICING OF, NOT ONLY CURRENTLY

AVAILABLE PRODUCTS,

BUT NEW PRODUCTS.

AND PRICE HAS BEEN AN IMPORTANT

COMPONENT OF GROWTH IN THE LAST

10 YEARS.

AND I THINK WE'LL ALL QUESTION

HOW IMPORTANT IT'S GOING TO BE

IN THE NEXT TEN.

WE'LL HEAR ABOUT THAT THIS

MORNING.

ALSO, WHAT ROLL WILL A GENERIC

DRUG INDUSTRY PLAY IN THE

DECADE AHEAD, COMING OUT OF

IT'S THREE YEAR SCANDAL.

WITH, YOU KNOW, WITH SEVERAL

BILLION DOLLARS, OF, AH,

PRODUCTS COMING OFF PATENT,

PATENTED PRODUCTS COMING OF

PATENTED PRODUCTS, UM,

IN THE NEXT FEW YEARS.

IN ADDITION, WE'LL LEARN ABOUT

THE MANAGEMENT OF RESEARCH.

'CAUSE I THINK THAT'S GOING

TO BE MORE IMPORTANT IN THE

CURRENT DECADE THEN IT WAS

IN THE 1990s.

HOW'S THAT GOING TO CHANGE

SO WE CAN BRING MORE PRODUCTS

TO THE MARKET IN A MORE TIMELY

FASHION.

SORT OF INTERESTING...

(LAUGHTER)

...SENIOR RESEARCHER AT KLIEN,

WAS SAYING LAST NIGHT,

YOU'LL HEAR FROM HIM THIS

AFTERNOON, BUT HE WAS SAYING

LAST NIGHT, THAT EVEN KLIEN,

THINK ABOUT IT, EVEN KLIEN

WILL HAVE TO DO IT BETTER

IN THE FUTURE.

SLOVIN & ALLEN>> EVEN KLIEN.

SPEAKER>> LASTLY,

HOW WILL DRUG COMPANY MANAGERS

SUCCESSFULLY OPERATE IN THIS

ENVIRONMENT THAT'S GOING

TO CHANGE IN THE NEXT 10 YEARS.

AND THAT SORT OF LEADS

TO OUR FIRST PANEL.

'CAUSE, AH, THESE TWO GENTLEMEN

OVER HERE, TO MY LEFT,

WILL PLAY IMPORTANT ROLLS

IN DIRECTING IN THE DIRECTING

THE FUTURE OF THEIR RESPECTED

COMPANIES IN THE NEXT

10 YEARS.

AND, THANK GOD THAT I DON'T

HAVE TO BE FACING THE SAME

CHALLENGES THAT THEY'RE GOING

TO HAVE TO FACE IN THE NEXT

10 YEARS.

BUT ANY TIME, OBVIOUSLY THERE'S

CHALLENGES, THERE'S

OPPORTUNITIES.

SO WE'LL HEAR FROM THESE

TWO GENTLEMEN AS TO HOW

THEY SEE THE FUTURE OF THEIR

INDUSTRY.

AND HOW THEY'RE GOING

TO OPERATE EFFECTIVELY IN THIS

ENVIRONMENT.

OUR FIRST SPEAKER TODAY

IS ERIC DESTIN.

WHO'S THE PRESIDENT OF

THE GEL TECH CORPORATION.

ERIC JOINED GEL TECH IN 1973,

BECAME A BOARD MEMBER IN 1985,

WAS ELECTED EXECUTIVE

VICE PRESIDENT IN 1989,

AND WAS ELECTED PRESIDENT

OF THE GEL TECH CORPORATION

THIS YEAR.

ERIC WILL SHARE WITH US HIS

VIEW-- HIS INSIGHTS--

ON HOW TO BECOME, HOW TO BE

A SURVIVING COMPANY,

THIS DECADE GIVEN THE COST

CONTAINMENT PRESSURES,

THE COMPETING R&D PROGRAMS,

AND THE GLOBALIZATION

OF THE INDUSTRY.

ERR DEATH I MEAN.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

ERIC>> WELL, THANK YOU, MIKE.

AND GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY.

IT'S AN HONOR TO BE PART OF

THIS PROGRAM TODAY.

AND JOINING US HERE ALSO

FROM THE GEL TECH CORPORATION,

IS DEBBIE SHEA, WHO HEADS UP

OUR INVESTOR RELATIONS

ACTIVITY.

THE TOPIC, AS MIKE SAID,

OF TODAY'S PROGRAM,

AND AS YOU SAW IS STRATEGIC

GLOBAL OVERVIEW.

SO WHAT OUR PANEL DISCUSSION

IS TO FOCUS ON IS THE STRATEGIC

GLOBAL OVERVIEW--

SLOVIN & ALLEN>> THANK YOU.

(CHEERS AND APPLAU

("DUELING BANJO'S"

BETWEEN TWO RADIOS PLAYING)

(LAUGHTER)

SLOVIN PLAYS ♪ (THEME FROM

"2001: SPACE ODYSSEY") ♪

(ALLEN CONTINUES WITH THEME)

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

SLOVIN>> ♪ ("DUELING BANJO'S

INTRO PLAYS) ♪

(ALLEN CONTINUES INTRO)

SLOVIN>> (SOUND OF A PHONE

DIALING)

(TELEPHONE RINGS)

(PHONE RINGS)

(LEO) HELLO.

ERIC>> HI, LEO.

IT'S ERIC.

LEO>> OH.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

ERIC>> I CALLED TO TELL YOU

SOMETHING.

LEO>> WHAT?

ERIC>>

♪ ("DUELING BANJO'S" PLAYS)

LEO>> ASS-(BLEEP)!

(HANGS UP)

LEO>> >> ALL RIGHT, SLOVIN.

TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME.

(SOUND OF PHONE DIALING)

(TELEPHONE RINGS)

(ERIC ON ANSWERING MACHINE)

HI, YOU'VE REACHED ERIC.

PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE.

OH, AND IF IT'S LEO--

♪ ('DUELING BANJO'S PLAYS)

ASS-(BLEEP)!

♪ ("DUELING BANJO'S" PLAYS)

(AUDIENCE CLAPPING TO MUSIC)

(MUSIC ENDS)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

(MUSIC STOPS)

SLOVIN> HEY, HEY.

HEY, I KNOW YOU.

YEAH.

YEAH, I KNOW YOU. I--

HUH, HA YEA.

HEY, HOW YA DOING?

ALLEN>> GOOD.

SLOVIN>> GOOD.

HEY, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?

AH...

HAVE YOU EVER SLAPPED A TURKEY?

ALLEN>> WHAT?

SLOVIN>> DO YOU EVER, YOU KNOW?

ALLEN>> LIKE THE BIRD?

SLOVIN>> YEAH.

DID YOU EVER SLAP ONE?

NO?

YOU NEVER SLAPPED A TURKEY?

(LAUGHS)

NO?

UM, WELL, CAN I ASK YOU

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE

IN MY BAG?

(LAUGHTER)

(LAUGHTER)

(AUDIENCE GROANS)

SLAP IT.

COME ON.

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

GIVE IT A SLAP.

COME ON.

SLAP THE TURKEY.

COME ON YOU WANT TO SLAP

THE TURKEY.

SLAP THE TURKEY.

FOLLOW-- YEAH, YEAH.

FOLLOW YOUR HAND.

DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR MIND,

LISTEN TO YOUR HAND.

SLAP THE TURKEY.

COME ON.

GIVE IT A SLAP.

YEAH.

THAT WAS, THAT WAS LIKE A RUB.

YOU, YOU RUBBED THE TURKEY.

SLAP THE TURKEY!

COME ON!

GIVE IT A LITTLE SLAP!

SLAP THE TURKEY!

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

SO, SLAP IT.

COME ON.

(SLAP)

YEEAAA!!

YEA!

YOU LIKED THAT DIDN'T YA?

YOU KNOW WHY?

'CAUSE YOU'RE A TURKEY SLAPPER.

SLAP THE TURKEY.

COME ON, YOU TURKEY SLAPPER.

SLAP THE TURKEY.

SLAP IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT.

YEA.

SLAP THAT TURKEY.

YEAH.

YOU SLAP HAPPY TURKEY SLAPPER.

SLAP THAT TURKEY.

YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.

WITH YOUR FACE!

(LAUGHTER)

ALLEN>> HAVE YOU EVER SLAPPED

A HAM?

(LAUGHTER)

I SLAP TURKEY'S.

I'M A TURKEY SLAPPER.

I DON'T..

SLOVIN>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M NOT SURE I UNDERSTAND.

ALLEN>> SLAP THE HAM.

SLAP IT.

COME ON.

SLAP IT.

YEAH!

YOU LIKED THAT DON'T YOU?

SLOVIN>> THAT WASN'T SO BAD.

ALLEN>> NO, IT WASN'T.

SLOVIN>> I'M A HAM SLAPPER.

ALLEN>> I KNEW IT WHEN I SAW

YOU.

SLOVIN>> I THOUGHT I WAS A

TURKEY SLAPPER?

ALLEN>> NOOO, NO.

SLOVIN>> I WANT TO SLAP THE HAM.

ALLEN>> SLAP IT.

SLOVIN>> HERE YOU SLAP

THE TURKEY WHILE I SLAP THE HAM.

ALLEN>> YOU HAM SLAPPER!

SLOVIN>> HERE, YOU SLAP THE HAM.

I'M GONNA SLAP THE TURKEY.

SLOVIN & ALLEN>> TURKEY SLAPPER,

HAM SLAPPER, TURKEY SLAPPER,

HAM SLAPPER, TURKEY SLAPPER,

HAM SLAPPER, WE LIKE MEAT!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

YOU UP THERE IN THE ATTIC?

SLOVIN>> YEA, LEO COME ON UP,

I'VE GOT SOMETHING THAT I WANT

TO SHOW YOU.

ALLEN>> ARE YOUR CLOTHES ON?

SLOVIN>> HA HA.

JUST COME ON UP.

OH, GREAT.

MORE TWINKIES.

ALLEN>> WOW!

YOU'VE REALLY TURNED THIS INTO

QUITE A LABORATORY.

SLOVIN>> DUDE, WATCH OUT FOR

THE PLUTONIUM.

ALLEN>> PLUTONIUM?

YOU'RE NOT FOOLING?

SLOVIN>> NO, I'M NOT.

SOMETHING THE MATTER, LEO?

ALLEN>> NOTHING REALLY.

I JUST GOT THE STRANGEST FEELING

OF DEJA VU.

WHAT'S THAT YOUR WORKING ON?

SLOVIN>> I'M JUST FINISHING UP

MY NEW TIME MACHINE.

THERE.

IT'S DONE!

ALLEN>> DOES IT WORK?

SLOVIN>> IT SHOULD.

ALLEN>> LETS GO BACK TO THE TIME

OF GEORGE WASHINGTON.

SLOVIN>> NO, I'M GOING TO START

SLOW, TAKE IT ON A TRIAL RUN.

I'M GOING TO SET IT FOR

30 SECONDS AGO.

OKAY, EVERYTHING'S SET.

I JUST FLICK THIS

SWWIITTTCCCCHHHH!

ALLEN>> HEY, ERIC, YOU UP THERE

IN THE ATTIC?

SLOVIN>> YEA, LEO COME ON UP,

I'VE GOT SOMETHING THAT I WANT

TO SHOW YOU.

ALLEN>> ARE YOUR CLOTHES ON?

SLOVIN>> HA HA.

JUST COME ON UP.

OH, GREAT MORE TWINKIES.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

ALLEN>> WOW.

YOU'VE REALLY TURNED THIS INTO

QUITE A LABORATORY.

SLOVIN>> WATCH OUT FOR THE

PLUTONIUM.

ALLEN>> PLUTONIUM?

YOUR NOT FOOLING?

SLOVIN>> NO.

I'M NOT.

IS SOMETHING THE MATTER, LEO?

ALLEN>> NOTHING REALLY.

I JUST GOT THE STRANGEST FEELING

OF DEJA VU.

WHAT'S THAT YOUR WORKING ON?

SLOVIN>> I'M JUST FINISHING UP

MY NEW TIME MACHINE.

THERE.

IT'S DONE.

ALLEN>> DOES IT WORK?

SLOVIN>> IT SHOULD.

ALLEN>> LETS GO BACK TO THE TIME

OF GEORGE WASHINGTON.

SLOVIN>> NO, I'M GOING TO START

SLOW, TAKE IT ON A TRIAL RUN.

I'M GOING TO SET IT FOR

30 SECONDS AGO.

OKAY, EVERYTHING'S SET.

I JUST FLICK THIS

SWWIITTTCCCCHHHH!

ALLEN>> HOLA, ERIC, ESTAS TU EN

EL ATTICO?

SLOVIN>> SI, LEO.

LEVANTATE, TENGO ALGO

TE AMASAR.

ALLEN>> ESTAS TU EN SU ROPA?

SLOVIN>> HA HA.

LEVANTATE.

AH, BUENO MAS TWINKIES.

(LAUGHTER)

ALLEN>> WOW.

TU TIENES UNA LABROTORIO,

MUY IMPRESSIVO.

SLOVIN>> ... TU AL PLUTONIO.

ALLEN>> PLUTONIO?

ES VERDAD.

SLOVIN>> SI ES VERDAD.

TIENES UNA PROBLEMA, LEO?

ALLEN>> NADA MUCHO.

TENGO DEJA VU.

QUE TE HACES?

SLOVIN>> ESO ES MI MACHINO

DEL TIEMPO.

ES CERCA DE COMPLETO.

BUENO ES COMPLETO.

ALLEN>> ES FUNCTIONADO.

SLOVIN>> YO CRAYO.

ALLEN>> YO DESO POR VEIJAR

A POR EL TIEMPO DE JORGE

WASHINGTON.

SLOVIN>> NO.

DEGRESA UNA VES DE PRACTICA.

YO SOY AYER SOLEMENTE THRENTE

SECUNDOS EN EL PASSADO.

OKAY, TODOS ES BUENO.

I FLICKA THE

SWWWIIIITTTTCCCCHHHHHH!

ALLEN>> HEY, ERIC, YOU UP THERE

IN THE ATTIC?

SLOVIN>> YEA, LEO, COME ON UP.

I'VE GOT SOMETHING THAT I WANT

TO SHOW YOU.

ALLEN>> ARE YOUR CLOTHES ON?

SLOVIN>> AH HA.

JUST COME ON UP.

OH, GREAT MORE TWINKIES.

(LAUGHTER)

ALLEN>> WOW.

YOU REALLY TURNED THE QUITE

A LABORATORY.

SLOVIN>> NO, NO THE PLUTONIUM.

ALLEN>> PLUTONIUM?

BELIEVE IT.

SLOVIN>> NO, I'M NOT.

IS SOMETHING THE MATTER, LEO.

ALLEN>> NOTHING REALLY.

I JUST GET THE STRANGEST

FEELING OF DEJA VU.

WHAT'S THAT YOUR WORKING ON?

SLOVIN>> THIS MY TIME MACHINE.

THERE.

IT'S DONE.

ALLEN>> DOES IT WORK?

SLOVIN>> IT SHOULD.

ALLEN>> LETS GO BACK TO THE TIME

OF GEORGE WASHINGTON.

SLOVIN>> NO, NO LETS TAKE IT ON

A TRIAL RUN.

I'LL SET IT FOR 30 SECONDS AGO.

OKAY.

EVERYTHING'S SET.

I'LL FLIP THE

SWWWWIIIITTTCCHHHH!

ALLEN>> HEY, ERIC.

SLOVIN>> HEY, TIME MACHINE.

I'M GOING TO SET IT FOR 30 SEC--

FLIP THE SWWWWIIIITTTCCHHHH.

♪ (MUSIC PLAYS)

(AUDIENCE CLAPS TO MUSIC)

(MUSIC STOPS)

SLOVIN & ALLEN>> THANK YOU

VERY MUCH.

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