August 10, 2015 - GOP Presidential Debate & Donald Trump

  • 08/10/2015

Race barely gets mentioned during the GOP presidential debate, and Larry discusses Donald Trump's continued popularity with Yamaneika Saunders, Chris Gethard and Mike Yard.

>> Larry: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

WELCOME TO THE NIGHTLY SHOW.

OH, YOU ARE VERY KIND.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

THANK YOU.

I APPRECIATE IT.

PLEASE.

PLEASE.

PLEASE.

SUCH A NICE AUDIENCE, AND YOUARE RIGHT, I AM LARRY.

IT IS AMAZING HOW YOU GUYSPICKED UP ON THAT.

>> I AM LARRY WILMORE.

MAN, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOWTONIGHT. THE FIRST GOP

PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE WENT DOWNLAST THURSDAY IN CLEVELAND, AND

IT IS THE SUBJECT OF TONIGHT'SPRESIDENTIAL COVERAGE.

THAT'S RIGHT.

IT'S TIME TO CATCH UP ON WHAT ISHAPPENING WITH THE UNBLACKENING.

>> Larry: I DON'T THINK ISHOULD BE SO HAPPY ABOUT THE

UNBLACKENING, I WILL BE HONESTWITH YOU.

IT IS JUST THE MUSIC MAKES MEHAPPY.

AS WITH ANY PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE,THE AIR WAS THICK WITH SOUND

BITE GOLD LIKE HUCKABEE'S NEWWAY OF FUNDING SOCIAL SECURITY.

THE FAIR TAX TRANSFORMS THEPROCESS BY WHICH WE FUND SOCIAL

SECURITY AND MEDICARE, BECAUSETHE MONEY PAID IN CONSUMPTION IS

PAID BY EVERYBODY, INCLUDINGILLEGALS, PROSTITUTES, PIMPS

>> Larry: PIMPS.

>> IS THAT WHAT IS GOING TO FIXTHE BUDGET? I MEAN, I KNEW IT

WAS HARD OUT THERE FOR A PIMP,BUT UNDER MIKE HUCKABEE IT'S

GOING TO BE EVEN HARDER, PIMPS.

DO WE REALLY WANT TODEINCENTIVIZE PIMPING? THAT'S

ALL I AM SAYING.

ALL RIGHT.

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILLBE HONEST WITH YOU GUYS.

WE DON'T REALLY CARE WHATANYBODY ELSE SAID IN THE DEBATE,

RIGHT? LET'S GET TO OUR STAR.

YOU CALL WOMEN YOU DON'T LIKEFAT PIGS, DOGS, SLOBS AND

DISGUSTING ANIMALS.

YOUR TWITTER ACCOUNT.

>> ONLY ROSIE O'DONNELL.

>> WELL I WILL TELL YOU WHAT,WITH HILLARY CLINTON I SAID BE

AT MY WEDDING AND SHE CAME TO MYWEDDING.

I DON'T MIND HAVING A BIGBEAUTIFUL DOOR ON THAT WALL SO

THAT PEOPLE CAN COME INTO THISCOUNTRY LEGALLY.

>> Larry: AND OF COURSE ABOVETHAT DOOR IT SAYS DONALD TRUMP

PRESENTS AMERICA, SOMEBODY'SDOING THE RAPING.

DONALD TRUMP DOOR.

NOW, 24 MILLION PEOPLE TUNED INTO THIS DEBATE.

AND LET'S BE HONEST.

MOST PEOPLE TUNED IN TO SEEDONALD TRUMP BE ALL TRUMPY,

RIGHT? I MEAN IT'S LIKE GODBESTOWED US WITH THIS MOST

FANTASTIC TROLL TO GILL THE DOGDAYS OF SUMMER WITH GLORIOUS

ENTERTAINMENT.

IN FACT, HE EVEN LOOKS LIKE ATROLL DOLL.

LOOK AT HIS HAIR.

ALL RIGHT? DOESN'T HE? LOOK.

I HAVE ONE RIGHT HERE.

SEE, LOOK.

DOESN'T IT LOOK LIKE A TROLL?

>> I AM THE MOST ENTERTAININGMOST LOVEABLE TROLL EVER.

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

AND LIKE THE REST OF US, THEMEDIA DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION TO

ANYTHING ELSE IN THE DEBATEBESIDES TRUMP.

AND ONE OF THE BIGGESTISSUES THEY FOCUSED ON WAS

TRUMP'S ANGER AT WHAT HEPERCEIVED AS BEING TREATED

UNFAIRLY, BY NONE OTHER THANFOX'S MEGYN KELLY.

YOU ONCE TOLD A CONTESTANT ONCELEB APPRENTICE IT WOULD BE A

PRETTY PICTURE TO SEE HER ON HERKNEES.

DOES THAT SOUND TO YOU LIKE THETEMPERAMENT OF A MAN WE SHOULD

ELECT AS PRESIDENT?

>> I THINK THE BIG PROBLEM THISCOUNTRY HAS IS BEING POLITICALLY

CORRECT.

AND, HONESTLY, MEGAN, IF YOUDON'T LIKE IT, I AM SORRY.

I HAVE BEEN VERY NICE TO YOU,ALTHOUGH I COULD PROBABLY MAYBE

NOT BE, BASED ON THE WAY YOUHAVE TOO TREATED ME, BUT I

WOULDN'T DO THAT.

>> Larry: SO HIS RESPONSE TOBEING ACCUSED OF TREATING WOMEN

POORLY ON TELEVISION IS A THINLYVEILED THREAT TO A WOMAN ON

TELEVISION?

>> IN FRONT OF 24 MILLIONPEOPLE:I KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE.

I GET IT.

OF COURSE, HE TALKED TO DONLEMON THE NEXT DAY AND PRETTY

MUCH RIPPED THE VEIL RIGHT OFF.

>> YOU COULD SEE THERE WAS BLOODCOMING OUT OF HER EYES, BLOOD

COMING OUT OF HER, WHEREVER.

>> Larry: HER WHEREVER? WHATEVER COULD YOU BE TALKING

ABOUT? ARE YOU TRYING TOINSINUATE THAT MEGYN KELLY'S

"AUNT FLOW" WAS IN TOWN? HMM? AND THAT'S WHY SHE WAS BEING SO

MEAN TO YOU? SO HERE WASTRUMP'S EXPLANATION.

>> I SAID HER BLOOD WAS WHEREVERBECAUSE I WANTED TO FINISH THE

SENTENCE BECAUSE I WANTED TO GETOFF THE WHOLE THING AND GET BACK

ON TO THE SUBJECT OF JOBS ORWHATEVER I WAS GOING TO SAY

THOSE AND/OR, NOSE AND/OR EARSBECAUSE THAT IS A VERY COMMON

STATEMENT.

BLOOD POURING OUT OF SOMEBODY'SNOSE.

>> I MEAN, EVEN DICK CHENEYWOULD CLASSIFY THAT EXPLANATION

AS TORTURED.

SINCE WHEN IS SHE HAD BLOODCOMING OUT OF HER EYES, NOSE AND

EARS A COMMON EXPRESSION? IHAVE BEEN WATCHING WHEEL OF

FORTUNE FOR 30 YEARS AND I HAVENEVER SEEN THAT.

NEVER.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT, OKAY?

>> I ALSO DON'T BUY TRUMP SAYINGHE WAS IN A RUSH TO GET THE

CONVERSATION ON TO JOBS, ANDTHAT'S WHY HE SAID, WHEREVER.

HOW IS SAYING WHEREVER FASTERTHAN SAYING NOSE?

>> WHEREVER IS TWICE AS LONG ASNOSE, MORE THAN DOUBLE IF YOU

THROW IN THE EXTRA E LIKE IALWAYS DO.

>> IT WOULD BE UNFAIR OF ME TOAY DONALD TRUMP IS LYING, OKAY?

HERE IS WHAT I BELIEVE ABOUTTRUMP.

I BELIEVE TRUMP IS THE ONLYPERSON WHO FULLY BELIEVES THINGS

AFTER HE SAYS THEM.

ALL RIGHT? I MEAN, I AM WORTH$10 BILLION, YOU ARE WORTH 4.

>> I SAID TEN, SO THAT'S WHAT IBELIEVE.

ALL RIGHT? HE SAYS, THEREFOREIT IS.

RIGHT? FOR EXAMPLE, THE FALLOUTFROM MEGYN KELLY'S MENSTRUATION

GATE WAS IMMEDIATE.

RED STATE EDITOR ERICK ERICKSONDISINVITED TRUMP FROM THE RED

STATE GATHERING IN ATLANTA ONSATURDAY.

TRUMP'S RESPONSE?

>> FRANKLY, I DIDN'T WANT TO DOHIS EVENT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

>> THAT'S RIGHT, LARRY.

I DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT.

IT WAS MY PREDECISION THAT THEYFULFILLED.

HE DID THE SAME THING WHEN NEILYOUNG TOLD HIM TO STOP USING HIS

SONG AT EVENTS.

>> I DON'T EVEN LIKE THAT SONGTHAT MUCH.

>> YEP, THAT WAS A HORRIBLE SONGI POST HATED.

YOU KNOW WHO TRUMP SOUNDS LIKE?

>> I MEANT TO DO THAT.

>> Larry: OF COURSE, LARRY, ITONLY MAKES SENSE.

THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.

THE, AND THE CRAZIEST PART OF ITIS, WITH ALL OF THIS NONSENSE

YOU WOULD THINK TRUMP ISSLIPPING IN THE POLLS, BUT NO.

>> DESPITE THE CONTROVERSY ANDHEADLINES A NEW POLL FINDS

DONALD TRUMP IS STILL ON TOPWITH REPUBLICAN VOTERS.

NBC NEWS SURVEY MONKEY POLL FROMFRIDAY AND SATURDAY SHOWS TRUMP

23 PERCENT, TEN POINTS AHEAD OFSENATOR TED CRUZ.

>> Larry: I FIND IT RICHLYIRONIC IT IS SURVEY MONKEY WHO

FINDS TRUMP ON TOP OF THE POLLS.

IN FACT, WE ACTUALLY HAVE SURVEYMONKEY LIVE VIA SATELLITE.

SURVEY MONKEY, HOW DO YOU FEELABOUT TRUMP SURGING IN THE

POLLS?

>> SURVEY MONKEY, I THINK WELOST THE MONKEY FEED.

>> LET ME JUST SUM UP WHAT WEHAVE GONE THROUGH IN THE LAST

MONTH AND A HALF, IF I MAY.

OKAY.

SO FAR, TRUMP HAS CALLEDMEXICANS RAPISTS AND ATTACKED

ONE OF AMERICA'S MOST BELOVEDPOWS AND GAME OUT A SITTING

SENATOR'S PHONE NUMBER OUT OFSPITE.

AND NOW HE BASICALLY BLAMED AWOMAN'S TOUGH QUESTIONING ON HER

PERIOD.

AND HIS POLLS JUST GO HIGHER ANDHIGHER AND HIGHER.

I KNOW LAST MONTH THE POLLSSEEMED IRONIC, RIGHT? WE WERE

ALL DOING A JOKE, WE WERE ALLLAUGHING, HA, HA.

TRUMP IS FUNNY, MAN.

HE IS FUNNY.

HE IS GOING TO BE DONE IN AWEEK, RIGHT? AMERICA, I AM

TALKING TO YOU DIRECTLY.

STOP IT!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Larry: STOP IT.

AMERICA, LISTEN TO ME, STOP IT.

>> THIS IS THE CLASSIEST MOST -->> HUH-UH.

STOP IT.

WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

BESIDES LOOKING FORWARD TO WHATTRUMP HAD TO SAY IN LAST

THURSDAY'S DEBATE THERE WAS ONEOTHER ISSUE I WAS FORWARD TO

HEARING THE CANDIDATES DISCUSS.

>> GOVERNOR WALKER, MANY IN THEBLACK LIVES MATTER MOVEMENT AND

BEYOND BELIEVE THAT OVERLYAGGRESSIVE POLICE OFFICERS

TARGETING YOUNGAFRICAN-AMERICANS IS THE CIVIL

RIGHTS ISSUE OF OUR TIME.

DO YOU AGREE?

>> I'VE GOT TO SAY, IT WASREALLY NICE OF THE PRICE IS

RIGHT GRAPHICS DEPARTMENT TOLEND THEIR TALENTS TO FOX FOR

THE NIGHT.

VERY NICE.

VERY THOUGHTFUL.

BUT REJECTED PLINKO ANIMATIONMAKES A GOOD POINT, 8.5 MILLION

PEOPLE IS A LOT OF PEOPLE.

OKAY.

I KNOW THIS IS GOING TO BE AHUGE PART OF THE DEBATE. AS BIG

AN ISSUE AS RACE IS RIGHT NOW,THIS IS COULD BE ITS OWN DEBATE.

>> ALL RIGHT, SCOTT WALKER IS UPFIRST.

LET'S SEE HOW HE EASES US INTOTHIS SECTION OF THE NIGHT IT'S

ABOUT MAKING SURE THAT LAWENFORCEMENT PROFESSIONALS, NOT

ONLY ON THE WAY INTO THEIRPOSITIONS BUT ALL THE WAY

THROUGH THEIR TIME HAVE THEPROPER TRAINING.

PARTICULARLY WHEN IT COMES TOUSE OF FORCE.

THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO SHOWTHAT WE TREAT EVERYONE THE SAME

HERE IN AMERICA.

>> THANK YOU.>> COMING UP MORE OF OUR DEBATE

>> THAT'S IT? YOU ARE GOING TO

COMMERCIAL? NO FOLLOW-UP? RACEGETS ONE QUESTION TO THE WHITEST

GUY ON THE PANEL? MAN.

I DON'T EVEN GET TO HEAR, IDON'T EVEN GET TO HEAR TRUMP RUN

HIS MOUTH ABOUT HOW HE THINKSTHE BLACKS ARE LUXURIOUS

AND FANTASTIC.

>> MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE FOXSPENT SO LITTLE TIME ON RACE.

IN FACT, THIS IS TRUE, THEENTIRE AMOUNT OF TIME THEY SPENT

WAS 31 SECONDS.

ALL RIGHT? WHICH BRINGS US TOOUR CLASSIC SEGMENT, RICKY VELEZ

HEATS UP A POP TART, SPONSOREDBY TOASTER STRUDEL.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Larry: OKAY.

TONIGHT WE ARE CHALLENGING RICKYTO SEE IF HE CAN HEAT UP A POP

TART IN THE TIME THAT THE FOXNEWS REPUBLICAN DEBATE SPENT ON

BLACK LIVES MATTER.

>> I HAVE GOT THIS, LARRY.

I CAN DO IT.

>> Larry: YOU KNOW IT'S THEFOX DEBATE, RIGHT.

>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANSBUT NO PROBLEM.

>> Larry: LET'S DO IT, GETREADY, AND GO.

>> WELL, I THINK THE, MOSTIMPORTANT THING WE CAN DO WHEN

IT COMES TO POLICING ISSOMETHING YOU HAVE HAD A GUEST

ON, A FRIEND OF MINE, MILWAUKEE.

>> RICKY CAN'T OPEN IT, HE'S STRUGGLING.

>> MAKE SURE LAW ENFORCEMENT.

>> WALKER IS IN THE MIDDLE PARTOF HIS STATEMENT.

>> HE IS GETTING CLOSE TO THEEND OF HIS STATEMENT.

IT'S GETTING THERE, YES -->> USE OF FORCE.

>> Larry: GETTING CLOSE.

YEP.

HOW IS THAT POP TART GOING?

>> IT IS NOT GOING WELL.

>> Larry: NO? AND --[ BUZZER ]

>> Larry: OH! RICKY YOUDIDN'T MAKE IT.

WHAT HAPPENED?.

>> HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO MAKEIT? IT WASN'T ENOUGH TIME! 31

SECONDS!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> 31 SECONDS!, 31 SECONDS IS

UNFAIR TO A POP TART, LARRY.

>> Larry: YES, IT IS RICKY,YES, IT IS.

RICKY VELEZ, EVERYONE!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Larry: NOT ONLY DID THEY

SPEND LESS THAN A POP TARTCOOKING TIME ON BLACK LIVES

MATTER, THE COMMERCIAL THEY WENTTO RIGHT AFTER WAS THIS.

>> WE TOOK THE MUSIC AND ITBECAME OUR WEAPON.

I AM COMING STRAIGHT OUTACOMPTON.

>> THAT IS 100 PERCENT TRUE,OKAY? I DID NOT MAKE THAT UP.

THE FOX DEBATE SPENT 31 SECONDSON BLACK LIVES MATTER AND THEN

WENT TO THE STRAIGHT OUTACOMPTON TRAILER?

>> AND FOR THE RECORD THATCOMMERCIAL WAS 29 SECONDS LONGER

THAN THE DEBATE SPENT ONSO-CALLED RACIAL ISSUES. YOU

KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT? YOUCAN BOO ALL YOU WANT BUT THE

MESSAGE IS CLEAR, BLACK LIVESMATTER WHEN THEY ARE PAYING FOR

AD TIME.

WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

I AM HERE WITH MY PANEL.

NIGHTLY SHOW CONTRIBUTOR, YOUKNOW HIM, MIKE YARD.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Larry: ALSO, HE'S A

COMEDIAN, WRITER AND THE HOST OFFUSION'S THE CHRIS GETHARD SHOW.

CHRIS GETHARD.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Larry: AND YOU CAN CATCH

HER THIS FALL AS A PANELIST ONMEREDITH, COMEDIAN YAMANEIKA

SAUNDERS.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Larry: SO.

WE ARE TALKING ABOUT DONALDTRUMP, I MEAN, HERE IS WHAT IS

AMAZING TO HE ABOUT DONALDTRUMP, NO MATTER WHAT HE SAYS,

RIGHT, HE JUST CAN'T BEDESTROYED.

I MEAN, THE IT IS ALMOST LIKETHEY TRAVELED HERE FROM THE

FUTURE TO WIPE OUT THEREPUBLICAN PARTY, RIGHT? AND HE

JUST WON'T DIE.

HE IS LIKE THE TERMINATOR.

HONESTLY, NO MATTER WHAT YOURPARTISAN BELIEF, BE HONEST, IS

TRUMP THE ONLY REASON YOU TUNEDINTO THAT DEBATE? WERE YOU

INTERESTED IN ANY OTHER PERSON?

>> NO, I WASN'T INTERESTED INANYONE BUT HIM BECAUSE HE IS

NUTS, LIKE A WILD BOAR JUSTRUNNING AROUND.

>> LIKE A WILD BOAR?

>> LIKE A DISNEY CARTOON COMETO LIFE. HE IS CRAZY.

BUT YOU KNOW, HE WAS AMAZING.

I WAS ONLY WATCHING FOR HIM BUTI DID NOTICE THAT RON PAUL, RAND

PAUL, RUNNING, RANDING.

>> HE WAS GOING NUTS AND HAVINGA HARD TIME BECAUSE HE HAD TO BE

SO STRAIGHT-LACED AND INSTEAD OFGOING NUTS, HE WAS DOING A LOT

OF POINTING AND..NO, I HAVE TOBE MORE SANE THAN YOU.

>> TRUMP EVEN TOLD HIM HE WASHAVING A HARD TIME.

THAT'S THE OTHER THING.

>> I WATCHED IT FOR TRUMPBECAUSE I FEEL LIKE HE IS A

CRAZY RICH OLD WHITE DUDE BUT IFHE STOPS BEING CRAZY THEN YOU

WATCH LIKE REGULAR RICHOLD WHITE DUDES, I WOULD RATHER

WATCH HIM BE CRAZY THAN THEOTHER GUYS TALK ABOUT ANYTHING.

>> I HAVE TO BE HONEST, I WANTEDTO SEE WHAT MARCO RUBIO HAD TO

SAY AND GOVERNOR KASICH HAD TOSAY AND BEN CARSON AND THEY

SPOKE AND IT IS LIKE, WELL, WHATIS TRUMP UP TO?

>> EXACTLY.

IT IS TRUE.

I AM DONE.

>> I WAS LIKE, KASICHSEEMS LIKE AN INTERESTING GUY.

NAH, (BLEEP).

>> Larry: IT IS INTERESTING, ISAW A LOT OF WOMEN

COMING OUT SUPPORTING TRUMPAFTER THAT.

WHAT IS UP ABOUT THAT? I DON'TUNDERSTAND THAT.

>> THEY WERE HOLOGRAMS. YOU HAVENEVER SEEN A WOMAN--

DONALD TRUMP SAYS THESE THINGSAND WE START TO BELIEVE IT THE.

LIKE MEXICANS WILL BRING OVER --HE SAID THIS IS HOW YOU KNOW

MEXICANS ARE ON OUR SIDE, I GOTON THE PHONE WITH THE PRESIDENT.

HE IS NAMING MEXICAN THINGS,CESAR CHAVEZ, SPEEDY

GONZALEZ, AND PEOPLE GO, OH,OKAY, THE MEXICAN PEOPLE SAID

OKAY AND HE DOES THE SAME THINGWITH WOMEN.

>> ON THE PHONE WITH SPEEDYGONZALES?

>> HE WOULD SAY THAT.

HE KNOWS PEOPLE, AND -->> Larry: ALL RIGHT, ALL

RIGHT.

>> I DON'T GET IT MAN, I DON'TGET IT.

>> DO YOU THINK HE MEANT TO SAYTHAT THING ABOUT --

>> ABOUT MEGYN KELLY?

>> IF I WERE ABLE TO FIGURE OUTWHAT TRUMP WAS TRYING TO SAY, I

WOULD KILL MYSELF.

THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I WANTTO BE IN TRUMP'S HEAD.

THERE IS NO (BLEEP)ING WAY.

OKAY? THERE IS NO WAY.

I DON'T GET IT, MAN.

IT IS LIKE THINGS YOU CAN'TANSWER.

LIKE WHY ARE THEREPOOR REPUBLICANS? I DON'T

(BLEEP)ING KNOW. THESE ARETHINGS I DON'T GET.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> DO YOU THINK FOX NEWS IS OUT

TO GET HIM AS SOME PEOPLE SAY OR--

>> I FEEL LIKE THEY FEELRESPONSIBLE FOR HIS CREATION AND

NOW THEY FEEL A DEBT TOTAKE HIM OUT.

>> I KNOW.

>> I FEEL LIKE --.

>> THEY CREATED THE MONSTER.

>> AND NOW WE MUST KILL YOU,MONSTER.

>> WATCHING FOX NEWS FEELS LIKEMY DAD FELT WHEN I STARTED

DOING HIGH SCHOOL MUSICALS.

>> I MADE THIS AND THIS IS WHATYOU DO WITH YOUR TIME?

>> RIGHT.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

[ APPLAUSE ]>> Larry: GO AHEAD.

>> LIKE YOU SAID, THEY CREATEDHIM WHEN HE WAS TALKING ABOUT

OBAMA AND HE WAS RUNNING HIM ONTV, EVERY DAY, IT IS LIKE WHERE

IS THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE? RIGHT.

SO NOW, IT IS ALL GIGGLES UNTILTHE BULLY TURNS ON YOU.

YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING?

>> YOU'RE WITH HIM WHEN HE ISPUNCHING OTHER PEOPLE IN THE

FACE BUT WHEN HE STARTS(BLEEP)ING WITH YOU, IT IS LIKE,

HOLD ON A MINUTE.

I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.

WHAT THE (BLEEP) IS GOING ON?

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> SO I RAN THROUGH THE LITANY

OF ALL OF THE THINGS HE SAIDAND, YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE

MENTIONED A COUPLE.

MEXICANS ARE RAPIST, JOHN MCCAINWAS TORTURED AS A POW.

>> HOW DO YOU SLAM HIM FOR THAT?GIVES OUT LINDSEY GRAHAMS PHONE

>> ALL OF THIS STUFF AND, YOUKNOW, HIS RATINGS KEEP GOING UP.

>> I THINK HE IS GOING TOIMPLODE AT SOME POINT. I HAVE

NO IDEA AT THIS POINT WHAT COULDBRING HIM DOWN.

SERIOUSLY

I MEAN, OTHER THAN WHAT IS HEGOING TO SAY, JESUS WAS A LOSER?

>> JESUS IS A LOSER? WHAT CANYOU DO AT THIS POINT.

>> THERE IS NOTHING -- HE ISMAGICAL AND LIKE I SAID IN MY

MIND I THINK I'M VOTING FOR HIM

I DON'T KNOW.

I AM SO CONFUSED.

I AM VOTING FOR HIM.

>> HE IS BUGS BUNNY IN AMERICA.

>> ABSOLUTELY, YES.

>> (BLEEP), UH, UH, WHATHAPPENED.

>> THAT IS WHAT IS GOING TOHAPPEN.

>> EXACTLY.

EXACTLY.

>> HE WILL TAKE HIS DICK OUT ATSOME POINT AND WE WILL ALL BE

FINE, WE WILL ALL BE FINE.

>> HE PROBABLY WOULD.

AND IT WILL BE THE MOSTBEAUTIFUL PENIS IN THE WORLD.

>> I AM UNCIRCUMCISED ANDEVEYONE WHO IS UNCIRCUMCISED

IS A LOSER. AND WE ARE GOOD, WEARE GOOD.

>> Larry: OH, MY GOD.

>> SO PEOPLE DO LIKE HIM FOR THESIMPLE FACT HE SAYS WHAT HE

THINKS AND THEY DON'T CARE ABOUTTHE ACTUAL CONTENT?

>> I FEEL LIKE THE PEOPLE LIKEHIM MUST BE GUYS WHO STILL THINK

WRESTLING IS REAL, YOU KNOW WHATI MEAN? LIKE A STRANGLEHOLD --

>> I THINK THAT PEOPLE THAT LIKETRUMP, THERE IS A CONTINGENT OF

-- I COULD BE WRONG BUT I THINKIT IS WHITE MEN WHO ARE SCARED

OF THE ETHNIC TAKEOVER.

JUST THINK ABOUT IT.

ALL TRUMP SAYS IS MEXICANS ARERAPISTS.

WE ARE LOSING TO MEXICO, WE ARELOSING TO CHINA.

AND IT IS ALL ETHNIC.

WE'RE LOSING TO EVERYBODYETHNIC.

WE ARE NEVER LOSING TO EUROPE.

DO YOU EVER SPEND U.S. MONEY INEUROPE? THEY WILL LAUGH AT YOU.

THEY DON'T WANT OUR MONEY.

WE ARE LOSING TO THEM BUT HENEVER BRINGS THEM UP.

>> AND HE TURNS AROUND AND SAYSI AM GOING TO GET THE CHINESE

VOTE AND THE MEXICAN VOTE ANDTHE BLACK VOTE AND I AM GETTING

THE WOMAN VOTE.

WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK, YOU GUYS.

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