In this episode, major changes to the zodiac: Taurus now comes standard with power windows. Then, I get a present from Afghanistan. Who wants to open it for me? And my guest tonight, Ron Reagan, has written a memoir about living with the president. Ooh, I wonder which one? Joe Lieberman announced he won't run for re-election. In a related story, Steven Seagal removed himself from Oscar contention. This is The Colbert Report.