The Series Has Landed

  • Season 1, Ep 2
  • 04/04/1999

The crew takes a mission to an amusement park on the moon.

YOU'LL NEED TO SEEOUR STAFF DOCTOR.

I SHOULD WARN YOU, THOUGH,HE'S A LITTLE... UNUSUAL.

HE WEARS SANDALS.

( yelps )

DR. ZOIDBERG, THIS IS FRY,THE NEW DELIVERY BOY.

HE NEEDS A PHYSICAL.

EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT.

( slurping )

YOU'LL BE FINE.

NOW, OPEN YOUR MOUTH

AND LET'S HAVE A LOOKAT THAT BRAIN.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,NOT THAT MOUTH.

I ONLY HAVE ONE.

REALLY?

UH...IS THERE A HUMAN DOCTOR AROUND?

YOUNG LADY, I'M ANEXPERT ON HUMANS.

PICK A MOUTH,OPEN IT, AND SAY

( lobster crowing )

( imitates lobster noise )

WHAT? MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!

GET OUT.

( grunting )

DEAR LORD, BENDER,YOU'RE FILTHY.

YEAH, LIKE YOU DON'THAVE CRAP IN YOUR NECK.

AMY, WHY DON'T YOUGIVE HIS BODY

A GOING-OVER WITHTHE CLEANING PICK?

OKAY.

DOES IT HURT WHENI GO LIKE THIS?

OW!

A LITTLE.

WELL, THE DOCTOR SAYSI'M AS HEALTHY AS A CRAB.

CAN I GO INTOSPACE NOW?

AS SOON AS WE FINISHCLEANING BENDER.

OH, AND FRY--

THIS IS OUR INTERN, AMY WONG.

SHE'S AN ENGINEERINGSTUDENT OF MINE.

I LIKE HAVINGHER AROUND

BECAUSE SHE HAS THESAME BLOOD TYPE AS ME.

HEY, YOU'RE THE UNFROZEN GUYFROM THE 20th CENTURY, RIGHT?

LAST TIME I CHECKED.

HANG ON. AMY WONG,OF THE MARS WONGS?

LOOK, WE'RE NOT AS RICHAS EVERYBODY SAYS.

UH-HUH. WHAT SORORITYDO YOU BELONG TO?

KAPPA KAPPA WONG.

HEY, RICH GIRL!

( panting )

I'M SORRY, LEELA.

I CAN'T GO ONANY FURTHER.

JUST LEAVE ME TO DIEIN THAT BARN OVER THERE.

( gasps )

OH, THANK GOD.

( shotgun cocking )

TRESPASSERS, EH?

NO, SIR. WE'REAMUSEMENT PARK PATRONS.

OH, THAT'S A WICKED,SINFUL PLACE.

TILT-A-WHIRL'S OKAY

BUT THE REST IS MIGHTY WICKED.

OUR CAR BROKE DOWNAND WE'RE OUT OF OXYGEN.

CAN WE BORROW SOME?

"BORRY?"

LOOKY HERE, CITY GIRL,OXYGEN DON'T GROW ON TREES.

YOU'LL HAVE TO EARN ITDOING CHORES

ON MY HYDROPONIC FARM.

YOU CAN GO BACK TO YOUR PRECIOUSTHEME PARK AT SUNUP.

I GUESS WE COULD DOCHORES FOR A FEW HOURS.

FRY, NIGHT LASTSTWO WEEKS ON THE MOON.

YEP. DROPS DOWN TO MINUS 173.

FAHRENHEIT OR CELSIUS?

FIRST ONE,THAN THE OTHER.

AND THEM SPACE SUITSAIN'T' A-HEATED

SO YOU AIN'T GOINGNOWHERE TILL SUNRISE.

YOU CAN SLEEP IN THE BARN.

JUST DON'T BE A-TOUCHIN'

MY THREE BEAUTIFUL ROBOTDAUGHTERS, YOU HEAR?

ROBOT DAUGHTERS?

THIS HERE'SLULABELLE 7...

YOO-HOO.

DAISY MAE128-K...

YOO-HOO.

AND THECRUSHINATOR.

Deep voice:YOO-HOO.

WHOO!

Leela:I TOLD YOU TO TURN AROUNDAND GO BACK TO THE PARK.

BUT OH, NO.THE PARK WAS TOO PHONY.

WE HAD TO SEE THE REAL MOON.

AND IT WAS GREAT.

WE GOT TO SEE CRATERS AND ROCKS

AND THAT ONE INCREDIBLE ROCKTHAT LOOKED LIKE A CRATER

AND... AND... THESE FELLAS.

( mooing )

FRY, FACE IT:THE MOON IS A DUMP.

IT'S A BORINGDRIED-UP WASTELAND.

AND THE ONLY REASONANYBODY EVER COMES HERE

IS FOR THE TACKYLITTLE AMUSEMENT PARK.

CAN'T YOU JUSTACCEPT THAT?

I GUESS I CAN'T.

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