In this episode, there's an upside to the gas crisis -- it's a great time to be an oil conglomerate. Plus, I profile a fireworks salesman who's putting a twinkle in America's eye, and it burns like hell. Plus my guest Congressman Robert Wexler is on the show because it's a fun thing to do. I'm about to take two weeks off. You know what that means -- fresh injuries. This is The Colbert Report.