In this episode, scientists say that eight percent of sheep are gay -- the rest of them are into bestiality. Then, I sit down with New York Representative Gregory Meeks. Did I say sit down? I meant throw down. Plus, Jed Babbin, the new editor of Human Events Magazine: if you're human and have events, this will be right up your alley. Warning: the contents of the USA Today are really about the USA yesterday. This is The Colbert Report.