June 25, 2015 - Obamacare Victory & Boston Bomber Apology

  • 06/25/2015

The Supreme Court rules in favor of the Affordable Care Act, and Reza Aslan, Horatio Sanz and Mike Yard react to Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's courtroom apology.

>> Larry: THANK YOU VERYMUCH.

MAN!

OH MY GOSH, ON THURSDAY?

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

WELCOME TO THE NIGHTLY SHOW.

YES.

I AM LARRY WILMORE, LARRY ISMY REAL NAME.

JUST SAYING.

(APPLAUSE)>> Larry: FROM A LONG LINE

OF LARRY THE 14th, ACTUALLY,A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T

KNOW. LET'S START, HEY,WITH TODAY'S BIG NEWS FROM

THE SUPREME COURT.

IN A 6-3 RULING WITH THEOPINION WRITTEN BY THE CHIEF

JUSTICE JOHN ROBERTS, THATTHE SUBSIDIES OBAMACARE

HAVE BEEN UPHELD WHICH MEANSTHE 6 MILLION AMERICANS IN

THE STATES WHERE IT WASCONTESTED WILL BE ABLE TO

CONTINUE GETTING THEIRSUBSIDIES.

>> Larry: YES!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: OBAMACARE FOR THE

WIN. PAP SMEARS AND PROSTATECHECKS

-- FOR EVERYONE.

THAT'S IT.

AND AS WITH ANY SCOTUSRULING THE BEST STUFF ALWAYS

COMES IN THE FORM OF JUSTICESCALIA'S NOTES.

OH, MAN, THAT IS GOODBATHROOM READING, LET ME

TELL YOU GUYS.

A LITTLE SCALIA ON THE BIDEI,YOUR NIGHT IS DONE.

DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE.

AND THE YUMMIESTPART FROM HIS DISSENT IS

WHEN HE USED THIS PHRASE.

>> HE CALLED THE DECISIONQUOTE

INTERPRETIVE JIGGERY POKERY.

JIGGERY POKERY.

I DON'T KNOW IF THOSE WORDSARE RACIST BUT IT'S POSSIBLE

THEY ARE RACIST ADJACENTIT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT TO

ME.

IT JUST HITS MY EARS,JIGGERY POKERY.

ACTUALLY IT SOUNDS LIKEVICTORIAN TERM FOR SEX IN A

TOOL SHED, RIGHT?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET A LITTLEJIGGERY POKERY IN THE TOOL

SHED.

OKAY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GETJIGGERY OR POKERY.

A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH, OKAY.

JIGGERY-POKERY.

AND IN HIS OPINION, HEREFERS TO THE RULING AS PURE

APPLESAUCE.

(LAUGHTER)PURE APPLESAUCE?

I MEAN COME ON, SCALIA.

THAT STATEMENT IS PUREPUDDING POPS, COME ON, RIGHT?

NO, GUYS, RIGHT?

(APPLAUSE)AM I RIGHT?

ABSOLUTELY.

I MEAN IT'S THICK BUTTERBALLS, RIGHT.

STOP IT, YOU KNOW IT'SSTREAMLINE BANANA FRITTERS,

YOU KNOW THAT.

GUYS.

I MEAN WHAT IS HE, DR. SEUSSALL OF A SUDDEN.

>> JUSTICE SCALIA POINTEDOUT IN HIS DISSENT BASICALLY

SAID THAT WORDS NO LONGERHAVE ANY MEANING.

(LAUGHTER)>> Larry: WORDS NO LONGER

HAVE MEANING.

JESUS, SCALIA.

STOP POUTING FOR CHRIST'SSAKE, YOU ARE ACTING LIKE A

14-YEAR-OLD GOTH KID.

YOU KNOW, YOU LOST.

EVERYTHING IS NOTHING.

ALL IS CHAOS.

LIFE IS NAUGHT BUT A TURGIDMAELSTROM OF PAIN.

WORDS NO LONGER HAVE MEANING.

NOW OF COURSE REPUBLICANSWASTED NO TIME IN FIRING UP

THE OUTRAGE MACHINE.

MINUTES AFTER THE RULINGMARCO RUBIO TWEETED I REMAIN

COMMITTED TO REPEALING THISBAD LAW AND REPLACING IT.

WELL, YEAH, YOU GUYS, RUBIOIS NO QUITTER.

AT LEAST NOT UNTIL HE RUNSOUT OF MONEY AND HAS TO QUIT

THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE IN AFEW MONTHS, BAM!

SPOILER ALERT!

>> SORRY.

>> RAND PAUL SAYS THEDECISION TURNS BOTH THE RULE

OF LAW AND COMMON SENSE ONITS HEAD.

GOVERNOR JEB BUSH, FORINSTANCE, SAYS HE IS

DISAPPOINTED.

>> Larry: DISAPPOINTED?

YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED.

YOU KNOW, JEB BUSH, TOOBAD WORDS NO LONGER HAVE

MEANING.

YOU KNOW, WHAT I LOVE ABOUTPOLITICIANS IS THAT WHEN

SOMETHING DOESN'T GO THEIRWAY, CONSTITUTION IS BEING

IGNORED.

THE RULE OF LAW, COMMONSENSE TURNED ON THEIR HEAD

AND JIGGERY-POKERY ISRUNNING AROUND RAPING OUR PURE

APPLESAUCE. BEFORE YOU SEND ANYNASTY TWEETS,

REMEMBER, WORDS NO LONGERHAVE MEANING, YOU GUYS.

SUPREME COURT ALREADY RULEDON THIS.

OKAY, SO, THE REPUBLICANS CANGET MAD ALL THEY WANT.

IT DOESN'T SEEM TO BOTHER HIM.

I DON'T KNOWS WHAT'S GOINGON.

I MEAN HE'S KIND OF LIKETEFLON RIGHT NOW.

HAVE YOU NOTICED THIS.

THINGS JUST SLIDE RIGHT OFF.

LIKE LOOK WHAT HAPPENED LASTNIGHT AT THE WHITE HOUSE

WHEN SOMEBODY HECKLED HIM.

>> LISTEN, YOU'RE IN MYHOUSE.

(LAUGHTER)YOU'RE EATING MY HOR

D'OEUVRES.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

OKAY.

AND DRINKING THE BOOZE.

I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: DAMN, OBAMA.

ARE YOU LIVE FROM THE WHITEHOUSE OR THE APOLLO.

RIGHT?

I MEAN BUT BETWEEN THAT ANDHIM GOING UP AGAINST HIS OWN

PARTY ON TTP USING THE "N"WORD, POTUS IS DEFINITELY IN

A DIFFERENT ZONE.

ALL RIGHT.

IT'S TRUE, SO HERE TO SHEDSOME LIGHT ON THIS IS WHITE

HOUSE MEDIA RELATIONSBRANDING STRATEGY CONSULTANT

BLUEJASMINE STEEPLECHASE.

ALL RIGHT.

BLUEJASMINE, WELCOME TO THESHOW.

>> OH, LARRY, PLEASE, PLEASE,CALL ME BLUEJASMINE

STEEPLECHASE.

>> OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, BLUEJASMINESTEEPLECHASE.

I'M VERY EXCITED ARE YOUHERE BECAUSE I REALLY WANT

TO KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON.

I MEAN PRESIDENT OBAMA ISLIKE ON A ROLL RIGHT NOW.

>> YOU SAID IT, LARRY.

AND HE IS THRILLED ABOUT THESUPREME COURT'S DECISION.

I MEAN OBAMACARE IS THEPRESIDENT'S SECOND BIGGEST

INITIATIVE>> SECOND?

REALLY?

I DON'T REMEMBER, WHAT WASTHE FIRST.

>> OBAMA-DON'T-CARE.

ANYWAY, SO THE SUPREME COURT-- .

>> Larry: WAIT, WAIT,OBAMA-DON'T-CARE?

>> UH-HUH.

>> Larry: ARE YOU SAYINGOBAMA DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE

COUNTRY.

>> PLEASE DON'T PUT WORDS INMY MOUTH, LARRY.

OBAMA-DON'T-CARE CAN'T BEREDUCED TO AN EMOTION IT IS

MUCH MORE THAN THAT, IT IS ASCALEABLE CROSS PLATFORM

BRANDING STRATEGY FORIMPLEMENTING A DYNAMIC

OPTIC SHIFT DURING HIS LASTTWO YEARS IN OFFICE.

>> Larry: SO WHAT NOW?

>> IN LAYMAN'S TERMS, HEDONE HAD IT AND HE'S GOING

HAM.

>> Larry: HE'S GOING HAM.

>> YEAH, YEAH.

KANYE THING.

>> Larry: SO THIS ISN'T ANACTUAL PROGRAM.

THIS IS ABOUT HIS ATTITUDE?

>> OH, NO, IT'S A PROGRAM,LARRY, IT'S A PROGRAM ABOUT

HIS ATTITUDE.

OBAMACARE UPHELD TTP,SHUTTING DOWN THE HECKLERS,

THESE ARE ALL THE INITIALELEMENTS OF THE 18 MONTH

IMPLEMENTATION OF TAKING THEADMINISTRATION FROM HOPE

AND CHANGE TO OBAMA DON'T CARE.

>> Larry: THIS IS AMAZING SOTHIS WILL ONLY LAST FOR 18

MONTHS.

>> YEAH, UNTIL HE LEAVESOFFICE.

AFTER THAT WE WILL BE DONEWITH OBAMA-DON'T-CARE AND IT

WILL JUST BEOBAMA-DON'T-GIVE-A-[BLEEP].

>> Larry: THAT ACTUALLY DOESMAKE SENSE.

I HAVE TO SAY I'M SORRYBLUEJASMINE.

IT SEEMS LIKE HE'S GOING TOGET A LOT OF CRITICISM FOR

THIS, ARE YOU SAYING HE'SNOT ENGAGED IN BEING

PRESIDENT.

>> NO, QUITE THE OPPOSITE

HE'S ABSOLUTELY ENGAGED INLETTING PEOPLE KNOW THAT

OBAMA DON'T CARE.

WE'VE BEEN BUILDING TO THISFOR QUITE A WHILE.

>> Larry: HOW SO.

>> OBAMA-DON'T-CARE ISRESPONSIBLE FOR MANY OF THE

INITIATIVES YOU DIDN'TEVEN KNOW WERE PART OF THE

PROGRAM.

JETBLUE FLYING TO CUBA,OBAMA-DON'T-CARE.

DOJ INVESTIGATEDDING POLICEDEPARTMENTS

OBAMA-DON'T-CARE.

>> OBAMA SAYING [BLEEP] ON SOMEBODY'S POD

CAST, OBAMA DON'T CARE.

>> .

>> Larry: HOT DOG PIZZACRUST, OBAMA DON'T CARE.

>> Larry: OBAMA DON'T CARESOUNDS KIND OF AWESOME.

BLUEJASMINE STEEPLECHASE,LET ME JUST ASK YOU THIS,

WHAT ABOUT OBAMACARE.

DOES OBAMACARE ABOUTOBAMACARE?

>> ARE YOU KIDDING?

>> YOU THINK THE PRESIDENTISN'T HAPPY THAT 6.4 MILLION

PEOPLE WON'T LOSE THEIRHEALTH CARE?

THAT THEY WON'T SEE THEIRSUBSIDIES DISAPPEAR, THAT

THEY WON'T HAVE TO WORRYABOUT A BASIC HUMAN RIGHT?

>> Larry: SO OBAMA DOESCARE.

>> JUST KIDDING, OBAMA DON'TCARE.

>> Larry: BLUEJASMINESTEEPLECHASE, EVERYBODY.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Larry: WELCOME BACK.

NOW AS WE ALL KNOW ELECTIONSEASON CONTINUES TO HEAT UP

SO IT'S TIME FOR A QUICKCHECK-IN WITH THE

UNBLACKENING, ROLL IT.

>> THAT'S RIGHT, YOU GUYS,WE HAVE A NEW PRESIDENTIAL

CANDIDATE, LOUISIANAGOVERNOR BOBBY JINDAL

ANNOUNCED YESTERDAY,BECOMING THE 13th REPUBLICAN

TO OFFICIALLY JOIN THE RACE.

HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

NOW LISTEN, NOW, NOW SINCEONE OF THOSE CANDIDATES IS A

WOMAN, I CAN NOW REFER TOTHE REST OF THE REPUBLICAN

FIELD AS 12 ANGRY MEN.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I HAVE BEEN SITTING ON THATONE FOR A WHILE.

APPROXIMATELY FOR 45 YEARS.

GOOD TO FINALLY GET IT OUT.

OH, OH, THIS IS SO MUCH FUN.

OKAY SO, JINDAL ANNOUNCED,VIA NANNY CAM.

>> I THOUGHT A LOT ABOUTTHIS.

WE HAVE DECIDED WE ARE GOINGTO RUN FOR PRESIDENT.

>> Larry: WHAT IS THAT, TOCATCH A PRESIDENT?

WHAT-- THAT JUST LOOKEDCREEPY, RIGHT?

WHAT'S GOING ON OVER THERE.

I MEAN BUT HE OBVIOUSLY DIDTHIS SO HE COULD CATCH HIS

KID'S SPONTANEOUS REACTIONTO THE ANNOUNCEMENT.

OKAY SO, LET'S SEE THATAGAIN AND PAY ATTENTION TO

THE KIDS, OKAY.

>> THAT IS HOW THEY REACTED?

THAT IS YOUR BASE.

WELL, I DONE THINK THERE'SANY BETTER WAY TO SHOW YOU

ARE AN INSIGNIFICANTCANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT THAN

MAKING YOUR PRESIDENTIALANNOUNCEMENT SEEM COMPLETELY

INSIGNIFICANT.

DOESN'T MAKE ANY-- OH, OKAY,BY THE WAY, I HAVE TO SAY

THIS.

WE WATCHED THAT VIDEO A LOT,OKAY.

AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW,WE NOTICED SOMETHING, YOU

DON'T CATCH THIS THE FIRSTTIME YOU WATCH THE VIDEO BUT

IF YOU PLAY IT BACK A COUPLEOF TIMES YOU CAN TELL THERE

IS DEFINITELY SOMETHINGMOVING AROUND SO PLAY IT

AGAIN.

>> OKAY, LOOK, LOOK, RIGHTTHERE, RIGHT THERE, DO YOU

SEE IT?

DO YOU SEE IT?

OH MY GOSH, THAT LOOKS LIKE,WHAT WAS THAT THING CALLED,.

>> IT'S A-- NEGRO.

>> Larry: OH MY GOSH.

>> I TOLD YOU, LARRY, ITOLD YOU.

>> IT'S AN INCOG-NEGRO.

>> LIKE RACHEL DOLEZAL?

>> EXACTLY.

>> OKAY.

>> A WHITE WOMAN WHO DRESSESUP LIKE BLACK WOMEN.

I DEDICATED MY LIFE TOHUNTING THEM DOWN.

>> Larry: WOW.

BUT -->> THERE ARE MANY THAT EXIST

IN THE WILD.

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE, LARRY.

I'VE GOT TO GO UPDATE MYBLOG.

>> Larry: OKAY, ALL RIGHT,OKAY.

WOW.

WOW.

I HONESTLY THOUGHT THOSEDIDN'T EXIST.

I REALLY DID.

WELL, I THINK THE LESSONHERE IS CLEAR YOU GUYS.

EVEN IF YOU ARE MAKING AVIDEO TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT,

ALWAYS BE ON THE LOOKOUT FORINCOGNEGROS.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Larry: YEAH, WELCOME

BACK.

I'M HERE WITH MY PANELNIGHTLY SHOW CONTRIBUTOR,

YOU KNOW HIM, MIKE YARD.

COMEDIAN AND ACTOR AND HOSTOF THE HOORAY SHOW ARE

HORATIO, HORATIO SANZ.

(APPLAUSE)>> I LIKE THAT TITLE.

AN AUTHOR OF THE BOOK ZEALOTTHE LIFE AND TIMES OF JESUS

OF NAZARETH, RELIGIOUSSCHOLAR REZA ASLAN WITH.

>> BIG NEWS THIS WEEK.

BOSTON BOMBER TSARNAEV WASSENTENCED TO DEATH

YESTERDAY.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAUGHTTHIS.

AND-- THANK YOU.

OH, WOW.

VERY GOOD.

I AGREE WITH THOSE PEOPLE.

>> YEAH, YEAH!

>> WE HAD A SHOW ABOUT THAT.

IT WAS VERY INTERESTING.

WE CAN TALK ABOUT THAT TOOIF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT

IT.

BUT THIS IS WHAT ISINTERESTING TO ME.

HE APOLOGIZED, SOMEWHAT OFAN APOLOGY.

HERE'S PART OF IT.

HE SAID I'M SORRY FOR THELIVES THAT I'VE TAKEN, FOR

THE SUFFERING THAT I HAVECAUSED YOU AND THE DAMAGE

THAT I'VE DONE.

NOW I'M CONFUSED ABOUT THIS.

HE SHOWS NO REMORSE DURINGTHE TRIAL AT ALL.

HE KIND OF LIKE WAS MAKING AMOCKERY OF IT.

DOES THIS FEEL LIKE HE'SDOING THIS, I MEAN DOES

ANYBODY FEEL THIS IS SINCEREOR DOING IT JUST TO MAYBE

WIN AN APPEAL AGAINST THEDEATH PENALTY?

REZA, WHAT DO YOU THINKABOUT THAT?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

I THINK WE WOULD HAVEFORGIVEN HIM IF HE DIDN'T

BRING UP ALLAH, SO THEN FORGETIT

>> HE MENTIONED ALLAH SOFORGET IT.

ALLAH RUINED THE APOLOGY.

IT IS NOT REALLY AN APOLOGYIF YOU BRING UP ALLAH.

EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.

>> Larry: IT IS A CONFUSINGAPOLOGY, ACTUALLY.

HE KIND OF THANKED ALLAHAND-- IT WAS LIKE AN OSCAR

SPEECH, ONE OF THE -->> WHAT IS CONFUSING TO ME

IS THAT YOU CLAIM ALLAH WHENYOU DO THESE THINGS.

DO THIS IN THE NAME OFALLAH BUT AS SOON AS YOU GET

SENTENCED TO DEATH, ALLAH,PEACE AND EVERYTHING.

WHERE WAS PEACE BEFORE YOUGOT SENTENCED TO DEATH.

EVERYBODY FINDS GOD ANDA CONSCIENCE WHEN THEY KNOW

THEY'RE GOING TO DIE.

THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS.

>> Larry: IT IS KIND OFBRAND CONFUSION IF ALLAH TOLD

HIM TO DO THAT.

>> THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

>> Larry: I DON'T KNOW.

>> I WOULD HAVE TO RETHINKMY ALLEGIANCE TO ALLAH

BECAUSE IT'S CONFUSING.

ALLAH IS LIKE KILL THEM,ALLAH IS LIKE APOLOGIZE.

>> Larry: ALLAH, WE GOT TOGET OUR STORY STRAIGHT

BECAUSE THE LAST TIME ITALKED TO.

I DID MISUNDERSTAND.

>> FOR REAL.

>> Larry: THE THING THATCONFUSES ME IS WE HAD DYLANN

ROOF, THE CHARLESTONSHOOTER.

IT WAS A BIG DEAL, DESPITETHE FACT HE DID NOT

APOLOGIZE, THAT THE VICTIMSWERE FORGIVING OF HIM.

EVERYBODY WAS TALKING ABOUTHOW AMAZING IT WAS, THAT ALL

THIS FORGIVENESS FOR HIM.

AND YET WE'RE HAVING THISARGUMENT, THIS DEBATE ABOUT

WHETHER WE SHOULD ALSOFORGIVE TSARNAEV.

AND I'M JUST TRYING TOFIGURE OUT LIKE EXACTLY WHAT

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THETWO OF THEM ARE.

AND I CAN'T-- .

>> Larry: ARE YOU SAYINGTHEY FORGIVE THE WHITE BOY,

NOW THEY CAN FORGIVE THISGUY.

>> I CAN'T FORGIVE EITHERONE OF THEM.

>> Larry: I CAN'T GIVE UPFORGIVENESS LIKE THAT.

I DON'T-- WHY DO YOU THINKPEOPLE WANT TO FORGIVE.

HERE IS MY RULE OF IT, ANDTHIS IS JUST MY THING.

I SEE FORGIVENESS AS ATWO-WAY VENTURE.

I THINK SOMEONE ASKS FORFORGIVENESS AND THEN THE

SPIRITUAL THING TO DO IS TOEITHER BRANDT IT TO THEM OR

SAY SORRY, I CAN'T DO IT BUTI THINK IT'S A TWO WAY THING,

I THINK THIS JUST GIVING ITOUT.

PART OF IT I UNDERSTAND.

PART OF IT IS APSYCHOLOGICAL THING, I DON'T

WANT IT TO WEIGH ON ME.

BUT I DON'T THINK THAT'SFORGIVENESS.

>> IT'S ALSO LIKE TAKINGPOWER AND CONTROL OVER THE

SITUATION.

>> Larry: CORRECT.

>> THAT I CAN ACTUALLY DOSOMETHING ABOUT IT.

I CAN TAKE CONTROL OVER IT,BY GRANTING FORGIVENESS EVEN

IF YOU DON'T WANT IT, EVENIF YOU DON'T DESERVE IT.

>> I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OFPOWER.

>> IF YOU KILL SOMEONE YOUKNOW, THAT'S HARD TO FORGIVE,

BUT IF HE BLOWS OFF A TOE, ICAN FORGIVE THAT.

BECAUSE THEN I'M LOOKING ATA LIFETIME OF RETIREMENT

WHICH MEANS SITTING WITH MY FATB ALLS IN THE HOT TUB ALL DAY.

>> Larry: WITH NINE TOES.

>> BUT WHO IS LOOKING DOWNTHERE.

>> ARE YOU BETTER THAN ME.

I BELIEVE IN THE LAWS OFPHYSICS, EVERY ACTION THERE IS

AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITEREACTION.

YOU BLOW PEOPLE UP, YOUSTICK A NEEDLE IN YOUR

[BLEEP] ARM.

I'M SORRY THERE IS NO ONE INTHE LAWS OF PHYSICS WHERE IT

SAYS YOU HAVE TO SAY SORRY.

YOU BLOW SOMEONE, YOU GETA NEEDLE IN YOUR ARM.

>> THAT'S TRUE, THAT'S VERYTRUE.

>> Larry: VERY TRUE.

>> DOES IT MAKE A DIFFERENCEIF THE PERSON IS REMORSEFUL

AFTER THEY'RE PUNISHMENT.

LIKE DO YOU STILL GET THEDEATH PENALTY BECAUSE YOU

ARE SHOWING REMORSE?

>> IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BELIKE THAT.

THE LAW IS SUPPOSED TO BECOMPLETELY DISPASSIONATE.

BUT YOU KNOW, THROUGHOUT THEENTIRE SENTENCING THERE WAS

THIS WHOLE THING ABOUT, YOUKNOW, DOES HE DESERVE TO GO

TO PRISON FOREVER OR DOES HEDESERVE TO DIE.

THAT IS SORT OF LIKE THESTATE FORGIVENESS.

I DON'T WANT TO BRING UPDYLANN ROOF OVER AND OVER

AGAIN.

BUT I'M CURIOUS TO SEE WHATHAPPENS IN SOUTH CAROLINA

WHICH ALSO HAS THE DEATHPENALTY, WHETHER THIS GUY

WILL GET THE DEATH PENALTYOR WHETHER WE'LL JUST FORGET

ABOUT THAT, AND PUT HIM INPRISON.

BECAUSE HE'S NOT A TERRORIST,TSARNAEV SAY TERRORIST.

>> OF COURSE HE'S ATERRORIST.

>> THE FBI SAID HE'S NOT.

>> YOU'RE BEING SARCASTIC.

>> THE FBI SAID HE'S NOT ATERRORIST.

THE FBI SAID YOU CAN WALKINTO A CHURCH AS A WHITE

SUPREMACIST, RADICALLIZED BYAN IDEOLOGY, ASK BY NAME FOR

A STATE SENATOR, SHOOT HIMEXECUTION STYLE AND EIGHT

OTHER PEOPLE BUT YOU'RE NOTA TERRORIST.

>> Larry: LET ME SAY WHY THEFBI IS FULL OF [BLEEP]

BECAUSE THIS-- NO, BECAUSETHE KKK DID ACT LIKE THIS

ALL THE TIME.

CALLED THEMSELVES, THISIS-- PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE,

RACISTS OWNED THIS [BLEEP].

THEY CALLED THEMSELVES ATERRORIST GROUP.

THEY OWNED IT.

THERE IS SUCH A THING ASRACIAL TERRORISM.

>> OF COURSE.

"THE NEW YORK TIMES"YESTERDAY REPORTED THAT

SINCE 9/11 TWICE AS MANYPEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY HAVE

BEEN KILLED BY RACIST ANDWHITE SUPREMACISTS AND FAR

RIGHT ZEALOTS THAN BYISLAMIC TERRORISTS, THAT

DOESN'T EVEN INCLUDE PEOPLELIKE MICHAEL WAYNE PAGE WHO

WENT INTO A SIHK TEMPLE ANDKILLED PEOPLE, IT DOESN'T

INCLUDE THE DUDE WHO WAS ANANTI-GOVERNMENT ZEALOT WHO

FLEW A PLANE INTO AN IRSBUILDING KILLING A

GOVERNMENT AGENT.

NONE OF THOSE GUYS AREACTUALLY CALLED TERRORISTS.

AND YET, STILL, WE'REOBSESSED WITH TERRORISM AND

ISLAMIC TERRORISM.

ACCORDING TO THE FBI, YOUARE MORE LIKELY TO DIE BY

FAULTY FURNITURE THAN BY ATERRORIST, OKAY.

YOU'RE IN GREATER THREAT,OKAY, YOUR LAZY BOY IS-- .

>> Larry: THE LESSON IS WESHOULD PUT ALL OF OUR TRUST

ALWAYS IN THE FBI.

THANKS, PANEL.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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