A Leela of Her Own

  • Season 3, Ep 16
  • 04/07/2002

Leela becomes the first -- and worst -- female blernsball player.

Ah, this is why I love Earth.

Beautiful star-brightened day.

Friendly blernsball gamewith chum-pals.

So pleasant for everybody.

Oh!

Hit by a pitch.

Take your base.

Sorry about that.

I guess I needed a fewmore warm-up pitches.

( moans quietly )

No batter. No batter.

No batter anymore.

Take your base.

I didn't meanto hit you.

I have some troublewith depth perception.

Yeah, me, too, now.

BENDER:Hey, batter, batter, batter

hey, batter, batter,batter, hey, batter, batter...

Duck!

Take your base.

Please, lady,I want to live.

Can I use batto protect head?

Ow!

Apparently not.

( laughter and applause )

Check out the one-eyedbean machine.

Hooray!I make a score point!

Leela...

you beaned a run in.

You better letme pitch.

But I've got a no-hitter going.

( sighs )

You're right.

Here.

( groans )

( crowd cheering )

Don't take her out.

She's a firecracker.

Excuse me.

I'd liketo talk to you.

Am I under arrest?

Wait. I know you.

You're the sleazebag

who owns the UltimateRobot Fighting League.

Not anymore.

Now I'm the sleazebagwho owns the New New York Mets.

The Mets?

Those bums areworse than me.

Close to it.

But they don't drawa crowd like you.

Which is why I wantto sign you to the team.

Oh, you mean...

I'd be the first womanever to play

major league blernsball?

Well, yeah, but basicallyyou'd just be a publicity stunt.

I figure a one-eyed ladyskull-buster

might bring outthe freak show crowd.

Wow! The first woman everto play major league blernsball.

Kid, that was great.

You got us more publicity

than a cowboyin a shark tank.

Poor Tex.He was quite a shark.

( gasps )

( static )

Hey! Hey!Hey!Come on!

I win.

Oop, sorry.

( generator starts )

Bender, how did you get in here?

As your agent,

I have access toyou at all times.

Since when are you my agent?

( cell phone ringing )Quiet. Call coming in.

Yes?

A big endorsement dealfor Leela? How much?

Hey, you put a one and two zerosin front of that or we pass.

Deal.

Bender, that's great!

How much did you get me?

$100.

( woodenly ):As a pitcher, I serve upplenty of beanballs,

so I know good beanswhen I see them.

Bean-Bay Beans,they're the beaniest.

Cut!

CROWD ( chanting ):Bean! Bean! Bean! Bean!

UECKER:In very short order

Leela has become a fan favorite.

( crowd cheering )

( sirens wailing )

( phone ringing )You're the best, babe.Hang on. Call coming in.

What's that?

Hey, you put a one and two zerosin front of that or we pass.

Deal.

So, what did you get me?

A thousand and one pesos.

You so muy malo en lanzar

pero yo soy muy bueno en comer frijoles.

Come los Bean-Bay frijoles.

Los frijoles de los reyes.

Cut! Okay, now do one

with the bean suit on.

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