Bender's Big Score Pt. 4

  • Season 0, Ep 4
  • 03/23/2008

Fry discovers the truth about himself and Leela's fiance; Bender becomes an unlikely hero.

♪ Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ We took your stuff... ♪

LEELA:All aboard for Neptune.

Thanks for the planet,suckers.

(pained groans)

(all screaming)

(chattering):It's so cold my processoris running at peak efficiency.

What are you,a whining machine?

If you want to worryabout something,

worry aboutthe yetis.

Yetis?

(yetis howling)

Oh, yetis.

(roaring)

(all screaming)

(battle cry)

Don't mess with me,you ice-crapping snow-honkies.

I just got dumped.

(whimpering)

Hyah!

(yelling)

Sweet yeti ofthe Serengeti,

she's gone Crazy Eddiein the head-y.

(yelling)

(moaning crazily)

Is that normal?No.

Perhaps if we were to cookand eat her slightly...

Leave her alone.

She just needs meto cheer her up.

Want to sword fight, girl?

(moaningexcitedly)

(splashing)

Hmm, that male narwhal seemsto be upsetting her.

Get us out of here, Captain.

Full fast ahead.

Damn whalekeepers.

GORE:Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,whoa, whoa, whoa...

(shots blipping)

LEELA: It's hopeless!

I can't coordinatethis many ships!

HERMES:Perhaps I can help!

Professor, can you wire my headdirectly into the battle grid?

I can wire anythingdirectly into anything.

I'm the Professor!

Then prepare to seea bureaucrat's brain in action.

(theme music plays)

(Hermes grunting to the beat)

♪ ♪

(shots pinging)

Finally, I get to save the Earthwith deadly lasers

instead of deadly slide shows.

♪ ♪

(explosion)

(all yelling)

(pained scream)

(yelling and screaming continue)

♪ ♪

(rapid gunfire and explosions)

(engines whooshing loudly)

(engines whooshing)

♪ ♪

(rockets whizzing)

(tinkling music box tune plays)

(music stops)

Kwa-zang!

(all cheering)Ha, I did it!

I saved Earthand won back my woman.

Right, woman?

Oh, Hermes!Mmm! (kisses)