Fry discovers the truth about himself and Leela's fiance; Bender becomes an unlikely hero.
♪ Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ We took your stuff... ♪
LEELA:All aboard for Neptune.
Thanks for the planet,suckers.
(chattering):It's so cold my processoris running at peak efficiency.
What are you,a whining machine?
If you want to worryabout something,
worry aboutthe yetis.
Don't mess with me,you ice-crapping snow-honkies.
I just got dumped.
Sweet yeti ofthe Serengeti,
she's gone Crazy Eddiein the head-y.
Is that normal?No.
Perhaps if we were to cookand eat her slightly...
Leave her alone.
She just needs meto cheer her up.
Want to sword fight, girl?
Hmm, that male narwhal seemsto be upsetting her.
Get us out of here, Captain.
Full fast ahead.
GORE:Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,whoa, whoa, whoa...
LEELA: It's hopeless!
I can't coordinatethis many ships!
HERMES:Perhaps I can help!
Professor, can you wire my headdirectly into the battle grid?
I can wire anythingdirectly into anything.
I'm the Professor!
Then prepare to seea bureaucrat's brain in action.
(theme music plays)
(Hermes grunting to the beat)
Finally, I get to save the Earthwith deadly lasers
instead of deadly slide shows.
(yelling and screaming continue)
(rapid gunfire and explosions)
(engines whooshing loudly)
(tinkling music box tune plays)
(all cheering)Ha, I did it!
I saved Earthand won back my woman.
Oh, Hermes!Mmm! (kisses)