In this episode, the Dow hits 10,000. People were celebrating in the streets -- unless those were unemployment lines. Then I tap into the youth culture and ask them how to turn off my iPhone. Plus my guest, Jerry Mitchell, investigates unsolved crimes from the civil rights era. Oh crap, I stole a Milky Way bar in 1968. Barack Obama is sending each senior citizen $250 inside 50 birthday cards. This is The Colbert Report.