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The List

The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates all the boys' looks. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results. (21:28)

FELLAS, FELLAS !

IT'S-- OH, MY GOD !

YOU'RE NOT GONNABELIEVE THIS !

DUDE, BUTTERS,CALM DOWN.

OKAY, OKAY.

I WAS TALKING TOPETE RICHMOND,

AND HE SAID THATDANNY CHATSWICK SAID

THAT HIS SISTER TOLD HIM THATTHE GIRLS IN OUR CLASS

HAVE A LIST THATRATES EVERY BOY'S LOOKS

FROM CUTEST TOUGLIEST !

SO WHO DO THEYSAY IS THE CUTEST ?

I DON'T KNOW !

WHO DO THEY SAYIS THE UGLIEST ?

I DON'T KNOW !

IT'S LIKEA GIRL THING.

THEY WON'T LET ANYBODYSEE THE LIST BUT THEM.

( all whispering )

( giggling )

THEY CAN'T DO THAT.

WHO ARE THEY TO JUDGEUS ON HOW WE LOOK ?

YEAH, YOU THINK THEYRATE US JUST FOR LOOKS

OR THEY TAKE PERSONALITYINTO ACCOUNT ?

IF IT'S JUST LOOKS,THEN I THINK I'M SAFE.

YOU GUYS, WHO CARESIF THE GIRLS

MADE SOME STUPID LIST ?

GIRLS MAKEDUMB LISTS ALL THE TIME.

YEAH, KYLE'S RIGHT,SCREW IT.

WE HAVE BETTERTHINGS TO WORRY ABOUT.

YOU'RE JUST SAYING THATBECAUSE YOU KNOW

YOU'RE GONNA BEVERY LAST ON THE LIST.

OH, PLEASE, I DON'TTHINK SO, CRAIG.

CHICKS THINK I'MWAY HOTTER THAN YOU.

YOU DON'T THINK THEY'D PUT

THE FAT TUB OF LARDAT THE BOTTOM ?!

NO, BECAUSE CHICKSKNOW I'M NOT FAT, I'M BUFF.

THEY PROBABLY PUT YOU ATTHE BOTTOM OF THE LIST,

'CAUSE YOU HAVEF--KED UP TEETH.

OR KENNY 'CAUSE HE'S POOR.

THEY DIDN'T PUT MEAT THE BOTTOM.

DID THEY ?

KENNY, FACE IT, GIRLS DON'T WANNA EAT POP-TARTS FOR DINNER

EVERY NIGHT WHENTHEY GET MARRIED.

YOU DON'T THINKTHEY SAID

I'M THE UGLIEST BOYIN THE CLASS, DO YOU ?!

IF THEY DID, MY PARENTSWILL GROUND ME.

YOU GUYS, DO YOU REALLY CAREWHAT A BUNCH OF GIRLS

HAVE TO SAY ABOUTHOW YOU RANK IN LOOKS ?

ALL RIGHT, BEBE,LET'S SEE THE LIST.

WHAT ?

YOU KNOW WHAT I'MTALKING ABOUT, BITCH !

THE LIST WHERE YOU RATETHE LOOKS OF EACHBOY IN THE CLASS.

THAT'S NOT FORBOYS TO LOOK AT.

IT'S A SECRET GIRL LIST,AND YOU CAN'T SEE IT.

CRAIG IS ONTHE BOTTOM, RIGHT ?

OR IS IT KENNY, 'CAUSE YOU'DBE EATING POP-TARTS FOR DINNER

IF YOU MARRIED HIM ?

I'M NOT TELLING.

AND ANYWAY I'M NOTTHE LIST KEEPER.

NELLY IS.

AND NELLY WILL NEVER LET YOULOOK AT IT, SO THERE.

PFPFPFPT !

PFFPFPFPPTTT !

F--K YOU, BEBE !

F--KING, BITCH !

WELL, I GUESS WE'RENEVER GONNA

GET THAT LISTFROM THE GIRLS.

SCREW THAT, DUDE.

WE'RE GUYS--WE CAN OUT THINK THEM.

THAT CHICK NELLY IS THE ONE

WHO IS IN CHARGE OF HOLDINGTHE LIST, RIGHT ?

SHE APPARENTLY KEEPS ITIN A PURPLE PEACHY FOLDER

AND WE NEED A PLAN TOGET IT FROM HER.

THIS IS WHAT I CALL

OPERATION:CANNOT POSSIBLY FAIL.

NEAT-O !

AT 1:00 P.M TOMORROW,

NELLY WILL HAVE TO WALK FROMHOME EC. TO SOCIAL STUDIES.

THAT'S OURBEST TIME TO STRIKE.

AS SHE MAKES HER WAYTHROUGH HALLWAY 3,

CRAIG WILL BE READY WITHA DISTRACTION DEVICE HERE.

WHEN SHE STOPS AND TURNS TOCRAIG IN THE HALLWAY,

BUTTERS WILL RUN UPAND KICK HER IN THE BALLS.

OKAY !

ONCE BUTTERSKICKS HER IN THE BALLS,

SHE'LL FALL TO THE FLOOR,DROPPING THE PEACHY,

AND KENNY WILL SWOOPIN FROM CORRIDOR 3 DELTA

AND GRAB THE PEACHY.

ARE WE GOOD ?

( school bell ringing )

( horn blowing )

OW !

WHAT DID YADO THAT FOR ?!

HEY, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM,ASSHOLE ?!

BAIL, BAIL !

OKAY, OUR MISSION FAILED,BUT WE'VE LEARNED A LOT.

PRIMARILY THATGIRLS DO NOT HAVE BALLS.

THEY SURE DON'T.

NEVER MIND, BECAUSEWE ARE GOING TO PLAN "B",

ONE THAT I CALL

OPERATION: CANNOT POSSIBLYFAIL A SECOND TIME.

WHEN NELLY LEAVESTHE CAFETERIA FOR RECESS,

KENNY WILL JUMP IN FRONT OFHER AND SPIT ON THE GROUND--

YA THINK MAYBE GIRLSKEEP THEIR BALLS

ON THE INSIDEOF THEIR TUMMIES ?

BUTTERS, WE'RE DONE TALKINGABOUT GIRLS' BALLS RIGHT NOW.

PAY ATTENTION.

( school bell ringing )

WE GOT IT !

WE GOT IT !

WE GOT THE LISTFROM THE GIRLS !

GIVE THAT BACK,YOU DIRTY BUTTHOLES !

TAPE IT TOTHE WALL, KENNY,

JASON, WATCH THE DOOR !

LET ME SEE !WHO'S FIRST, WHO'S FIRST ?HURRY, GET IT OUT THERE !

( Clyde )HOW IS IT SET UP ?!

IT'S LISTED IN ORDERFROM CUTEST TO UGLIEST.

CLYDE'S NUMBER ONE.

ME ?

I'M THE CUTEST ?

AND THEN TOKENAND THEN ME.

I'M NUMBER TWO, WOW !

( Butters )COME ON, LET ME SEE,LET ME SEE !

OH, BOY,I'M NUMBER 11 !

WHOOPIE !

NUMBER 11 !

HA !LOOK AT THAT !

I'M HOTTER THANYOU, FATSO !

WHAT ?!THAT'S BULLCRAP !

WOO-HOO !

OH, SO BIG DEAL, GUYS.

YOU FEEL BETTER NOW ?

CLYDE'S THE BEST-LOOKINGKID IN THE CLASS,

AND THEN TOKEN AND STAN,

AND LAST ISFRANCIS, CARTMAN, AND...

ME ?

YOU'RE LAST, DUDE !

HA-HA-HA-HA-HA !

NO WAY.YES WAY !

CHECK IT OUT !

HA-HA-HA-HA-HA !

CARTMAN, LAY OFF.

YOU'RE NEXT TO LAST.SO ?

I'M HOTTER THAN KYLE !

I'M BETTER LOOKINGTHAN KYLE !

YES !

♪ I'M HOTTERTHAN KY-LE ♪

♪ I'M HOTTER THANKY-LE ♪♪

I'M LAST... LAST ?

DUDE, IT'S JUSTA STUPID LIST, REMEMBER ?

I GOT VOTED THE UGLIEST BOYIN THE WHOLE CLASS ?

WHO CARES WHATDUMB GIRLS THINK, RIGHT ?

I'M NOT THE UGLIESTKID THE CLASS !

KYLE BROFLOVSKI IS !

WELL, GOOD FOR YOU,BUTTERS.

WAY TO GO, CHAMP.

WHOOPIE !

WELL, GUESS WE DON'THAVE TO GROUND HIM.

YOU'VE BARELYTOUCHED YOUR KNISHES.

THE GIRLS AT SCHOOL--

THEY MADE A LIST AND VOTEDME THE UGLIEST BOY.

WHAT ?!THAT'S RIDICULOUS !

MY LITTLE BOOBALAIS ADORABLE !

LOOK, I KNOW I'M NOTTHE BEST-LOOKING GUY IN TOWN,

BUT I DIDN'T THINK I WASTHE VERY UGLIEST.

YOU'RE NOT UGLY, KYLE.

YOU'RE MY PERFECTLITTLE MAN.

YOU LOOK JUSTLIKE YOUR FATHER.

OH, GOD I DO ?!

BUT HE HAS HISMOTHER'S NOSE.

AHGHG !

KYLE, YOU ARE VERY HANDSOMEAND PERFECT IN EVERY WAY.

IKE, IKE,YOU HAVE TO BE HONEST.

AM I UGLY ?YES OR NO ?

YOU ALL THINK I'M UGLY !

JESUS CHRIST, THE LEAST YOUCOULD HAVE DONE IS TOLD ME !

KYLE, COME BACK HERE !

( knocking )

I'M BETTER LOOKINGTHAN YOU !

THE GIRLS THINK I'M BETTERLOOKING THAN YOU, KYLE !

( sighing )

DUDE, KYLE,CAN YOU HEAR ME ?

THEY TOTALLY THINK I'MHOTTER THAN YOU ARE !

KYLE !

KYLE, I'M MOREATTRACTIVE !

KYLE...

HEY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON ?

WHAT'S GOING ON ?

HEY.

OH, YEAH, HEY,WHAT'S UP ?

WHAT'S GOING ON ?

NICE.

( school bell ringing )

( snickering )

THERE HE IS.

HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON ?

HEY, CLYDE.HEY, CLYDE.

HEY.HI, CLYDE.

WHAT'S GOING ON ?

( chuckling )

HEY, UGLY !

( laughing )

HEY, KYLE.

LOOK, MAN,IT DOESN'T MATTER

WHAT PEOPLE THINK, OKAY ?

Y'KNOW, ABRAHAM LINCOLNWAS SUPER-UGLY TOO,

BUT LOOK WHATHE ACCOMPLISHED.

CHIN UP, COWBOY.

HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON ?OH, NOT MUCH...

HEY, NICE...NICE, EARS !

PIZZA FACE !

HA HA HAA...

BUTTERS,THAT'S NOT COOL, MAN.

HE CAN'T HELPHOW HE LOOKS.

KYLE, I WAS GOING TO SUGGESTTHAT MAYBE YOU SHOULD...

HANG OUT WITH THE OTHERUGLY KIDS IN THE SCHOOL.

BECAUSE IF YOUHANG OUT WITH THEM,

YOU WON'T STAND OUTSO MUCH, RIGHT ?

COOL.

HEY.

HELLO.

( slurping )

ARE YOU GOING TOEAT YOUR PICKLE ?

( crunch )( munch-munch )

( crunch )

HA HA AHAHAHAHAA !

COULD SOMEBODY TOSSTHE FOOTBALL BACK ?

IT'S OVER THERENEXT TO THE UGLY KIDS !

I HATE COMING TODE SCHOOL.

IT MAKES ME ANGWY.

YEAH.

SOMETIMES I JUSTWADDA BAWN IT DOWN.

BAWN THE WHOLE SCHOOL DOWNTO THE GWOUND !

NO.

YOU KNOW WHAT ?SCREW THIS !

WE AREN'T UGLY.

WE'RE NOT ?

NO !

MAYBE WE JUST NEED A LITTLEIMAGE CHANGE, YOU KNOW ?

LIKE A MAKEOVER !

HEY, YEAH !

LIKE YOU !

MAYBE YOU NEED TOJUST LET YOUR HAIR DOWN.

AND LET'S SEE HOW YOU LOOKWITHOUT THOSE GLASSES.

LET'S JUSTPUT THOSE BACK ON.

( sighing )

I KNOW, THAT SONGIS SO AWESOME.

UH, WENDY,COULD I TALK TO YOU ?

OF COURSE, STAN.

JUST FOR A MINUTE,OVER HERE.

YOU THINK HE'S GONNA BEGHER TO COME BACK TO HIM ?

THIS ISA NICE SURPRISE.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVERSPEAKING TO ME AGAIN.

YEAH, WELL, I WANNATALK TO YOU

ABOUT THISLIST YOU GIRLS MADE.

WHICH ONE ?WE MAKE LISTSALL THE TIME.

THE ONE WHERE YOU RATEDTHE BOYS LOOKS IN THE CLASS.

LOOK, IT REALLY MESSEDKYLE UP, OKAY ?

HOW COULD YOUVOTE HIM THE UGLIEST ?

WELL, PERSONALLY, I DIDN'TVOTE HIM THE UGLIEST.

MY VOTE WASFOR ERIC CARTMAN.

BUT ENOUGH OF THE OTHER GIRLSMUST HAVE THOUGHT THAT--

SO IT WASN'T UNANIMOUS.

MAYBE YOU CANJUST CHANGE THE LIST.

CHANGE THE LIST ?

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAWHAT THAT WOULD TAKE ?

MAYBE YOU DON'T UNDERSTANDHOW IMPORTANT

LIST-MAKING IS TO GIRLS.

IT'S NOT JUST SOMETHINGWE DO FLIPPANTLY.

THERE'S PROTOCOL.

CAN'T WE JUST TALK TO ALLTHE GIRLS WHO MADE THE LIST

AND FIND OUT WHY THEYVOTED KYLE LAST ?

ALL RIGHT,I'LL TRY TO GET YOU IN

TO OUR NEXT LIST-MAKINGMEETING,

BUT IT WON'T BE EASY.

( gavel banging,chimes ringing )

TODAY'S LIST MEETINGIS CALLED TO ORDER.

REBECCA, YOU HAVE THE FLOOR.

IF IT PLEASESAND SPARKLES,

I SUGGEST WE CONTINUEDELIBERATIONS ON LIST 47-D:

"WHICH GIRL HASTHE CUTEST PURSE."

REBECCA MOVESWE WORK ON LIST 47-D.

DOES THAT SPARKLE WITHALL THE GIRLS ?

SUNSHINE.SUNSHINE.SUNSHINE.SUNSHINE.

DELIBERATING WHICH GIRLHAS THE CUTEST PURSE.

MILLY HAS THE FLOOR.

IF IT PLEASES AND SPARKLES,

I WOULD LIKE TO SUBMITTHAT JENNIFER'S PURSE

IS BY FAR THE CUTEST.

DEFINITELYCUTER THAN THERESA'S.

I DON'T THINKANYBODY HERE DISAGREES

THAT JENNIFER'S PURSE ISCUTER THAN THERESA'S,

BUT IT DOESN'TMAKE IT THE CUTEST.

THE COMMITTEEHAS ALREADY DECIDED

THAT NOTHING WITH STRIPESCAN BE IN

THE TOP-FIVE CUTEST PURSES.

SUNSHINE SPARKLE,WENDY HAS THE FLOOR.

IF IT PLEASESAND SPARKLES,

I WOULD LIKE TOSUGGEST THAT WE...

THAT WE REOPEN LAST WEEK'SLIST FOR DEBATE.

REOPEN LAST WEEK'S LIST ?

IS SHE CRAZY ?!

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,COME BEFORE THE RAINBOW RAILING.

GO AHEAD.

UH... I WAS JUST THINKINGTHAT MAYBE YOU VOTED

A LITTLE HASTILYON THE CUTEST BOY.

YOU THOUGHT YOUSHOULD BE NUMBER ONE ?

NO !

LET ME ASSURE YOU THAT

NO LIST IS MADE HASTILYBY THIS COMMITTEE.

HE DIDN'T MEAN THAT.

HE WAS JUST SAYINGMAYBE WE SHOULD

OPEN IT UPAGAIN FOR DISCUSSION.

I CANNOT, BY SPARKLE LAW,

MOVE TO HAVE AN OLDLIST INVESTIGATED.

HOWEVER, IF YOUCAN FIND RECOURSE

FOR SUCH AN INQUIRY, WENDY,I WOULD REVIEW IT.

DOES THAT SPARKLEWITH ALL THE GIRLS ?

SUNSHINE.SUNSHINE.SUNSHINE.SUNSHINE.

THEY ALL LAUGH AT ME...

AND THE GIRLS GIGGLEBEHIND MY BACK...

UNABLE TO EVEN GLANCEAT MY DISFIGURED FACE.

( man )DO NOT BURN DOWNTHE SCHOOL, KYLE.

WHO SAID THAT ?

I DID.

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM ?

ABRAHAM LINCOLN ?

I AM ABRAHAM LINCOLN.

BURNING DOWN THE SCHOOLWILL NOT SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS.

YOU THINK YOU'VE BEEN CHEATEDBECAUSE YOU ARE UGLY,

BUT I AM HERE TOSHOW YOU OTHERWISE.

COME, THERE ISMUCH TO SEE.

I WANT YOU TOLOOK IN HERE.

THIS WOMAN ISNANCY PINKERTON.

AS A CHILD, SHE WASCONSISTENTLY VOTED

THE MOST BEAUTIFULGIRL IN HER ENTIRE SCHOOL.

HER LIFE AS A YOUTHWAS FILLED WITH PRAISES

AND EVERYTHING BEINGHANDED TO HER.

BOYS TOLD HER SHEWAS SPECIAL,

SHE WAS FUNNY,SHE WAS INTERESTING.

BUT THAT'S ONLY BECAUSESHE WAS HOT.

IT WASN'T UNTILSHE REACHED AGE 40,

WHEN HER LOOKS STARTEDTO FADE,

THAT SHE LEARNEDSHE WAS ACTUALLY

ABOUT AS INTERESTINGAND SPECIAL AS A WET CARROT.

THIS IS THE HOME OF YOURNEW UGLY FRIEND, YAMAL.

BECAUSE HE'S UGLY, HE GETSNOTHING HANDED TO HIM.

HE HAS TO WORK ATMAKING SOMETHING OF HIMSELF.

BUT THAT WORK IS GONNAPAY OFF WHEN HE'S AN ADULT.

Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALHE WILL HAVE CHARACTER:

SOMETHING KIDS WHO ARE HOTRARELY DEVELOP.

LIKE YOUR CLASSMATE CLYDE.

NOW THAT HE KNOWSHE'S GOOD LOOKING,

HE DOESN'T HAVE TO MAKE ANYEFFORT TO BE SPECIAL.

NO, REBECCA'SJUST A FRIEND.

I WANNA BE WITH YOU NOW.

SURE, YEAH, I'LL BUYYOU SOME SHOES TOO.

NOW HIS LIFEWILL BE ABOUT GIRLS,

CHATTING WITH THEMON THE PHONE

AND BUYING THEM SHOES.

HE WILL MOST LIKELYMARRY VERY YOUNG

AND NOTREALIZE UNTIL AGE 40

THAT HE'S A TOTAL DOUCHE.

AND SO YOU SEE, KYLE,

IT IS ACTUALLY THE BEAUTIFULKIDS WHO ARE CURSED.

BUT I CAN'T WAIT TOBE AN ADULT TO BE HAPPY.

THAT'S FOREVER FROM NOW.

YOU MUST BE PATIENT.

JUST TAKE ME HOME.

I DON'T WANT TO BE HEREANYMORE.

TAKE ME HOME !

( sighs )VERY WELL.

KYLE, YOU NEED TO THINKABOUT WHAT I'VE TOLD YOU.

I DON'T WANT TO.

I DON'T WANT ANYBODYTELLING ME

HOW TO FEEL ANYMORE !

WELL, THEN YOU'REJUST A F--KING ASSHOLE !

WAIT, STAN, I THINKI'VE GOT SOMETHING !

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.

DURING FINAL DELIBERATIONOF THE LIST FOR CUTEST BOY,

SEVEN GIRLS GAVE CLYDE

A GLITTER RATINGOF ONLY ONE SPARKLE !

I HAVE NO IDEA WHATYOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

IT DOESN'T ADD UP.

IT IS POSSIBLE THAT REBECCAMADE A MISTAKE

WHEN SHE TALLIEDTHE SUNSHINE VOTES

ONTO THE FINAL LIST !

( knocking )

OH, HEY, WENDY !

HEY, REBECCA !

DO YOU STILL HAVETHE VOTER CARDS

FOR THE LIST THATRATED THE BOYS LOOKS ?

OH, WENDY, WE'RE DONEWITH THAT LIST.

I KNOW, BUT I THINKTHERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE.

SIX OF THE GIRLSI'VE TALKED TO

DIDN'T VOTECLYDE THE CUTEST.

THAT MEANS THAT MATHEMATICALLYHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN--

ALL RIGHT, YOU NEED TOSTOP DIGGING AROUND, WENDY.

YOU MIGHT NOT LIKEWHAT YOU FIND.

JUST BACK OFFAND STOP ASKING QUESTIONS.

YOU'RE GETTING CLOSETO A SECRET

THAT I DON'TTHINK YOU CAN HANDLE.

LET IT GO.

THAT DIDN'T SPARKLEWITH HER, DID IT ?

ONE CANISTER OFPROPANE,

SIX CANS OF LIGHTER FLUID,

SEVEN GALLONS OFHIGH-OCTANE KEROSENE,

AND A BOX OF MATCHES.

OKAY, IS THATEVERYTHING, LITTLE BOY ?

THAT SHOULDJUST ABOUT DO IT.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO PUT THIS ONYOUR TRU VALUE CARD TODAY ?

HONORARY CHAIR,MISSES SECRETARY,

HAS TAMPEREDWITH ONE OF OUR LISTS.

I'VE COMPILED A FULL REPORTAND IT TURNS OUT THAT

NOBODY VOTED CLYDETHE CUTEST IN THE CLASS.

I BELIEVE REBECCACHANGED THE LIST

TO MAKE HIM NUMBER ONE.

WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT ?

RIGHT AFTERTHE LIST WAS MADE,

REBECCA STARTED GOING OUTWITH CLYDE.

YOU CAN READ ALLTHE DISCREPANCIES IN HERE.

WE NEED TO REMAKETHAT LIST.

YOU JUST COULDN'TLET IT GO.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?

CALL THE GIRLS IN !

I'M AFRAID WE CAN'TDO THAT, WENDY.

DID YOU KNOW, WENDY,THAT CLYDE'S FATHER OWNS

THE SHOE STOREAT THE MALL ?

A LOT OF US HAVEALWAYS WANTED TO DATE CLYDE

TO GET FREE SHOES,

BUT WE COULDN'T BECAUSE HEWASN'T POPULAR ENOUGH.

YOU KNEW ?

UNFORTUNATELY,THE MEMBERS VOTED CLYDE

IN THE BOTTOM FIVEOF THE LIST.

THAT'S WHY WE HADTO MANIPULATE THE VOTES,

FORGE A NEW LIST,

AND HIDETHE REAL ONE.

SO THAT YOU ALL COULD JUSTIFYDATING CLYDE AND GET SHOES ?

HOW DARE YOU TAKEADVANTAGE OF YOUR POSITION !

I'M GOING TO TELL BEBE

AND HAVE YOU BOTH DISBARREDFROM THE LIST COMMITTEE !

BEBE ?

WHO DO YOU THINKAUTHORIZED THE BUYOUT ?

NO, NOT BEBE.

SHE'S DATING CLYDE NOW.

NOBODY LOVES SHOESMORE THAN HER.

WHAT'S GOING ON ?

WHEN THE OTHER GIRLS FIND OUTYOU IGNORED THEIR VOTES--

YOU REALLY THINKTHEY'LL BELIEVE YOU

OVER THE HEADSOF COMMITTEE ?

WE'LL SIMPLYGENERATE A NEW LIST:

"BIGGEST LIARS".

AND PUT YOUAT THE TOP.

DO YOURSELFA FAVOR, WENDY.

JUST LET IT GO AND KEEPYOUR LITTLE MOUTH SHUT.

I DON'T THINK SO.

UGHG !

STAN, RUN !

JESUS, DUDE !

HEY, KID,HAVE YOU SEEN KYLE ?

WE'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE

AND WE HAVE TOSHOW HIM SOMETHING.

HE'S BURNING DOWNDE SCHOOL.

WHAT ?

HE SAID HE'S GONNA BURNTHE SCHOOL DOWN TO THE GWOUND.

( thunder )

ALL THE CRUEL JOKESAND RIDICULE

WILL FINALLY BE OVER !

ARE YOUHAPPY NOW, GOD ?!

YOU MADE ME LOOKLIKE THIS !

KYLE, KYLE, DON'T !

DON'T TRYAND STOP ME, STAN !

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT FEELS

TO BE A DEFORMEDMONSTROSITY !

THE LIST WASA FORGERY, KYLE !

HUH ?

IT DIDN'T SPARKLEWITH ALL THE GIRLS.

WE HAVE THE REAL LIST !

( gun cocking )

THAT'S ABOUTFAR ENOUGH !

GIVE ME THAT LIST,WENDY.

STAN, WHAT IS GOING ON ?!

IT WAS ABOUT SHOES, KYLE.

THE GIRLS WANTEDSHOES SO THEY SET YOU UP.

KYLE WAS SIMPLY A CASUALTY.

TO MOVE CLYDE MEANT CRAIGHAD TO BE MOVED TO NUMBER 12,

WHICH MOVED JIMMY DOWNAND MOVED JASON UP.

SO WHAT NUMBER WAS I ?

YOU'VE COMPROMISEDEVERYTHING,

OUR LISTS' INTEGRITY !

DID YOU SEETHESE SHOES, WENDY ?

THEY'RE INCREDIBLE.

IT DOESN'T MATTER HOWINCREDIBLE THEY ARE.

YOU CAN'T--

OH, MY GOD,THOSE ARE AMAZING.

RIGHT ?!

IS THAT A LACEACROSS THE TOP ?

NO, IT'S A LITTLE STRAP !

WENDY !

OH, BUT ITDOESN'T MATTER !

YOU TOOK IT TOO FAR !

IF YOU HADN'T GONEALL NANCY DREW ON US

THIS WOULD HAVE JUSTGONE AWAY.

SHE'S GONNA KILL US ?

IT'S TOO LATE, BEBE.

I'VE ALREADYMADE A FULL REPORT

AND SENT A COPYTO THE POLICE.

PEOPLE WILL KNOW.

OH, PLEASE,YOU'RE LYING.

( sirens blaring )

( man on megaphone )Give it up, Bebe.

We know all about it.

The list wascompromised.

Kyle Broflovski is notthe ugliest boy in the class.

( grunting )

( gunshot fired )

WENDY !

AGH !

WAIT !

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHINGWRONG !

YOU CAN EXPLAINALL THAT DOWNTOWN.

HERE, KYLE.

WE'VE BEENTHROUGH A LOT,

BUT YOU CAN FINALLY SEE WHEREYOU REALLY ARE ON THE LIST.

YOU SURE YOU'REOKAY WITH THIS, KYLE ?

I'M SURE.

ABE LINCOLN WAS RIGHT.

I DON'T WANNA FIND OUTI'M GOOD LOOKING

AND BECOME A TOTAL----- WHEN I GROW UP.

ABE LINCOLN ?

STAN, IT'S BEEN REALLY GREATHANGING OUT WITH YOU AGAIN.

I FEEL LIKE YOU'VECHANGED SOMEHOW...

IN A REALLY AWESOME WAY.

YEAH, WELL...

I GUESS A LOT OFTHINGS CHANGE, DON'T THEY ?

BLEAHHH !

BLEAAAAH !