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Pleep Ploop

George and Gil contemplate leaving New York, Dr. Armond appears on a matchmaking show, and "Show Us Your Songs" auditions people from across the commonwealth. (21:15)

[big band music]

[music warps, stops]

both: OHHH...

GOOD-BYE.

- NORMALLY WE SAY "OH, HELLO."

BUT TODAY WE'RE SAYING"GOOD-BYE" TO THE CITY

OF NEW YORK.- NEW YORK CITY.

[cheerful music]

- THIS CITY IS NOW RUN

BY CORPORATIONS.

- "STIBUCKS" AND "CHEAPOTLE"COVERS THE LANDSCAPE.

- THE FUHRER, RUDY GIULIANI,MADE THIS A POLICE STATE.

YOU CAN'T EVEN SMOKE

IN A HOSPITAL ANYMORE.

- GET STUFFED.THANKS FOR NOTHING.

50 YEARS OF GARBAGE.[spits]

- THE POWER WENT OUT A FEW YEARSAGO AND PEOPLE DIDN'T EVEN

STEAL VCRS AND KILL EACH OTHER.

SO, SCREW OFF, NEW YORK.

- AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE FINALLYOUR LANDLORD REALIZED

THAT WE HAD BEEN LIVINGIN A DEAD MAN'S APARTMENT

FOR FREE FOR THE LAST 35 YEARS.

both: OHH...

- GOOD-BYE, APARTMENT.

- SO MANY MEMORIES,SO MANY BEAUTIFUL NEIGHBORS

OVER THE YEARS.- YOU REMEMBER, THERE WAS--

THERE WAS--THERE WASRACHEL AND MONICA.

AND DOWN THERE, THERE WAS...both: CHANDLER AND JOEY.

- ALL OF THEM MICE THAT I NAMEDAFTER THE PEOPLE ON FRIENDS.

[grunts]- OHH.

- LOOK AT THAT.- LOOK AT THAT!

- SO WHERE WE GONNAMOVE TO, GEORGE?

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN "MOVE"?WE'RE GONNA KILL OURSELVES,

TOGETHER.WE'RE TIRED OF NEW YORK,

SO WE'RE GONNA JUMPINTO THE ELEVATOR SHAFT

AND KILL OURSELVES.- WHAT?

- YEAH.- I THOUGHT WE WERE MOVING.

- NO, NO, NO, WE'RE NOT MOVING.I COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MORE CLEAR.

- I DON'T WANT TO DIE.I JUST GOT THESE PANTS TAILORED.

- UH, LET'S JUMP ON ONE,IN HONOR OF NEW YORK 1,

THAT GREAT CHANNEL THATAUTOMATICALLY COMES UP.

OH, BOY.THIS IS GONNA HURT SO MUCH.

ALL RIGHT, AND...both: ONE.

- [screams]- OH, YOU KNOW WHAT.

I LEFT MY CLOCK RADIO ON.[thud]

I'D HATE FOR THE BATTERYTO RUN OUT.

[dubstep music]

- WELCOME TO SHOW US YOUR SONGS, COMMONWEALTH .

- AS YOU KNOW, EVERY FOUR YEARSWE OPEN UP SHOW US YOUR SONGS

TO ALL THE HAPPY CITIZENSOF THE QUEEN'S COMMONWEALTH.

- ALL 53 NATION STATES FROMANTIGUA TO ZANZIBAR

ARE REPRESENTED,

LEADING UP TO THE GREAT FINALEIN LONDON, ENGLAND.

[horn instruments]

- NOW, AS YOU KNOW, WE START THEAUDITION PROCESS RIGHT HERE

IN, UH, THE MOTHERLAND.

- LET'S SEE WHAT CANADA CANBRING TO THE COMMONWEALTH.

- HOPEFULLY WE'LL GET TO SEE ALLTHEIR SONGS BEFORE YOUR BEDTIME.

[both laugh]

NOW, GOING TO BED ON TIMEIS A BIG PART OF CANADIAN LIFE.

- BUT SOMETIMES ONE DOESN'TWANT TO GO TO BED,

SO ONE DOESN'T HAVE TO.

- LET'S GET IT STARTED,HERE WE GO.

SHOW US YOUR SONGS!

ALL RIGHT.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME THERE?

- UH, MY NAME'SANGELA MACKENZIE--

ANGELA MACKENZIE-NG.

- ANGIE, WHY DON'T YOU SHOW USYOUR SONGS?

WHAT DO YOU GOT HERE THEN?

- TODAY I'M GONNA BE SINGING PLEEP PLOOP.

- PLEEP PLOOP. GREAT.- AND A ONE, AND A TWO

AND A ONE, TWO...

♪ PLEEP PLOOP,PLEEP PLEEP PLOOP ♪

♪ PLEEP PLEEP PLOOP,PLEEP PLOOP ♪

♪ PLA-PLEEP PLOOP,PLEEP PLEEP PLOOP ♪

♪ PLEEP PLOOP,PLA-PLEEP PLOOP PLEEP ♪

[music stops]

- ALL RIGHT.

- NOW, YOU'RE CLEARLY TALENTEDAND YOU GOT THAT X-FACTOR,

BUT UNFORTUNATELY--- OKAY.

♪ PLEEP PLOOP,PLEEP PLOOP ♪

- ALL RIGHT.- ♪ PLA-PLEEP PLOOP

♪ PLEEP PLEEP PLOOP,PLEEP PLOOP PLOOP ♪

♪ PLA-PLEEP PLOOP,PLEEP PLEEP PLOOP ♪

♪ PLEEP PLOOP,PLA-PLEEP PLOOP PLEEP ♪

[music stops]- IS IT OVER?

HA HA HA!

IS IT OVER?'CAUSE I LOVED IT.

- ♪ PLA-PLEEP PLOOP

- OH!- WHOA.

♪ PLEEP PLOOP,PLA-PLEEP PLOOP ♪

♪ PLEEP PLEEP PLOOP,PLEEP PLOOP ♪

♪ PLA-PLEEP PLOOP PLOOP

[music stops]♪ BABY IS A PLOOP PLOOP

- YOU'RE GOING TO LONDON.

OKAY?YOU'RE GOING TO LONDON!

[musical fanfare]

[musical buildup]

- P-P-PAINFUL MUSIC.

- LACROIX!

LACROIX, LACROIX,MY BOY!

- ♪ HEY, MOM, I KNOWYOU MEAN WELL, WELL ♪

♪ BUT I'M HANGINGWITH MY BOYS TONIGHT ♪

- LOONEY BIN!- ♪ WE SIPPIN' SODA POP

♪ AND MOOSEINEX,INEX ♪

♪ STAYIN' UP TILLTHE MORNING LIGHT ♪

SLAP SHOT!♪ OTTAWANNA GO TO BED

♪ MOM,MOM ♪

♪ WE'RE TRYING TO TEXTSOME GIRLS ♪

♪ WE LIKE, WE LIKE [text chime]

♪ SO GET THE HECKOUT OF MY ROOM, MOM ♪

- GET OUT!♪ MOM, ME AND THE LOONEY BIN

♪ ARE HIGH HIGHHIGH HIGH HIGH ♪

♪ OTTAWA OTTAWA

♪ OTTAWANNA GO TO BED

♪ OTTAWA OTTAWA

♪ OTTAWANNA GO TO BED

♪ OTTAWA OTTAWA

♪ OTTAWANNA GO TO BED

♪ OTTAWA OTTAWA

♪ I TORONTO GO TO BED

♪ MES AMIS, MES AMIS

♪ OTTAWANNA GO TO BED

♪ MANITOBA, MANITOBA

♪ GO, MISS MANITOBA

♪ MANITOBA, MANITOBA

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