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Dueling Hats

One man's bikini-clad woman is another man's mystery, and two friends step up their hat game. (21:15)

[wind blowing]

[footsteps]

[ominous music]

- THERE'S GOTTA BE ANOTHERHUMAN BEING OUT THERE.

SOMEWHERE.

IT'S BEEN 173 DAYSSINCE THE UNDOING.

TODAY, I MAY BETHE LAST MAN ALIVE.

HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ANOTHER,I WILL FIND THEM.

THE LONELINESSIS MORE THAN I CAN--

[scooter engine revs]

- WHOO-HOO!

YEAH! WHEE!

HA HA!

WHOO-HOO. YO.[engine shuts off]

AHH.LET ME GET SOME OF THAT.

MM. MMM.MM-HMM, MM-HMM, MM-HMM.

[dance music]OH, YEAH!

[muffled]THAT'S MY JAM RIGHT THERE!

WHOO!

HAZZAH!

WAH, SHAKIKAH!WAH, SHASLIKAH!

OOH, Y'ALL DON'T KNOWNOTHIN' ABOUT THAT.

MM, MM.PTT-PTT-PTT-PTT.

OH, HEY BABY,HOW YOU DOING?

[grunts]YEAH!

WHAT,ALL DAY, BABY!

[grunts]

YEAH![thuds]

WHOA, HEY!DUDE!

UM, HEY, I'LL--I'LL COME OVER THERE.

DUDE! HEY!

I'LL COME TO YOU, MAN.

[gunshot][gun clicks]

[gunshot]

[music ends]

- OKAY, THERE HAS TO BE ANOTHERHUMAN BEING OUT THERE...

SOMEWHERE.

- IN WHAT UNIVERSEIS THE FAMILY CIRCUS

BETTER THAN DILBERT?FOR INSTANCE--OH.

YO, WHAT'S UP, MAN?HOW YOU...

BEEN?- OH, YOU KNOW, CUZ.

KEEPIN' IT STRAIGHT.

[suspenseful percussive music]

YOU KNOW.- ALL RIGHT, COOL.

WELL, I GUESSI'LL CHECK YOU LATER.

- ALL RIGHT, DOG.

WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE SEENWAS RAIN PEOPLE,

WITH JAMES CAANAND SHIRLEY KNIGHT.

- YO.

- UH, WHAT'S UP, MAN?- [laughs]

[suspenseful percussive music]

- YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY?

- YEAH, MAN, UM...

HOW'S DENISE?

- OH, YEAH, DENISE.SHE GOOD, SHE GOOD, SHE GOOD.

ANYWAY, GUESS I'LL CATCH YOUON THE FLIP.

- YEAH, DOG, YEAH.AIN'T NO THING.

- COME ON, STICK IT.

- I'M IN THERE, DOG.- COME ON.

- NO, I'M IN THERE, DOG.I'M IN THERE.

- TUCK IT.- I'M IN THERE.

- TUCK IT.- I'M TUCKIN' IT IN, BROTHER.

I'M IN THERE, DOG.I'M IN THERE, DOG.

I'M IN THERE, DOG.

- YOU KNOW.ALL RIGHT.

[suspenseful percussive music]

- OH.

HUH, ANYWAY, YOU KNOW,YOU GOTTA COME REAL,

COME CORRECT, WHEN YOU COMINGAT ALL, YOU KNOW?

[laughs]THAT'S BASICALLY HOW I ROLL.

[sewing machine humming]IF YOU AIN'T GOT--IF YOU AIN'T--

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