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This Has Been Such an Amazing Experience

Wendy turns to PubLIZity for help in planning his bris mitzvah, Dr. Neuringer gets a special visit from George and Gil, and "Dead Girl Town" ends in a stunning twist. (21:13)

- WE HAVE A MEETINGWITH, LIKE, A SUPER-RICH CLIENT.

HE'S SO BUSY THAT 6:00 A.M.IS THE ONLY TIME HE COULD MEET.

LIZ!- YEAH?

- HONESTLY, YOU NEED TO WAKE UP.- MM-HMM.

I'M SLEEPY.

- THIS CLIENT COULD BE THE ONEWHO CHANGES THE GAME FOR US,

BECAUSE, HONESTLY,OUR COMPANY IS OUT OF MONEY.

THE COMPANY IS IN TROUBLE,AND I'M GONNA SAVE IT,

EVEN IF IT MEANS THAT WE HAVETO WORK WITH THE DEVIL HIMSELF.

[dramatic music]

- ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THISCONSULTATION "SCHNARTED," RIGHT?

[laughs]

- I'M LIZ.

I BANKRUPTED THE COMPANY,

AND NOW IT'S TIMEFOR ME TO GROW UP,

'CAUSE I'M LOOKING FOR LOVE.

- AND I'M LIZ.

I GOT BANGS!

- OUR P.R. FIRMIS CALLED PUBLIZITY.

- IT'S BASED OFF OUR NAMES.

- I LOVE YOUR SHOW.I'M A HUGE FAN OF YOUR SHOW.

- OH, MY GOD.- OH, MY GOD.

- HONESTLY, I'M MODEST.- YOU GO.

- I'M, LIKE, BASHFUL.I'M, LIKE, MODEST.

- YOU'RE SO SHY AND SMALL,AND YOU'RE SO LOUD AND HUGE.

- OH, MY GOD, THANK YOU.

- I NEED TO DO A FULL CONVERSIONTO JUDAISM,

AND I NEED IT DONE NOW.

- OH, WOW.- THAT'S COOL.

- EVER SINCE I FLAT-LINED, LIKE,I JUST LOVE JEWS, YOU KNOW?

LIKE, THEY'RE SO FUNNY.

SO I NEED TO BECOME A MAN,OR WHATEVER,

SO THAT'S BAR MITZVAH.

- YOU'RE GONNA HAVEA BAR MITZVAH.

- SO I'LL LEARN YIDDISH

AND THEN GET CARRIED AROUNDON A CHAIR BY MEN.

- OH, MY GOD,WELCOME TO THE TRIBE.

WHAT I'M HEARINGIS THAT YOU WANT TO HAVE

SOMETHING, LIKE, FUNTHAT'S, LIKE, JEW...

- YOU KNOW, "JEWMANJI."

- "JEWMANJI."

- LIKE, RESPECTFULTO THE RELIGION OF JUDAISM,

BUT, LIKE,ALSO JUST DISGUSTING.

- JUMANJI IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE

BONNIE HUNT MOVIESTHAT THERE IS.

- I HAVE TONS OF MONEY.- MM.

I NEED TO BE WITHA SOCIALLY APPROPRIATE MAN,

SOMEONE WHO'S UPSTANDING,LIKE WENDY.

YOU ARE LITERALLY SUCH A STUD.

IT'S LIKE, WHAT THE HUNK?- THANK YOU.

- OH, YEAH.

- THERE'S GOT TO BEA CHRISTMAS TREE AT SOME POINT,

BECAUSE OTHERWISE MY PARENTSWON'T PAY FOR IT.

- I THINK IT'S REALLY COOLTHAT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE CHRISTMAS

AT YOUR OWN BAR MITZVAH,BECAUSE, LIKE, HONESTLY,

I'M JUST TRYING TO SAY,LIKE, WHATEVER I CAN

TO CLOSE THIS DEAL.

FOR ME,IT'S A VERY PERSONAL MISSION,

BECAUSE, LIKE,I WANT TO RIGHT THE WRONGS

OF MY OWN BAT MITZVAH,

WHICH WAS, LIKE, A VERYTRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE FOR ME.

OH, MY GOD, IT'S HAPPENING.OH, MY GOD.

- AND THEN I NEED TO GET,LIKE, BRIS'D OUT.

I NEED TO CUT MY DICK APART.

IT'S, LIKE, NO BIG DEAL,

BECAUSE IT'S ALREADYA LITTLE DISEASE-Y THERE.

OVER THE YEARS, MY PENISHAS BECAUSE KIND OF "INFARCTED,"

SO, LIKE, IT'S GONNA BE GOODTO JUST CUT IT OFF.

- HE'S RICH.HE'S IMPOTENT.

I'M INTERESTED.

- [snorts] OH, MY GOD,I JUST HAD AN AMAZING IDEA.

WENDY SHAWN, YOU'RE GONNA HAVEA BRIS MITZVAH.

- WHAT?- OH, MY GOD.

- YOU JUST COME UP WITH THAT?- MM-HMM.

WE'LL GET THE DOCTOR OR RABBITO PERFORM THE BRIS HISSELF.

- RIGHT.- OH, NO.

MY GIRLFRIEND'S GONNAPERFORM THE BRIS--

A GORGEOUS JEWESS.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GETTINGCHUBBED UP BY A JEW.

- I THINK HE'S HAVINGA REAL "BARKTHROUGH."

- WOULD YOU HONOR MEBY LETTING ME TAKE YOU OUT

TO L.A. DELI TO GET A NOSH?

- OH, MY GOD, "CONGRATURITOS."

- YOU'RE GIRLFRIEND'SGONNA DO IT.

- THE WHOLE THING IS ABOUT HER.

I'M KIND OF PROPOSING TO HERAFTER I CONVERT.

- OH, MY GOD,THAT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.

SO, LIKE, YOU HAVEN'TLOCKED IT DOWN YET.

LIKE, YOU HAVEN'T ASKEDTHAT SPECIFIC JEWISH WOMAN.

LIKE, YOU COULD ASKANOTHER JEWISH WOMAN.

LIKE, THERE ARE, LIKE, DIFFERENTJEWISH WOMEN, LIKE, AROUND.

- THIS IS GONNA BE SO "FARN."

- WHA--- DID YOU SAY IT WAS "FARN"?

- W-WAIT?

- "FARN."

- OH, MY GOD.

- I GOT THE CALL.WHERE'S THE PATIENT?

both: OHH...

HELLO.

[ominous music]

- DR. NEURINGER,YOU'VE BEEN PRANKED.

- I THOUGHT SOMETHINGREALLY BAD HAD HAPPENED.

I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A BRIS.

both:A BRIS?

- WELL, TECHNICALLY, IT WAS ACHRISTMAS BRIS MITZVAH MIRACLE.

- OH. SURE.- MM, SURE.

- YEAH,FOR MY BOYFRIEND, WENDY.

- IT SEEMS LIKE YOU MIGHT HAVE

SOME CONFLICTING EMOTIONSABOUT THIS.

- AT MY AGE, I DON'T KNOWIF LOVE IS REALLY

THE MOST IMPORTANT PARTOF THE PICTURE.

- AT HER AGE, SHE DOESN'T HAVEA LOT OF OPTIONS.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,DOCTOR.

I GOT DIVORCEDWHEN I WAS 46 YEARS OLD.

46 AND SINGLE.

WHAT WAS I GONNA DO?

BUT THEN I SAW A LITTLE ADIN THE NEWSPAPER,

JUST ABOUT THAT BIG,

AND IT SAID, "NUDE MASSAGE."

FOR 75 BUCKS,A HAWAIIAN WOMAN

CAME OVERAND GAVE ME A RUBDOWN.

AND HER ADULT SONWOULD WAIT IN THE CAR.

DO YOU SEE WHAT I'M GETTING AT?

- LOVE ISN'T PERFECT.

- LOVE IS POSSIBLE.

- BUT THERE IS...

- FRIENDSHIP.

- FRIENDSHIP.

- FRIENDS ARE THE FAMILYTHAT WE CHOOSE.

- WE CHOOSE YOU.

- THAT IS SO SWEET OF YOU GUYS.

- AND NOW WE WANT YOUTO HAVE SOMETHING ELSE.

- TOO MUCH TUNA.

- NOW, BRING IT IN,NOW, NOW, NOW.

- [chuckling]

- IT'S SO BIG.

- I MEAN, LOOK HOW STUPIDTHAT BREAD LOOKS

ON TOP OF THAT BIG MOUNTAINOF TUNA FISH.

- WHY DID YOU ORDER IT?

- I DIDN'T ORDER IT.YOU GUYS PRANKED ME AGAIN.

- YOU'RE DUMB AS A DOG.

[upbeat orchestral music]

- ♪ I'LL TREAT YOU RIGHT

- JUMANJI'S SUING USFOR USING THEIR FONT.

SO, AT THE END OF THE DAY,PUBLIZITY GOT STIFFED.

- THIS COMPANY IS DONE-ZO.

- I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE, LIKE,PACKING UP PUBLIZITY.

PACKING UP PUBLIZITYIS REALLY HARD,

BECAUSE, LIKE...

I HATE PACKING.

- IT'S TIME FOR ME...

TO TAKE A WORD OF ADVICEFROM YOUR BANGS...

AND GROW.

- FROM LIZ GETTING PREGNANTTO ME...

[voice breaking]GETTING BANGS,

LIKE, WE'VE GROWN SO MUCH.

- WHO CAN NEVER KNOW,LIKE, WHAT WILL BE TOLD?

AND THAT IS THE STORYTHAT, LIKE, I WILL DISCOVER

WHEN MY PATH UNFOLDS ON IT.

- ♪ EXTRAORDINARY

♪ GI-I-I-RL

- I'M GOING BACKTO PHILA-ELPHIA NOW,

BECAUSE, LIKE,THAT'S WHERE MY FAMILY IS.

AND I'M GONNA, LIKE,GO TO THE POCONOS,

AND, LIKE,FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE,

I'M GONNA WORK HARD...AT HAVING FUN.

- OH, MY GOD, LIZ, LIKE,

I LOVE TO HAVE FUN.

AND THE FACT THAT YOU'RE GONNAWORK HARD AT HAVING FUN...

THAT'S WHAT MEANSTHE WORLD TO ME.

- OH, GOD, LIZ.- WHAT?

- I'M, LIKE, CRYING.

- DON'T YOU MOOSE OUTON ME NOW, LIZ.

- ONE THING THATI LEARNED FROM YOU IS...

[squealing indistinctly]

- [garbling nonsensically]

- [continues squealingindistinctly]

- MM.

THIS HAS BEEN SUCHAN AMAZING EXPERIENCE.

- OUR BUSINESSHAS BEEN AMAZING.

- WE'RE ALWAYS GONNA BE TOGETHERIN THAT OUR NAMES ARE THE SAME.

NEVER FORGET THAT.

- I LOVE YOU, LIZ.

- I LOVE YOU, LIZ.

- I GOT ONE OF YOUR FEATHERSIN MY MOUTH.

GOOD-BYE.

- BYE, PUBLIZITY.

- GO.

YOU LOOK AMAZING.

- THANK YOU.YOU LOOK AMAZING.

[upbeat Caribbean music]

- MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH.

- WHA-EET, WHA-EET, WHA-EET.

- MEH, MEH.- WHA-EET.

- ♪ YOU'LL ALWAYS BE...

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