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>>> IT'S THE HOLIDAY SEASON, BUT

THE GOOD TIMES FR ENDING,

BECAUSE WHAT MATTERS MOST ISN'T

GOOD, IT'S WHAT'S TRENDING.

THIS YOUNGER GENERATION WITH

THEIR EYES AND EARS GLUED, WHAT

IS TRENDING TO THEM IS TRENDERS

ON YOUTUBE, AND COMMENTS ON

COMMENTATORS, AND PLAYING XBOX

WITH OTHERS, AND ALL THE FAMILY

IS SCATTERED AND THE LIVING

ROOM'S LYING.

BECAUSE IT WASN'T THE OUTDOORS

OR CHURCH OR EVEN TRIPS TO GO

SKI, WHAT BROUGHT FAMILIES

TOGETHER MOST WAS A GOOD OLD TV.

NOW WE JUST WATCH THINGS BY

OURSELF AND TWEET WHAT WE SAW,

AND IF YOU GET CALLED OUT --

>> I'M NOT A GRANDPA.

>> THE MORE CONNECTED WE GET,

THE MORE ALONE WE BECOME.

IF YOU ARE NOT CHANGED LIKE I

DO, AND FEEL THE SAME GLOOM,

THEN FOLLOW THIS,

#SAVETHELIVINGROOM.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> IT'S KIND OF GOOD.

>> REALLY?

>> HAVING IT LIKE THIS.

>> WELL, IT'S GOT TO BE PERFECT.

WE'RE TRENDING WELL, BUT WE NEED

TO ATTRACT MORE FOLLOWERS OF

GOOD OLD FAMILY VALUES.

>> KYLE, BILL COSBY IS HERE TO

SEE YOU?

>> BILL COSBY?

>> YES.

>> IS HERE TO SEE ME?

>> YES.

>> COMING DOWN THE STAIRS --

>> HELLO.

>> HELLO, SON.

YOUR SAVE THE LIVING ROOM IS

GETTING A LOT OF ATTENTION, AND

WE THINK IT'S GREAT.

>> WE?

>> I AM PART OF A EPIC SPECIAL

THAT WILL AIR THIS WEEKEND.

IT'S A SHAME HOW FAMILIES DON'T

GATHER IN THE LIVING ROOM LIKE

THEY USED TO, AND A BIG HOLIDAY

SPECIAL IS WHAT AMERICA NEEDS.

>> THAT'S AWESOME.

>> THE PRODUCERS SAW HOW MUCH

YOUR HASH TAG WAS TRENDING.

>> I WOULD LOVE TO.

>> I WILL TELL THEM YOU ARE ON

BOARD.

WE HAVE TO DO IT QUICKLY.

>> NO PROBLEM.

>> THIS HOLIDAY SPECIAL IS GOING

TO BRING FAMILIES TOGETHER

AGAIN, SON.

>> THANKS, MR. COSBY.

>> HAPPY HOLIDAYS.

>> MR. MARSH, FOR GIVE ME IF I

SAY YOUR STORY SOUNDS A LITTLE

FAR FETCHED.

YOU ARE SAYING THESE PEOPLE THAT

WANT YOU KILLED ARE

ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCERS?

>> YES, THEY MADE A COPY OF ME

AND DON'T WANT ME AROUND ANY

MORE.

THEY NEED A FAMOUS ARTIST --

>> WHO IS THE FAMOUS ARTIST?

>> ME.

I FORGOT TO TELL YOU, I AM LORD.

>> YOU MEAN THE GIRL THAT JUST

SHOWED HER ASS ON JIMMY FALLON.

>> NO, THAT WAS A COPY OF ME.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE UP

TO, BUT THEY HAVE DARKER PLANS.

DETECTIVE HARRIS, SIR, WE HAVE A

PROBLEM.

>> WHAT SIT, ADAMS.

>> WE ARRESTED A BLACK MAN

SNOOPING AROUND THE ESTATE.

>> DID YOU CHOKE HIM?

>> YES.

>> DID YOU SHOOT HIM?

>> YES.

>> SO WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?

>> HE APPEARS TO BE JUST A HA

HOLOGRAM, SIR.

>> WE HAVE TO STOP HIM?

>> ARE YOU SURE THAT HOLOGRAM IS

BLACK?

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> THEY PICKED UP MY HASH TAG.

THEY SAID MY HASH TAG WAS

AWESOME AND WANTED TO PROMOTE

IT.

>> THAT'S A LITTLE STRANGE,

ISN'T IT?

>> IT'S GREAT, JUST WHAT THE

COUNTRY NEEDS RIGHT NOW.

>> FROM THE PRODUCERS OF WOMEN

OF ROCK LIVE AND THE ROCKEFELLER

TREE LIGHTING CEREMONY, IT'S THE

HOLIDAY EVENT OF THE SEASON,

WITH AL PACHINO, AND J.J. WATTS,

AND MILEY CYRUS, AND HOLOGRAM OF

ELVIS PRESLEY, AND LORD, FIRST

LADY, MICHELLE OBAMA.

AND PETER PAN.

>> I AM FLYING.

>> AND FEATURING LIVE

COMMENTARY.

>> DIDN'T SEE YOU DUDE?

>> SOMETHING FOR EVERY

GENERATION TO BRING FAMILIES

TOGETHER.

>> PLEASE, TUNE IN AND HELP GET

AMERICAS BACK IN THE LIVING

ROOM.

>> IT'S ALL MAGICAL, AND IT'S

THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS GO

[ BLEEP ] YOURSELF HOLIDAY

SPECIAL.

>> NOW WE'RE TALKING.

>> THAT SON OF A BITCH.

>> THAT SELF PROMOTING ASS HOLE.

>> WHY WOULD HE DO THIS?

>> BECAUSE HE IS AN IDIOT.

>> LOOKS LIKE WE ARE IN THE

PRODUC

PRODUCER'S OFFICE IN LOS ANGELES

MA'AM.

>> SO FAR THE HOLIDAY SPECIAL IS

TRENDING FINE, BUT IT APPEARS

THE MICHAEL JACKSON HOLOGRAM IS

THE MOST HEAVILY TWEETED.

>> WE DON'T KNOW WHERE THE

HOLOGRAM IS?

>> NOT YET, BUT TAUPAC IS CLOSE

TO HUNTING HIM DOWN.

>> THIS HAS TO BE THE HOLIDAY

SPECIAL TO END-ALL HOLIDAY

SPECIALS.

>> I KNOW YOU BROUGHT THE

YOUTUBE COMMENTATOR IN, AND NOW

HE IS TELLING US WHAT THE SHOW

SHOULD BE CALLED.

>> I AM SURE THE WASHINGTON

REDSKINS GO [ BLEEP ] YOURSELF

HOLIDAY SPECIAL IS NOT GOOD.

>> IT'S NOT GOOD, IT'S [ BLEEP ]

AWESOME.

>> I THINK YOU ARE GIVING THE

KID TOO MUCH POWER.

>> I CAN HEAR YOU.

>> WE ARE TRYING TO FIND

ENTERTAINMENT THAT UNITES THE

YOUNG WITH THE OLD.

>> SEE THAT, BLUMKIN' CATCHERS.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

I AM GOING TO GIVE HIM ALL THE

POWER HE NEEDS.

>> GREAT, GREAT.

>> WHAT ABOUT THIS, SIR?

HE IS NOT A NATIVE AMERICAN,

THAT'S OBVIOUS.

>> I WILL PUT IT IN THE REPORT.

>> WE HAVE TO PROVE THAT

HOLOGRAM IS A LIGHT-SKINNED

BLACK GUY.

>> IT'S ME, LORD.

>> DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON

HERE?

WHAT ARE THE PRODUCERS TRYING TO

DO?

>> THEY HAVE LIVE TWEETING AND

IT'S GOING TO BE THE MOST

IGNORANT HOLIDAY SPECIAL EVER.

>> A HOLIDAY SPECIAL!

OH, MY GOD.

>> IT'S DIRECTED AT CHILDREN.

WE HAVE TO STOP THEM.

>> HOW ABOUT WE SAY HE IS A

MIXED RACE.

>> AS LONG AS ADAMS ONLY CHOKED

THE BLACK SIDE, WE'RE OKAY.

>> I DIDN'T KNOW THEY MEANT A

CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.

CAN YOU HELP ME STOP THEM?

>> WE HAVE TO REACH THE

CHILDREN, IT'S OUR ONLY HOPE.

>> I LOVE CHILDREN JUST AS MUCH

AS YOU DO.

WE WILL HAVE TO DO IT TOGETHER.

>> THAT WAS A CIVIL SUIT, AND

THERE IS NO EVIDENCE.

IGNORA

IGNORANT.

>> KYLE, YOUR HASH TAG IS REALLY

TRENDING.

I SAW THE COMMERCIAL.

>> THEY TOOK MY HASH TAG AND

RAPED IT.

WHERE IS HE?

>> YOU ARE NO LONGER TO WATCH

THE GUY.

I WILL NOT HAVE HIM INVADING MY

LIVING ROOM.

>> OLD PEOPLE ARE SO FUNNY, AND

THEY DON'T GET IT, AND THEY

SMELL LIKE SOAP.

>> WE ARE NOT OLD PEOPLE.

YOU ARE JUST INTO LAME AND SR

VULGAR CRAP.

>> SO WE ARE AGREEING THE HALL

GR

HOLLOW GRAM IS BLACK, SO IF HE

IS BLACK, THEN HOW COME WE

COULDN'T CHOKE HIM?

>> CAN I HELP YOU?

>> EXCUSE ME.

CAN I HELP YOU?

SIR?

A BLACK GUY WALKED INTO THE

POLICE STATION.

>> UH-HUH.

>> WELL, A BLACK GUY WALKED INTO

THE POLICE STATION.

>> LISTEN TO THIS ONE.

START OVER.

WHAT IS THE SETUP?

>> THERE'S A BLACK GUY, HE

WALKED INTO THE POLICE STATION?

>> I THINK I HEARD, BUT GO

AHEAD.

>> WE SAID, WHO FREEZE.

>> NO, A BLACK GUY LITERALLY

WALKED INTO THE POLICE STATION.

>> OH, IT'S A NEW ONE.

>> OH, SHIT, LOOK OUT.

IT'S A BLACK GUY.

CHOKE HIM.

SHOOT HIM AND THEN CHOKE HIM.

GUNSHO

>> HE IS HEAR TO KILL US!

>>> COME AND OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT

NOW!

>> LOOK AT KYLE, HE GOT PISSED

OFF.

>> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

>> WHAT DOES IT LOOKS LIKE?

I AM TRENDING, KYLE.

MORE THAN EVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE.

>> TALK TO ME FACE-TO-FACE.

OPEN THE DOOR.

>> HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW I AM

HERE IN MY ROOM?

>> BECAUSE YOU JUST SAID, HERE

IN MY ROOM.

I AM AFRAID I CAN'T LET THERE BE

ANY DISTRACTIONS.

YOU WILL FIND MY DOOR HAS BEEN

SEALED WITH THE DRYWALL SCREWS.

>> WE HAVE TO WATCH THIS SHOW.

LORD IS GOING TO DO SOMETHING

HORRIBLE AND CORRUPT GIRLS

EVERYWHERE.

>> HOW DOES THAT MATTER?

>> BECAUSE LORD IS MY DAD, ALL

RIGHT!

LORD IS MY DAD.

>> WHAT?

>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,

STAN?

>> HE DOES IT WITH ALL THE

COMPUTER AND PROCESSORS, AND HE

GOT DISCOVERED ON THE INTERNET.

HE IS LIKE THE PUNY, AND HE

STARTED TRENDING, AND I THOUGHT

HE LEARNED HIS LESSON, BUT IT'S

LIKE HE DOESN'T CARE.

>> WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME, STAN?

I WOULD HAVE HELPED.

>> IT ALL SEEMED SO STUPID.

>> I WILL CALL THE PRODUCERS OF

THE SHOW.

THEY WILL HELP YOU FIND YOUR

DAD.

>> SEE IF IT STARTED.

>> WE DON'T USE THIS THING

ANYMORE.

IT HAS NOT STARTED YET.

SHARON, GET ON YOUR COMPUTER

UPSTAIRS, AND MR. JACKSON, YOU

CAN TAKE THE ONE IN MY SON'S

ROOM.

WE HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE THE

TRUTH.

>> RANDY, WHAT ABOUT SHELLY?

>> OH, MY GOD.

>> WHO IS SHELLY?

THAT'S IGNORANT.

>> SHE IS MY DAUGHTER.

I HAVE TO TELL HER THE TRUTH.

>> HOW CAN YOU TELL HER THE

SINGER SHE IDOLIZED HAS BEEN

YOU.

>> ONE STEP AT A TIME.

I AM LORD.

NOBODY KNEW BUT YOUR BROTHER,

AND MY MOTHER AND MICHAEL

JACKSON'S HOLOGRAM IS HERE AND

WE WILL SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT.

LOVE YOU.

THAT WAS HARD.

>> RANDY, IT STARTED.

>> NOW, DOLLY MADISON PRESENTS

THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS GO

[ BLEEP ] YOUR HOLIDAY SPECIAL.

NOW, LIVE VIA HOLOGRAM, IT'S

KURT COBAIN.

♪♪

OUT JUMPS GOOD OLD SANTA CLAUS ♪

♪ DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH LOTS OF

TOYS ♪

♪ ALL FOR THE LITTLE ONES, GIRLS

AND BOYS ♪

♪ HO, HO, HO, YEAH, WHO WOULDN'T

GO, OH, UP ON THE HOUSE TOP,

CLICKITY CLICK ♪♪

GO AHEAD.

NOW, TOGETHER AT LAST, IGGY AND

ELVIS PRESLEY.

♪♪

HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS ♪

>> OH, A WIG.

>> THAT'S INCREDIBLE.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN TRENDING LIKE

THIS.

>> WE ARE TRENDING WELL?

>> WE ARE BARELY TRENDING AT

ALL.

BUT #IHATECARTMANBROADS.

IT'S AT 90% AND CLIMBING.

>> THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

>> HOW CAN YOU BE WILLING TO

KILL PEOPLE FOR A HOLIDAY

SPECIAL?

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

>> IT'S FIVE YEARS AGO THAT I

BECAME A GRANDPA.

AT FIRST IT WAS WONDERFUL.

I WANTED TO SHOW MY GRANDSON

EVERYTHING, AND TEACH HIM ALL

ABOUT THE ENTERTAINMENT

BUSINESS, AND ONE DAY I ASKED

HIM, WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE

CELEBRITY.

YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID TO ME?

HE SAID, [ INAUDIBLE ].

I HAD NO IDEA, SO I LOOKED IT UP

AND IT WAS A GAMER FROM SWEDEN,

AND HE THOUGHT HE WAS A GOD.

AND EVERY TIME I TRIED TO

IMPRESS HIM, HE WOULD SAY, MEU,

TO ME.

WE CAN MAKE THEM APPRECIATE REAL

ENTERTAINMENT.

>> DUDE, YOU ARE SUCH A GRANDPA.

>> I AM NOT A GRANDPA!

WELL I GUESS IT'S TIME TO

LEAVE ♪

♪ BUT IT'S SNOWING OUT THERE

♪ I NEED TO GET HOME

♪ BUT ITS SNOWING OUT THERE

♪ I REALLY SHOULD GO

♪ WHAT IS THE HURRY

♪ WHAT IS IN THE DRINK ♪

>> THIS IS THE HOTTEST HOLIDAY

SPECIAL I HAVE EVER SEEN?

>> MAYBE WE SHOULD TURN IT OFF?

>> THIS IS THANKSGIVING.

>> WHAT THE HECK?

THIS DAMN TV.

>> YES, MANY PEOPLE ARE CALLING

ABOUT THE WINDOW.

WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING

ON.

HAVE I ANSWERED ALL YOUR

QUESTIONS IN A TIMELY MANNER?

>> LOOKED LIKE WE REACHED

CUSTOMER SERVICE, AND NOW WE CAN

TRULY BE EVERYWHERE.

>> THIS IS NOT PART OF THE

HOLIDAY SPECIAL.

WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

>> TRENDING MORE THAN WE EVER

THOUGHT POSSIBLE.

>> YEAH, WITH EVERY PASSING

SECOND I BECOME MORE POWERFUL.

>> OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, GO AHEAD.

SO THEN THE FIRST BLACK GUY SAID

TO THE SECOND BLACK GUY, DON'T

SHOOT ME, I'M ON YOUR SIDE.

>> OKAY.

HOLD ON.

>> AND THEN THE TATTOOED BLACK

GUY SAYS TO HIM, I AIN'T GOING

TO KILL YOU MAN, LET'S GO AND

CAP THAT WHITEY PRODUCER.

>> HAPPY HOLIDAYS, EVERYONE.

ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR LIVES.

>> YOU ARE RUINING THE SHOW?

>> OF COURSE I AM.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU.

THIS IS ABOUT CARTMAN, BRO.

>> I AM SO CONFUSED.

>> SHUT HIM DOWN.

>> I AM TRENDING SO MUCH THAT

SOON I WILL REACH TRANSENDANCE.

>> I AM BECOMING TRANSGENDER.

NOW THEY WILL HAVE TO GIVE ME MY

OWN BATHROOM.

>> THIS IS NOT WHAT I HIRED YOU

FOR.

I CONTROL TALENT!

>> THAT'S THE IGNORANT MAN.

>> THIS IS CRAZY, AND EVERYBODY

IS WATCHING EVERYTHING.

>> EVERYONE IS WATCHING

EVERYTHING.

IKE, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, I AM

SORRY, I HAVE BEEN A GRANDPA,

AND I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE

THINGS YOU WERE INTO, AND I

THOUGHT YOU LIKED THE SAME STUFF

I DID.

I HAVE TO ACCEPT YOU WILL HAVE

YOUR OWN THINGS.

I JUST DIDN'T WANT YOU TO WATCH

HIM, AND I JUST WANT TO BE A

FAMILY AGAIN.

>> I FEEL BAD FOR THE LITTLE

GUY.

>> THERE'S NOTHING SADDER THAN

AN OLD MAN CRYING.

MAYBE WE SHOULD HELP?

>> YEAH.

>> OKAY.

>> HELP?

HOW CAN YOU HELP?

>> IT'S THE HOLIDAY SEASON.

WE JUST NEED TO GET EVERYBODY TO

BELIEVE AGAIN?

>> YEAH, SOMEBODY CAN COME AND

CHANGE ALL THIS.

YOU KNOW WHO.

>> REALLY?

THAT'S WHAT YOU GUYS WOULD DO?

>> OF COURSE, WE JUST NEED TO

GET EVERYONE TO BELIEVE IN HIM.

HE WILL ALWAYS COME AND HELP.

#WEBELIEVEINYOU.

>> OH, MY GOD, YOU ARE RIGHT,

YOU ARE TOTALLY RIGHT.

EVERYONE, GET A NEW TREND GOING,

FAST, #WEBELIEVEINYOU.

>> WE BELIEVE IN YOU, THE CAUSE.

>> YOU, TOO, RIGHT NOW,

#WEBELIEVEINYOU.

WE HAVE TO MAKE HIM APPEAR.

>> WHAT IS GOING ON?

WHAT IS THAT?

>> HOW IS IT GOING, BRO?

>> WHAT THE HELL.

>> I GUESS THERE IS A FAT KID

TRYING TO BE ME, SO CHECK IT

OUT.

>> GET OUT OF HERE.

EVERYBODY TWEET NOW, IF YOU WANT

TO GET --

>> THIS SHOW IS GETTING KIND OF

BORING.

LET'S CHANGE IT UP TO SOMETHING

MORE IMPORTANT.

>> CHANGE YOUR SUPPORT TO --

>> I KNOW, LET'S PLAY CALL OF

DUTY.

THIS IS MORE LIKE IT.

>> WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!

>> THAT LITTLE FAT KID IS

GETTING ANNOYING.

LET'S GET RID OF HIM.

>> OH, YEAH, WAY BETTER, BRO.

THIS IS HOW WE DO IT IN SWEDEN.

BOOM, HEAD SHOT.

BOOM, HEAD SHOT.

[ ROOSTER CROWING ]

>> WELL, I FINALLY GOT MY FAMILY

TO USE THE LIVING ROOM FOR AN

HOUR EACH NIGHT.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS

ABOUT.

>> MAYBE THIS IS ALL THE

BEGINNING OF A NEW ART FORM.

YOUTUBE IS GETTING BIGGER, AND

WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE INVENTING

THEMSELVES INSTEAD OF BEING

MARKETED AND SHOVED DOWN OUR

THROATS.

A NEW GENERATION OF

ENTERTAINMENT IS HERE.

I THINK THAT'S GREAT.

>> YEAH, I THINK THAT'S GREAT,

TOO.

>> LOOKS LIKE WE WILL HAVE TO

END IT THERE.

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK "SOUTH

PARK" FOR BEING ON MY SHOW, AND

LIKE ALWAYS, STAY AWESOME.

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