share

Go Fund Yourself

The boys name their new start-up company, The Washington Redskins. (21:30)

>> BONER BALLS.

BONER BALLS.

BONER, BONER FAR REST.

DENSE BONER FOREST.

>> PUNGENT CROTCH SWEAT.

PUNGENT.

MILKY CROTCH OOZE.

>> BARKING VAGINAL BELCH.

>> PROTRUDING VAGINAL BONER.

>> DILAPIDATED TITTIES

INCORPORATED.

>> OH I LIKE THAT.

>> ROT TEN BOOBYTURDS.

>> NAH.

>> BLOODY BUTT COUGH.

>> UH-HUH.

>> NOPE.

>> LUBRICATED TITTY BURGERS.

>> THAT'S TAKEN, TOO.

INDIFFERENT RECTAL SEMEN

SPLOOGE.

>> SORRY.

>> INDIFFERENT RECTAL SEMEN

SPLOOGE IS TAKEN?

COME ON!

>> HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO NAME

OUR STARTUP COMPANY IF EVERY

NAME IS ALREADY TAKEN.

>> I TOLD YOU YOU JUST HAVE TO

BE REALLY ORIGINAL WITH YOU

COMPANY NAME.

>> FURRY BALLS PLOPPED

MENACINGLY ON THE TABLE

INCORPORATED.

>> THAT'S AVAILABLE!

CONGRATULATIONS!

>> IT DOESEN QUITE ROLL OFF THE

TONGUE.

>> DUDE, WE'RE NOT GONNA GET ANY

ATTENTION WITH THAT NAME.

>> MAN, THIS SUCKS.

>> STAN, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO

BE IN SCHOOL?

>> NO, DAD, WE DON'T NEED

SCHOOL.

WE'RE STARTING A STARTUP

COMPANY.

>> A COMPANY THAT DOES WHAT?

>> WE DON'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING.

>> THAT'S WHY WE WANT TO HAVE A

STARTUP COMPANY.

>> WE'RE SICK OF SCHOOL.

ALL THE GOOD COMPANY NAMES WERE

TAKEN.

>> BOYS THERE'S MORE TO STARTING

A COMPANY THAN HAVING A CATCHY

NAME.

>> NO, THERE ISN'T.

>> YOUR GUYS!

I HAVE GOT IT.

GUYS, I HAVE GOT IT.

>> WHAT?

>> IT'S THE GREATEST STARTUP

COMPANY NAME EVER.

>> WHAT?

TELL US.

>> WASHINGTON REDSKINS.

>> WASHINGTON REDSKINS?

>> IT'S SO SWEET.

>> I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S TAKEN,

CARTMAN.

>> IT'S NOT.

SOME DUMB COURT THINGIE HAPPENED

AND THE TRADEMARK GOT PULLED.

WE CAN USE IT!

AND THE LOGO.

>> WASHINGTON REDSKINS.

I LIKE IT.

>> ME TOO.

>> WHAT?

>> DUDE, THERE'S ALREADY BRAND

NAME AWARENESS AND IT'S

INSTANTLY RECOGNIZABLE.

>> WAIT, GUYS, THIS DOESN'T SEEM

LEGAL.

>> KYLE, YOU'RE NOT HEARING ME.

THE TRADEMARK HAS BEEN PULLED.

WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT.

>> YOU ALL RIGHT, DUDE?

>> YEAH.

I JUST -- WELL, I JUST THOUGHT

OUR COMPANY NAME WOULD BE MORE

LIKE -- ORIGINAL.

>> IT'S A STRONG NAME, DUDE.

IT'S LIKE AGGRESSIVE AND

MASCULINE, LIKE BONER FOREST,

BUT BONER FOREST WAS TAKEN.

>> YEAH BUT MAYBE WE NEED A NAME

THAT'S MORE AFFIRMING.

LIKE SHOWS WHAT WE STAND FOR.

>> WE DON'T STAND FOR ANYTHING.

REMEMBER, OUR COMPANY PLAN, GUYS

--

>> START UP, CASH IN, SELL OUT,

BRO DOWN.

>> I'M JUST NOT SURE THIS IS THE

NAME PEOPLE ARE GONNA GIVE MONEY

TO.

>> WE ALREADY GOT A DOLLAR.

>> WHAT?

>> ONE DOLLAR PLEDGED.

>> I TOLD YOU GUYS!

>> ANOTHER STARTUP COMPANY IS

GAINING A LOT OF ATTENTION ON

THE INTERNET.

THEY'RE A COMPANY THAT DOES

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

THEY'RE CALLED THE WASHINGTON

REDSKINS.

THE REDSKINS STARTED AS WHAT

APPEARED TO BE AN ADOLESCENT

PRANK BUT ALMOST OVERNIGHT IT

HAS BECOME ONE OF THE MOST

HEAVILY FUNDED PROJECTS ON

KICKSTARTER.

WHY DID YOU GIVE $5 TO THE

WASHINGTON REDSKINS KICKSTARTER?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING.

I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY.

>> BY TAKING JUST ONE OR TWO

DOLLARS YOU ARE HELPING OUR

QUEST TO NOT HAVE TO DO STUFF.

IF YOU PLEDGE $10 OR MORE YOU

WILL RECEIVE THIS COMPANY

MICROBAND.

>> IT'S CALLED CROWD FUNDING.

USING THE INTERNET TO RAISE

MONEY WITHOUT HAVING TO PAY BACK

YOUR INVESTORS.

A TACTIC THAT SOME BELIEVE IS

UNFAIR AND IMPERSONAL.

>> WASHINGTON REDSKINS GO

[BLEEP] YOURSELF.

SURE WE'D BE HAPPY TO TAKE YOUR

MONEY.

GO TO OUR KICKSTARTER PAGE.

NICE IDIOT.

[BLEEP] YOU, BYE-BYE.

>> YOU ARE ERIC CARTMAN.

>> YES, I KNOW.

>> MY NAME IS DAN SNYDER.

I'M THE PRESIDENT AND OWNER OF

THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS.

>> THANK YOU.

TAKE A SEAT.

>> I WILL SEAT.

YOUNG MAN, WE ASK THAT YOU

PLEASE STOP USING THE NAME

WASHINGTON REDSKINS FOR YOUR

ORGANIZATION.

>> STOP?

BUT WHY?

>> BECAUSE WE ARE THE WASHINGTON

REDSKINS AND WE ARE A FOOTBALL

TEAM.

YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO USE OUR

NAME TO GET ATTENTION.

>> THE TRADEMARK GOT PULLED.

I'M TOTALLY FREE TO USE THE NAME

ACTUALLY.

BUTTER, COULD YOU GET THAT.

>> WASHINGTON REDSKINS GO

[BLEEP] YOURSELF.

>> DON'T YOU SEE WHEN YOU CALL

YOUR ORGANIZATION THE WASHINGTON

REDSKINS, IT'S OFFENSIVE TO US.

>> HOW IS IT OFFENSIVE?

>> HOW IS IT OFFENSIVE?

JESUS!

WE ARE A PROUD TEAM, MR. CARMAN.

WE HAVE NO WISH TO BE ASSOCIATED

TO PEOPLE WHO ACTIVELY DO

NOTHING.

>> GUY, GUYS.

WE HAVE TOTAL RESPECT FOR YOU.

WHEN WE NAMED OUR COMPANY

WASHINGTON RED SKIN IT WAS OUT

OF DEEP APPRECIATION FOR YOUR

NAME AND YOUR PEOPLE.

>> I KNOW I CAN'T LEGALLY MAKE

YOU STOP USING OUR NAME.

BUT WON'T YOU JUST DO IT OUT OF

DECENCY?

>> NO.

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO AND WE

CAN'T JUST CHANGE THE NAME OF

OUR COMPANY CUZ IT'S LIKE SUPER

HARD.

BUT HEY, FROM ONE RED SKIN TO

ANOTHER, GO [BLEEP] YOURSELF.

>> ALL AROUND THE WORLD PEOPLE

ARE SAYING THEY ARE INSPIRED BY

THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS.

THE INTERNET STARTUP COMPANY HAS

RAISED SO MUCH MONEY ON

KICKSTARTER, THAT NOW MORE

GROUPS ARE DOING THE SAME.

>> MORE NEWS ON THE WASHINGTON

REDSKINS TONIGHT.

THEIR DEFIANT F-YOU ATTITUDE HAS

NOW CAUGHT THE ATTENTION OF

TERRORIST GROUP ISIS.

TERRORISTS SAY THEY INSPIRE THE

WASHINGTON REDSKINS AND WANT TO

FOLLOW THEIR BUSINESS MODEL.

>> THERE'S A PEOPLE HERE NOT

HAPPY ABOUT THE USE OF THE NAME.

THE FOOTBALL WASHINGTON

REDSKINS.

>> WELL, YEAH, BUT DOES ANYONE

REALLY CARE ABOUT THEM?

>> DUDE, THIS IS SO COOL!

WE ONLY HAVE SIX DAYS TO GO

BEFORE ALL THE MONEY PLEDGED TO

OUR COMPANY BECOMES LIQUID.

>> GUYS, WE NEED TO TALK.

I DON'T THINK WE WANT TO BE A

COMPANY THAT ISIS LOOKS UP TO.

WE CAN MAYBE ISSUE A STATEMENT

SAYING WE DON'T SANCTION IT.

>> WE STARTED THIS COMPANY TO DO

NOTHING.

IF WE START DOING STUFF NOW, IT

WILL PUT IT ALL AT RISK.

>> PEOPLE AREN'T GONNA LIKE OUR

COMPANY IF WE SAY WE DON'T CARE

ABOUT ANYTHING.

>> THAT'S WHAT THE WASHINGTON

RED SKINS ARE ALL ABILITY.

COME ON.

YOU HAVE TO BE HONEST ABOUT WHAT

YOU ARE.

ONCE YOU TAKE A STAND ON

SOMETHING, YOU'RE PRETENDING THE

COMPANY IS ABOUT MORE THAN

MONEY.

THEN YOU'RE THE NFL AND YOUR

PLAYERS GET CAUGHT MOLESTING

LITTLE BOYS.

>> THAT'S THE CATHOLIC CHURCH.

>> NFL R CATHOLIC CHURCH.

>> TAKE A MORAL STAND ON ISSUES,

YOU SAY YOU'RE ABILITY HONOR AND

NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOUR CLERGY

MEN ARE BEATING UP THEIR

WAOEUFRBS IN AN ELEVATOR.

>> THAT'S THE NFL.

>> SAME THING.

THE POINT IS IF WE AS AN

ORGANIZATION CLAIM TO BE ABOUT

HIGH MORALITY, SOMEBODY IS GOING

TO GET RAPED OR BEATEN IN AN

ELEVATOR.

AND IT WILL MOST LIKELY BE

BUTTERS.

>> OH NO.

>> ALL RIGHT.

I REALLY WANT TO HAVE TO DO THIS

BUT I'M NOT HAPPY WITH THE WAY

THIS COMPANY IS TAKING.

>> WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, GO

BACK TO SCHOOL?

>> I'M NOT GOING BACK THERE.

>> MAYBE I'LL START MY OWN

COMPANY.

>> WELSH THAT'S FINE.

YOU CAN'T CALL YOURSELF

WASHINGTON REDSKINS.

>> I DON'T WANT TO.

IT'S A STUPID NAME!

>> WELL, I GUESS EVERYTHING'S

OUT ON THE TABLE NOW, HUH

CARTMAN?

>> I GUESS EVERYTHING IS.

>> DAN, DO YOU THINK OUR NAME IS

STUPID TOO?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT MAY FUTURE IS

WITH THIS COMPANY EITHER.

>> WELL I WISH YOU BOTH WELL IN

YOUR NEW ADVENTURE.

GOOD-BYE.

>> HANG ON.

IS THIS THE COMPANY WHERE I

DON'T GET RAPED?

YEAH HERE RIGHT?

OKAY.

I'M STAYING HERE.

>> IS THE LEAGUE JUST GOING TO

SIT BY WHILE MY TEAM AND MY

PLAYERS ARE COMPARED TO ISIS?

YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING,

COMMISSIONER GOODELL.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT

THIS?

>> I WILL GET IT RIGHT.

AND DO WHATEVER IS NECESSARY TO

ACCOMPLISH THAT.

>> WHAT?

>> WE WILL CONTINUE TO IDENTIFY

AND ADD EXPERTISE TO OUR TEAM.

>> THAT'S THE MOST RIDICULOUS,

NOTHING ANSWER I HAVE EVER

HEARD.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW?

>> EVERY ONE WILL PARTICIPATE IN

EDUCATION SESSIONS STARTING IN

THE NEXT MONTH.

>> AWW THIS THING IS BROKEN.

>> WE CAN ADD, AND WE WILL DO

MORE, DO MORE, DO MORE.

>> GET ALL THE NFL OWNERS ON

SKYPE!

THIS THING IS BROKEN AGAIN!

>> SO I CALL UPON THE HELP OF

ALL OWNERS, YOU CANNOT LET MY

PEOPLE BE BELITTLED LIKE THIS.

>> DAN, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE

DEALING WITH THIS STUFF.

LET THE GOODELL-BOT DO IT.

>> I WILL GET IT RIGHT.

>> THIS THING HASN'T WORKED

RIGHT SINCE WE BOUGHT IT.

>> MY TEAM IS STARTING TO LOSE

HOPE.

YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR INFLUENCE

TO MAKE THESE PEOPLE CHANGE

THEIR NAME.

>> DID YOU TELL THEM WE'RE ABOUT

HONOR AND INTEGRITY.

>> IF THE GOODELL-BOT IS BROKEN

WE MUST STAY OUT OF IT MORE THAN

USUAL.

>> WHAT IF THEY RIDICULE THE

49ERS YET OR MAKE FUN OF JERRY

JONES BECAUSE HIS EYES ARE TOO

FAR APART.

>> IF WE GET THEM TO CHANGE

THEIR LOGO, WILL IT MAKE YOU

HAPPY?

>> I GUESS WE CAN LIVE WITH

THAT.

>> IT'S DECIDED.

BEGIN MASS BEHIND THE SCENES

UNDER THE TABLE ENFORCEMENT OF

OUR WISHES NOW.

>> GO!

>> THANK GOD.

[BLEEP] YOU.

[BLEEP] YOU.

[BLEEP] YOU OUT THERE.

[BLEEP] YOU.

[BLEEP] YOU.

THOSE WORDS MEAN A GREAT DEAL

WITH US.

THEY HELP US EXPRESS JUST HOW WE

AS A COMPANY SEE THINGS

DIFFERENTLY.

THERE ARE A LOT OF STARTUP

COMPANIES ON KICKSTARTER, BUT

AFTER TODAY I THINK YOU'LL AGREE

THAT WASHINGTON REDSKINS IS THE

MOST EXCITING.

AS YOU KNOW, THE RED SKINS HAVE

BEEN ON THE FOREFRONT OF

KICKSTARTER AS A COMPANY THAT IS

ALWAYS FINDING NEW AND EXCITING

WAYS TO TELL PEOPLE TO GO

[BLEEP] THEMSELVES.

NOW OUR COMPANY IS THRILLED TO

SHOW YOU ALL OF THE LATEST

INNOVATIONS WE'VE COME UP WITH.

WE HAVE MOVED THE COUCH FROM THE

LEFT SIDE OF THE OFFICE TO THE

RIGHT SIDE.

WE DIDN'T STOP THERE.

WE ALL ADDED A NEW RUG.

AND PROBABLY MOST EXCITING OF

ALL, WE HAVE ACTUALLY UPDATED

THE COMPANY FROM THE INSIDE OUT.

WE RECEIVED A LOT OF PRESSURE

FROM CERTAIN COMMUNITIES TO

CHANGE OUR REDSKINS LOGO.

THE COMPANY, WE WANT TO BE FIRM,

BUT WE ALSO WANT TO BE FLEXIBLE.

AND SO WE THOUGHT IF WE HAVE TO

CHANGE OUR LOGO IT SHOULD BE

MORE IN STEP WITH THE DAY'S

TIMES.

WHAT WE CAME UP WITH IS THE NEW

COMPANY LOGO THAT I THINK YOU

WILL ALL AGREE IS VERY EXCITING.

NOW WHEN PEOPLE HEAR THE NAME

REDSKINS THEY WILL IMMEDIATELY

THINK TITTIES AND BALLS.

JUST A BOLD NEW WAY THAT WE CAN

SAY WE DON'T [BLEEP] CARE.

GO RED SKIN SKWRS

>> IT'S SO AWESOME, DUDE.

OUR COMPANY ALREADY HAS 100

BACKERS.

WE STILL HAVE 14 DAYS TO GO.

>> YEAH.

>> YOU OKAY, BRO?

>> I JUST -- NEVER SAW MYSELF

OWNING A COMPANY CALLED FURRY

BALLS PLOP MENACINGLY ON THE

TABLE.

>> GIVE IT TIME.

IT WILL GROW ON YOU.

>> WHY DON'T WE JUST CALL IT

UNTITLED STARTUP COMPANY.

>> BECAUSE THAT SOUNDS LIKE WE

DON'T HAVE ANYTHING.

WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS ALREADY,

STAN.

>> YEAH, I KNOW THAT.

A NEW COMPANY SHOULD NEVER HAVE

SEVEN WORDS IN ITS TITLE.

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

>> I JUST FEEL SOMEWHERE OUT

THERE THERE'S A PERFECT STARTUP

COMPANY NAME.

AND I NEED TO BE FREE TO GO FIND

IT.

>> OH.

WELL, I CERTAINLY DON'T WANT YOU

TO FEEL THAT FURRY BALLS PLOPPED

MENACINGLY ON THE TABLE IS

HOLDING YOU BACK.

GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR COMPANY,

DUDE.

>> YEAH.

GOOD LUCK WITH YOURS.

>> IT'S JUST INCREDIBLE, HARRY.

EVERYONE IS USING KICKSTARTER

FOR EVERYTHING.

>> AND FOR EVERY PROJECT FUNDED

WE GET 5%.

>> IT'S LIKE WE DON'T EVEN HAVE

TO DO ANYTHING AND WE JUST MAKE

MONEY.

>> SITTING ON OUR ASSES HERE WE

COME.

>> CAW CAWWW.

[ ANIMAL NOISE ]

>> HUH?

UGH!

AH!

>> AHGHGGH!

>> GOOD MORNING, GUYS!

>> HAPPY DEADLINE DAY.

>> WE MADE IT, GUYS.

WE CAN FINALLY STOP DOING STUFF

AN SEE HOW MUCH OUR COMPANY MADE

IN FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE --

THAT'S THE DEADLINE!

>> OH BOY, THIS IS LIKE

CHRISTMAS MORNING!

>> WHAT THE HELL, CAN'T FIND THE

SERVER.

KICKSTARTER.COM.

>> KICKSTARTER, WHERE IS

KICKSTARTER.

GET IT UP ON YOUR PHONE, BUTTER

THES.

IT

>>'S NOT COMING UP ON MY PHONE.

HOLY MOTHER MARY.

SOMEBODY RAIDED KICKSTARTER AND

THEY BURNED THE BUILDING TO THE

GROUND.

>> WHAT?

>> SOMEBODY KILLED KICKSTARTER.

>> WHO WOULD BURN KICKSTARTER TO

THE GROUND?

>> OH MY GOD.

THAT WEIRD LITTLE JEWY GUY.

KYLE!

>> WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG?

CAN'T FIND THE SERVER?

KICKSTARTER.

>> YOU SON OF A BITCH!

>> WHAT?

>> YOU BROKE KICKSTARTER.

>> NO I JUST CAN'T GET IT TO

LOAD.

>> NOBODY CAN, IT'S GONE!

YOU JUST COULDN'T TAKE IT THAT

OUR COMPANY WAS MORE SUCCESSFUL

THAN YOURS WOULD EVER BE.

>> MY COMPANY WAS ON KICKSTARTER

TOO.

>> WELL SOMEBODY DID!

>> IT DOESN'T MATTER YOU GUYS.

THERE'S SOMETHING A LOT MORE

IMPORTANT HERE.

DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER WHEN WE

FIRST DECIDED TO START A COMPANY

TOGETHER?

SOMEWHERE BETWEEN STARTING UP

AND SELLING OUT WE LOST OUR WAY.

WE CAN'T DO THIS ON OUR OWN.

WE NEED EACH OTHER.

>> HE'S RIGHT.

WE SHOULD DO A MERGER.

>> A MERGEER?

>> IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT.

KICKSTARTER IS GONE.

WE DON'T HAVE A COMPANY.

WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING!

>> YES, WE DO!

WE HAVE A SWEET NAME.

>> I WAS WRONG, CARTMAN.

WASHINGTON REDSKINS IS THE

PERFECT NAME.

I THINK MAYBE I WAS JUST JEALOUS

THAT I DIDN'T COME UP WITH IT.

>> IT IS REALLY SWEET.

>> WE ALWAYS SAID THAT ALL WE

NEEDED WAS A SWEET NAME AND THE

REST WOULD FIGURE ITSELF OUT.

>> YEAH, WE CAN DO IT FELLAS!

IT EEL BE LIKE OLD TIMES.

>> WHAT DO YOU SAY, CARTMAN?

[BLEEP] YOU!

[BLEEP] YOU EVERYONE!

YES, [BLEEP] YOU ALL.

THANKS!

HOW YOU STAY RELEVANT IN A

VOLATILE MARKET PLACE?

AS YOU KNOW OUR GOAL IS THE

WASHINGTON RED SKINS IS TO NOT

DO ANYTHING AND MAKE MONEY DOING

IT.

>> WHEN KICK STARTER WENT DOWN

MANY SAW THEIR STARTUP PROJECTS

DIE BUT HERE AT WASHINGTON

REDSKINS WE SAW OPPORTUNITY.

PEOPLE STILL NEED A WAY TO RAISE

MONEY FOR THEIR STUPID STARTUP

PROJECTS.

AND WITH THE REDSKINS YOU CAN

NOW GO FUND YOURSELF.

THE IDEA IS SIMPLE.

YOU, THE PEOPLE, GO OUT AND

RAISE ALL YOUR OWN MONEY AN GIVE

THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS 5%.

>> YOU WILL LITERALLY BE GIVING

US MONEY FOR DOING ABSOLUTELY

NOTHING.

IT IS THE BIGGEST [BLEEP] YOU WE

HAVE EVER COME UP WITH.

WE DIDN'T STOP THERE.

THE NEW COMPANY DIRECTION ALSO

MEANS A COURSE A NEW AND

IMPROVED LOGO.

[ CROWD CHEERING ]

>> GO REDSKINS

>> BEAUTIFUL NIGHT IN ARLINGTON

TEXAS AS THE DALLAS COWBOYS GET

SET TO TAKE ON THE WASHINGTON

REDSKINS NAP IS WASHINGTON

REDSKINS THE FOOTBALL TEAM, NOT

WASHINGTON RED SKINS THE CROWD

FUNDING COMPANY.

>> YEAH, IF YOU ASK ME THE

REDSKINS ARE A SCAM.

>> YOU'RE TALKING ABILITY THE

CROWD FUNDING COMPANY RED SKINS?

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

NOW YOU GOT TERRORIST GROUPS

LIKE ISIS USING RED SKINS TO USE

THEIR MONEY PIP DON'T LIKE WHAT

THE REDSKINS ARE DOING.

>> GO REDSKINS.

>> YEAH, WHATEVER.

>> IT'S OVER.

OUR NAME HAS BEEN REDUCED TO A

STEREOTYPE AND A JOKE.

>> YEAH.

LET'S JUST GO HOME.

>> NO.

NO, WE CANNOT GIVE UP.

WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH TOO MUCH

TOGETHER!

WE HAVE FOUGHT EAGLE AND BEAR!

THE EAGLES ONLY BEAT US BY THREE

POINTS.

>> YEAH, BUT I JUST FEEL STUPID

WEARING THIS NOW.

>> YEAH.

>> COME ON, GUYS.

WHERE WILL WE GO?

WHAT WILL WE DO?

>> DON'T LET THEM BREAK YOU!

DON'T LET THEM WIN!

>> AND THE COWBOYS ARE STILL SET

TO KICK OFF, BUT THERE DOESN'T

SEEM TO BE ANYONE TO KICK OFF

TOO.

>> JERRY JONES MUST BE HAPPY.

THIS MEANS A FOREFIT.

ANOTHER WIN FOR THE COWBOYS.

>> WAIT A MINUTE.

IT APPEARS A LONE REDSKIN IS

MAKING HIS WAY OUT OF THE LOCKER

ROOM.

[ WHISTLE ]

>> THE COWBOYS KEUBGT OFF.

[ CHEERING ]

>> HUT, HUT HUT HUT!

AHGHGHGH!

>> HUT HUT HUT HUT.

>> AGAHGHAHGH!

>> HUT, HUT, HUT.

>> JUST STAY DOWN!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

>> HUT HUT, HUUTTTT --

>> STOP!

MAKE IT STOP!

JUST STAY DOWN!

>> GO REDSKINS!

>> BOY, THIS IS THE LIFE, HUH,

GUYS?

>> WE FINALLY DID IT.

>> I MIGHT JUST SIT HERE UNTIL

MY ASS FUSES INTO THE COUCH.

>> WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

>> BOOO!

!

BOO!

>> WHOA WHOA WHAT?

>> CHANGE YOUR NAME!

>> IT DOESN'T BELONG IN TODAY'S

SOCIETY!

>> CHANGE OUR NAME?

>> BUT YOU ALL THOUGHT OUR NAME

WAS SWEET.

>> THERE'S NOTHING SWEET ABOUT A

PEOPLE WHO WERE DECIMATED.

A ONCE PROUD NATION THAT FINALLY

LOST HOPE AND LEFT THEIR LEADER

TO BE MASSACRED BY COWBOYS IN A

DEFIANT LAST STAND.

>> WHEN WAS THIS?

>> LAST NIGHT.

>> UNTIL YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME,

WE ARE ASKING ALL YOUR

SUBSCRIBERS TO BOYCOTT YOU.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

ISIS WILL NO LONGER USE YOUR

INSENSITIVE COMPANY FOR ITS

FUND-RAISING.

>> YEAH.

>> ALL RIGHT!

>> GOOD FOR KWROURBG ISIS!

>> WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO?

>> I GUESS WE GOTTA GO BACK TO

SCHOOL.

Loading...