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Nathan invents a system to protect women on first dates, proposes a radical new weight-loss program and helps a party planner reduce "guest list" anxiety for her clients. (21:12)

IN THE WORLD,

AND FOR ONLINE DATING WEBSITESLIKE DATING DNA

THOSE LONG-HAIRED ANGELSARE A PRIZE TO BE WON.

CEO KEVIN CARMONY ADMITS

THAT ATTRACTING MORE FEMALEUSERS TO HIS SITE

IS THE KEY TO GROWTH.

- 'CAUSE RIGHT NOW WE'REPROBABLY 65% MEN, 35% WOMEN.

- BUT TO DO THIS YOU NEEDA THOROUGH UNDERSTANDING

OF HOW THE FEMALE BRAIN WORKS.

SO I PAID KEVIN A VISITAT HIS PENTHOUSE SUITE

IN IRVINE, CALIFORNIA,TO SHARE MY EXPERTISE.

THE MAIN REASON MOST WOMENARE AFRAID TO USE ONLINE DATING

IS BECAUSE THEY THINKTHE PERSON THEY MEET UP WITH

COULD POTENTIALLY BE A KILLERAND MURDER THEM.

- UM, I DON'T KNOWTHAT THAT'S A BIG REASON

THAT WOMEN DON'T SIGN UPFOR DATING SITES.

WE HAVEN'T HAD WOMENCONTACTING US,

"HEY, I MET THIS GUY ON YOURSITE AND HE WAS A CREEP

AND THIS AND THAT HAPPENED."

WE HAVE ENOUGH--- WELL, YOU MIGHT NOT HEAR

FROM THOSE WOMEN BECAUSE...

- I DON'T THINK THAT ISTHE--IT'S CERTAINLY A CONCERN.

- THE SOLUTIONIS DADDY'S WATCHING.

- OKAY.

- UP UNTIL AGE 18, MOST WOMENHAVE A DADDY KEEPING TABS

ON ANY MAN SHE GOES OUT WITH.

BUT ONCE SHE GETS BIGGER,DADDY'S NO LONGER AROUND,

BUT DANGER STILL IS.

SO IF DATING DNA OFFEREDA SECURITY SERVICE

WHERE FEMALE USERS COULD REQUESTTO HAVE SOMEONE

SECRETLY WATCH OVERTHEIR FIRST DATES,

THE WEBSITE WOULD QUICKLY BECOMETHE OBVIOUS CHOICE

FOR WOMENLOOKING TO DATE ONLINE

BECAUSE THEY KNOWTHAT DADDY'S WATCHING.

- EH...

SEEMS A LITTLE CONDESCENDINGTO ME TO WOMEN

THAT DADDY HAS TO TAKE CAREOF YOU AND DADDY'S WATCHING--

- SO YOU DON'T LIKE THE NAME?

- I-I DON'T KNOW--

- NOW BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING,YOU KNOW,

IT MIGHT NOT BE GOOD ON CAMERATO SAY ANYTHING BAD

ABOUT AN IDEATHAT MAKES WOMEN SAFER.

- YES, BUT--- YOU DON'T WANNA LOOK LIKE

YOU'RE NOT TRYINGTO MAKE WOMEN FEEL SAFE.

- YEAH.AND SO THAT'S SOMETHING

THAT MIGHT--MAY MAKE A WOMANFEEL MORE SECURE, CERTAINLY.

- KEVIN LOVED MY IDEA.

BUT BEFORE HE COULD OFFER ITTO HIS USERS,

I NEEDED TO DEVELOPOFFICIAL GUIDELINES

FOR HOW THE DADDY'S WATCHINGSYSTEM WOULD WORK.

SO I FOUND A DATING DNA USER,KAMARIN,

WHO AGREED TO LET METRY OUT THE SERVICE

ON ONE OF HER FIRST DATES.

SO YOUR DATEWILL BE ARRIVING SOON,

AND BECAUSE WE'RE TRYINGTHIS OUT FOR TODAY,

I'LL BE YOUR DADDY.

- OKAY.

- AND WE ALSOHAVE SOME BRANDING

KINDA ELEMENTS WE'RE TRYINGTO INCORPORATE.

SO IF YOU'RE EVER IN FEARAT ANY TIME

DURING YOUR DATE, JUST YELL OUT,

"DADDY, DADDY, COME OVER NOW.

SAVE MY LIFE.YOU MADE A VOW."

- SOUNDS GOOD?

- SO DO YOU WANTTO PRACTICE THAT OR--

- WHAT WOULD HAPPENIF I JUST YELLED, "HELP"?

LIKE, WHAT'S THE SIGNIFICANCEIN ME--

- WELL, IF I JUST HEAR, "HELP,"YOU KNOW, THAT COULD BE ANYONE.

BUT THE DADDY RHYME,I KNOW IT'S YOU.

- COOL.

- ALL RIGHT.- ALL RIGHT.

THANK YOU, NATE.

- NATHAN.- NATHAN.

- YEAH, YOU CAN CALL ME NATE.- ALL RIGHT.

[awkward chuckle]- ALL RIGHT.

WHATEVER.- THANK YOU.

- EITHER WAY...- ALL RIGHT.

- IT'S CASUAL.

WITH KAMARIN PREPPED,I GOT INTO POSITION

OUT FRONT OF HER BUILDING.

AND KNOWINGWHAT HER DATE LOOKED LIKE,

I HAD A METHOD TO COVERTLYVET HIM BEFORE HE PICKED HER UP.

HEY, MAN, COULD YOU DO MEA FAVOR?

I'M JUST MOVINGOUT OF MY BUILDING.

WOULD YOU BE ABLETO TAKE A PHOTO OF ME

IN FRONT OF MY BUILDING?

- UM, YEAH.

- IS THAT COOL?- YEAH.

- OH, I GUESSI PACKED MY CAMERA.

I THOUGHT I HAD IT ON ME.

DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE LIKEA KNIFE, OR ANY WEAPON,

ANYTHING SHARPI COULD OPEN THE BOX WITH...

- I CAN DO IT WITH A KEY.- GUN OR--

OH, KEY?OKAY.

WHERE YOU HEADED?

OH, REALLY?

COOL, THANKS.

YEAH, WOMEN, HUH?

SOMETIMES YOU WANNA KISS 'EM,OTHER TIMES

YOU JUST WANNAWRING THEIR NECKS,

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

YOU FEEL THAT WAY?

LIKE SOMETIMESYOU WANNA KISS 'EM,

OTHER TIMES YOU WANNAWRING THEIR NECKS.

YOU WOULDN'T?

BUT SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW,

WHEN A GIRL SAYS NOSHE REALLY MEANS YES, RIGHT?

YEAH?

YOU'RE NOT A SEX OFFENDEROR ANYTHING?

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, YEAH.HAVE A GOOD DAY.

CODY SEEMED OKAY AT FIRST

BUT JUST TO BE SAFE,

I PRESERVED HIS FINGERPRINTSFROM THE CAMERA

SO I COULD GIVE THEMTO THE AUTHORITIES

IN CASE THINGS TOOK A TURNFOR THE WORSE.

MOMENTS LATER, THEY LEFT FORTHEIR DATE AT THE BOWLING ALLEY,

AND I WAS SURETO FOLLOW CLOSE BEHIND.

ONCE THEY ARRIVED,

THEY STARTED THEIR GAMEAND GOT TO KNOW EACH OTHER.

- WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

- I'M ORIGINALLY FROM ANAHEIM.

I LIVE IN WESTWOOD NOW.

- AND FROM A DISTANCE,

IT LOOKED AS THOUGH THINGSWERE OFF TO A GOOD START.

BUT IN CASE SOMETHINGWERE TO HAPPEN,

I HAD A METHOD THAT ALLOWED METO BE RIGHT NEXT TO THEM,

AND COMPLETELY INVISIBLEAT THE SAME TIME.

DISGUISED AS A FEMALE BOWLERIN RELIGIOUS GARB,

I WAS ABLE TO BE WITHIN EARSHOTOF KAMARIN AND HER DATE.

READY TO SPLIT THINGS UPIF HIS STRIKE CELEBRATIONS

GOT A LITTLE TOO TOUCHY.

FORTUNATELY,THAT WASN'T REQUIRED.

CODY SEEMEDLIKE A GENUINELY GOOD GUY,

AND I COULD TELL KAMARINFELT SAFE

AS SHE REALLY BEGAN TO OPEN UP.

- IF TWO PLANESBROUGHT DOWN THE TWO TOWERS...

- UH-HUH?

- I COULD SEETHAT AS BEING FEASIBLE.

- OKAY.

- BUT WHAT BROUGHT DOWNBUILDING NUMBER SEVEN?

BUILDING SEVEN.

- MY METHOD WAS WORKINGPERFECTLY,

AND AFTER CODYRETURNED HER HOME UNHARMED,

I WENT INSIDE TO SEEIF KAMARIN FELT AS GOOD AS I DID

ABOUT THE SERVICE.

DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU FELT SAFE

AND EVERYTHING?- YEAH. FEEL PRETTY SECURE.

- YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS ME,RIGHT?

- NO.NOT AT ALL.

- YEAH, SO...

THAT SHOWS THAT I GUESSIT WORKED PRETTY WELL.

- YEAH.

- THE DADDY'S WATCHING SYSTEMWAS A TOTAL SUCCESS.

BUT FOR IT TO WORKWITH DATING DNA

I'D NEED TO BUILD A STAFFOF TRAINED DADDIES

WHO'D BE AS TRUSTWORTHY AS I AM.

SO I PUT UP SOME FLIERSTHAT OFFERED SECURITY WORK.

AND THE NEXT DAY

I MET WITH THE ONE GUYWHO RESPONDED TO MY AD.

WHAT WOULD YOU DOIN THIS SCENARIO?

YOU'RE PROTECTING THE WOMANAND THE GUY TRIES TO KISS HER.

- I'M GONNA DROP HIM.- WHAT DOES THAT--

- IF I DO IT HARD ENOUGH,RIGHT HERE,

AND RIGHT IN THE GLANDSFOR YOUR WINDPIPE,

I PUSH HARD ENOUGH TO--LIKE THIS.

FOR ABOUT THIRT--FOR ABOUT THREE SECONDS--FOUR,

I CAN PUT YOU OUT.

- COOL.- OR BACK HERE, RIGHT HERE.

UNDERNEATH THE LOBE.

BUT YOU HAVE TO GO LIKE THAT[thwack]

BACK HERE BY THE LOBETO GET IT.

YOU KNOW, IT PUTS YOU OUTFOR ABOUT 30 SECONDS.

THIS ONE HERE PUTS YOU OUTFOR ABOUT A MINUTE.

- SO YOU KNOW LOTS OF MOVES.

- I KNOW A COUPLE, YEAH.

- MARK SEEMED QUALIFIEDFOR THE JOB,

BUT I STILL NEEDEDTO SEE HIM IN ACTION.

SO I ARRANGED THE SERVICE FORANOTHER DATING DNA USER

AND BROUGHT MARK WITH METO HER HOME

TO SEE IF HE COULD HANDLEHIS FIRST REAL JOB AS A DADDY.

- HOW YOU DOING, POLLY?

- GOOD, THANK YOU.

- SO MARK WILL BE YOUR DADDY.- OKAY.

- AND HE WILL BE FOLLOWING YOU

AND WATCHING YOUFROM A DISTANCE.

SO JUST SO YOU KNOW,

WE'VE GIVEN MARKALL YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION.

YOUR ADDRESS, YOUR NAME,PHOTOGRAPHS, YOUR SOCIAL.

SO IF YOU GO MISSING,HE KNOWS HOW TO TRACK YOU DOWN.

- OKAY.

- ALL RIGHT, SO, YEAH.

HAVE A FUN NIGHT, AND UH, YEAH.- THANK YOU.

[door thuds closed]

I'VE WATCHED PEOPLE BEFORE,SO...NEVER HAD A PROBLEM.

- OKAY.

- I'M GONNA PROTECT YOU,WATCH YOU ALL THE TIME.

MAKE SURE--I WON'T KEEP MY EYESOFF YOU AT ALL.

I'LL PROTECT YOU,MAKE SURE YOU GET HOME.

AND I WILL TUCK YOU IN BED.

I'M JUST GONNA TUCK YOU IN BED,AND I'M GONE.

AND MAKE IT CLEARTHAT I COME TUCK YOU IN.

- OKAY.

- MARK MADE POLLY FEEL SAFE,

AND THAT MEANTI COULD NOW RETURN TO KEVIN

AND GIVE HIM EVERYTHINGHE NEEDED

TO IMPLEMENT THE DADDY'SWATCHING SYSTEM NATIONWIDE.

IT FELT SO GOOD TO HELPA STRUGGLING BUSINESS.

BUT I LEFT THAT DAY KNOWING

THAT I ALSO HELPED MAKETHE WORLD A SAFER PLACE.

- HEY, I JUST--I MOVED AWAY FROM HERE.

IF YOU DON'T MIND--YOU GIVE ME A COUPLE SECONDS.

I JUST WANTED--TAKE A PICTURE'CAUSE I MOVED.

- OH, UM,I DON'T HAVE A CAMERA.

- CAMERA'S IN HERE.

- SORRY?

- OKAY.NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

NO, COME HERE.- OH, IT'S FINE.

- STAY RIGHT HERE.NO, COME HERE.

PREMIERE PARTY PLANNERS.

AND SHE HAS BIG HOPES OF TAKINGHER COMPANY,

VERONIQUE EVENTS,TO THE NEXT LEVEL.

- MY WISH IS TO BEA BIGGER COMPANY

WITH A LOT OF ARTISTIC DIRECTORSAND, YOU KNOW, A WHOLE CREW.

- BUT TO DO THIS, SHE'S GOINGTO NEED SOMETHING

THAT MAKES HER DIFFERENTTHAN EVERYONE ELSE.

SO I PAID VERONIQUE A VISITTO SEE IF I COULD HELP.

HEY.

[dog yips]OH, JEEZ--

WHEN SOMEONE'S HAVING A PARTY

THE BIGGEST STRESS COMESFROM WHO TO INVITE.

- ABSOLUTELY.- I MEAN, SOMETIMES

THERE ARE JUST PEOPLEYOU DON'T WANT TO INVITE.

- YES.

- BUT YOU DON'T WANT THEMTO KNOW YOU DIDN'T INVITE THEM

BECAUSE THEN THEY'LL HATE YOU.

BUT YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO KNOWTHAT YOU DON'T LIKE THEM.

RIGHT?- YEAH. BUT THE THING IS,

YOU HAVE TO MAKE CHOICES.

- BUT MAYBE YOU DON'T.

THESE DAYS, MOST PARTYINVITATIONS ARE SENT

AS A DIGITAL INVITETHROUGH EMAIL.

SO IF IT WAS POSSIBLE TO DEVELOPA TECHNOLOGY THAT COULD SEND

CERTAIN PEOPLE'S INVITESDIRECTLY TO THEIR SPAM FOLDER,

VERONIQUE'S CLIENTS COULD INVITEEVERYONE THEY KNOW TO A PARTY,

WHILE GUARANTEEING THEIRUNDESIRED GUEST WON'T SHOW UP.

AND IF CONFRONTED AFTERTHE EVENT BY THAT GUEST,

THEY COULD SIMPLY SAY,

"I DID INVITE YOU.DID YOU CHECK YOUR SPAM?"

- THAT IS A GA--GREAT TRICK.

- I MEAN, AS THE ONLY PARTYPLANNER TO PROVIDE THIS SERVICE,

YOU WOULD GET EVERYONE WANTINGYOU TO PLAN THEIR PARTY.

- YOU KNOW,I WANT TO SEE HOW IT WORKS.

I WOULD LOVETO HAVE THIS INFORMATION.

AND THEN IF I HAVE THE USE, YES.WHY NOT USING IT?

- BEFORE VERONIQUE COULD OFFERTHIS SERVICE TO HER CLIENTS,

I'D FIRST NEED TO CREATETHE TECHNOLOGY TO MAKE IT WORK.

SO I HIRED A SOFTWARE ENGINEERNAMED CHRIS,

WHO BUILT ME A CUSTOM INVITATIONSYSTEM TO EXECUTE MY IDEA.

- ALL RIGHT, SO THIS ISTHE INVITATION FORM.

- RIGHT.- AND THEN ON THIS SIDE

YOU ENTER THE EMAILSWITH YOUR DESIRED GUESTS

AND YOUR UNDESIRED GUESTS.

- SO THE EMAILS IN HEREGO WHERE?

- THE DESIRED GUESTS EMAILSWILL BE SENT TO THE INBOX.

BUT WITH THE UNDESIRED GUESTS

I JUST PUT A WHOLE BUNCHOF SPAM WORDS IN THAT EMAIL,

SENT IT THROUGH A FOREIGN SERVERTHAT WAS LOCATED IN RUSSIA.

- SO THAT MAKES IT GO TO SPAM--- YEAH.

SO THAT MAKES IT GO TO SPAM.

- AND WHAT WORDS DID YOU USE?

- UM, I USED "VIAGRA", "PENIS","PENIS ENLARGEMENTS",

I PUT EVERYTHING FROM1-INCH PENIS ALL THE WAY

TO 10-INCH PENIS.

- WHY 1-INCH PENIS?

- UH, BECAUSE IT'S JUST MORETO PUT IN THERE.

- 'CAUSE I'VE SEEN SPAMFOR LIKE, 8-INCH PENIS,

9--- YEAH.

- BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE--A SPAM EMAIL SAY, LIKE,

"DO YOU WANT A 1-INCH PENIS?"

- [laughs]

- BUT YEAH.

IT SEEMS LIKE YOU DIDA GOOD JOB.

- YEAH.

- CHRIS SENT A TEST INVITETO MY EMAIL

AND IT SEEMED TO WORK GREAT

WITH THE HIDDEN KEYWORDSDIRECTING IT

STRAIGHT TO MY SPAM FOLDER.

THERE IT IS.

SO THE NEXT DAY, I RETURNEDTO VERONIQUE TO SHOW HER

WHAT I HAD DEVELOPED.

[dog yips shrilly]OH!

OH, SORRY, SORRY.JESUS CHRIST.

THE PROGRAM WILL ADD HIDDENWORDS TO THOSE EMAILS

THAT WILL MAKE THEM GODIRECTLY TO SPAM.

- OH.- THERE'S "PENIS", "ROLEX"--

- I MEAN THE IDEA IS--

- UH, "PENIS ENLARGEMENT"...- OH.

- "VIAGRA", "8-INCH PENIS","9-INCH PENIS",

"10-INCH PENIS",

"11-INCH PENIS"...- GOOD.

- "VIAGRA PENIS"--

- I MEAN, I DON'T NEED TO KNOWEXACTLY--

IS IT IMPORTANT FOR ME TO KNOWTHIS INFORMATION?

- IF ANY OF YOUR CLIENTS ASK,YOU SHOULD KNOW.

- NO,NOBODY WOULD BE INTERESTED.

- WELL, SOME PEOPLEMIGHT WANT TO KNOW HOW IT WORKS.

IT'S INTERESTING SCIENCE.

VERONIQUE WAS IMPRESSED.

BUT IN ORDER TO SHOW HERTHE PSYCHOLOGICAL IMPACT

MY SYSTEM WOULD HAVE,

I DECIDED TO THROWA SMALL PARTY AT MY PLACE

AND PUT SOMEONE THAT I KNOWON THE UNDESIRED GUEST LIST.

FOR THIS, I CHOSE SALOMON,WHO WORKS ON MY SHOW,

BECAUSE I KNEW ITWOULD HURT HIS FEELINGS

IF HE FOUND OUTHE WASN'T INVITED.

SO AFTER SENDING THE INVITES,

I HEADED HOME TO PREPAREFOR MY PARTY.

- MY PLAN WAS TO TAKE PHOTOSOF THE EVENT

AND THEN POST THEM ONLINE

SO SALOMON WOULD SEE HE MISSEDOUT ON A REALLY FUN PARTY.

UNFORTUNATELY, THE FEW DESIREDGUESTS I INVITED SAID

THEY COULDN'T MAKE ITON SUCH SHORT NOTICE.

BUT I STILL FELTVERONIQUE AND I

WERE ENOUGH TO HAVE A PARTY.

DO YOU...SPEAK FRENCH,

OR IS ITJUST THE ACCENT YOU DO?

- NO, I SPEAK FRENCH.

- OH, OKAY.

- AND I DON'T WANT TO BE RUDE

BUT I REALLY HAVE TO LEAVESOON SO...

- WITH VERONIQUEON THE VERGE OF LEAVING,

I WAS HOPEFUL THE ENTERTAINMENTI HIRED

WOULD TURN THINGS AROUND--

A PROFESSIONAL BILL GATESIMPERSONATOR

WHO I'D WORKED WITH IN THE PAST.

- IT'S REALLY GREAT TO BE HERE.

THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A PARTY.

YOU KNOW, UH...

YOU WORK HARD ALL YOUR LIFE,

ESPECIALLY TRYING TO GETMICROSOFT WORKING.

I MEAN, MICROSOFT.

WHAT WOULD WE HAVE DONEWITHOUT IT?

IN THE OFFICE DAYS--OLDER OFFICEDAYS, IN THE '80s

YOU HAD BIG COMPUTERSIN A ROOM.

I MEAN, ENORMOUS.

AND LOOK AT THE TECHNOLOGY NOW.

IT TAKES A INVENTIVE MIND

TO RUN AND INVENT...THIS MICROSOFT.

AND I'M VERY HAPPY.

[awkward applause]

- AFTER BILL'S PERFORMANCETHE PARTY HAD REACHED ITS PEAK,

SO THE ONLY THING LEFT TO DO WASTAKE SOME PHOTOS OF THE EVENT

BEFORE VERONIQUE HAD TO GO.

AND AFTER AN HOUR OF GETTING TOKNOW THE MAN BEHIND BILL GATES--

WHY WERE YOU CIRCUMCISED TWICE?

- WELL, THE FIRST TIME, UM...

THERE WAS A PROBLEMWITH THE FORESKIN.

- I WRAPPED THINGS UP

AND THE NEXT DAY, I POSTEDMY PARTY PICS ON FACEBOOK,

WHERE I WAS SURE SOLOMONWOULD SEE THEM.

WITH EVERYTHING IN PLACE,

IT WAS NOW TIME TO TESTTHE IMPACT OF MY IDEA.

SO I BROUGHT VERONIQUEINTO THE OFFICE

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