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President Obama visits Brickleberry just as Woody undergoes a drastic surgical procedure, and Bobby creates his own alternative to Obamacare. (21:10)

- CONGRATULATIONS, BILLY.

YOU WIN MOST HANDICAPPED.

[cheers and applause]

- THIS IS BULLSHIT.

- AND NOWTHE AWARD FOR COOLEST,

MOST POPULAR KID IN SCHOOLGOES TO WOODY JOHNSON.

DID YOUFORGET SOMETHING, SON?

[laughter]

THE ONLY AWARD YOU'LL WINIS WEIRDEST LOOKING BALLS.

- DAMN!

HIS BALLS LOOKLIKE THEY MAD AT EACH OTHER.

- MORE BAD NEWS,MR. JOHNSON.

I CALLED YOUR MOTHER.

- NO!

- WOODY, YOU'VE BEENA BAD BOY.

[roaring]

- AH, AH, AH!

- WOODY!- NO, MOMMY! DON'T HURT ME!

- OUCH!- DON'T HURT ME, MOMMY!

- ANOTHER NIGHTMARE?

- YEAH.SORRY, LITTLE BUDDY.

- OH, THAT'S NICE.

NO, I'M SURE "SORRY"STOPS BRAIN SWELLING.

- WELL, AT LEASTI DIDN'T BREAK MY AWARD.

- THANK YOU,MR. PRESIDENT.

NO.THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT.

NO.THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT!

NO, YOU'RE GONNA SCREW IT UP,JOHNSON.

- HEY, PLAYER,I THOUGHT WIGGITY-WE

SHOULD SPENDA LITTLE TIGGITY-TIME TOGEVAH.

JUST BIG DUBSAND RUN-DM-STEVE.

- STEVE, I WILL MURDER YOU.

- WANNA WATCH WILLY WIZZLE AND THE CHIZZLE FIZZLE?

I RENTED IT ON BLU-RIZZLE.

- I'M WARNING YOU, STEVE.

- [whispers]GIVE HIM THE PIE.

- OH, I MADE YOUA P-CUH-P-CUH-P-CUH-P-CUH-P-CUH-

P-CUH-P-CUH-P-CUH-P-CUH-P-CUH-P-CUH-P-CUH-P-CUH-P-CUH-PIE!

- YES!

- UH-OH,MY P-CUH-P-CUH-P-CUH-PIE.

OH, NO.MALLOY, CALL AN AMBU-LIZZLE!

- [groans]- WOODY, I HAVE GOOD NEWS

AND BAD NEWSAND SUPER BAD NEWS.

- WHAT'S THE SUPER BAD NEWS?

- [sighs]

BEN AFFLECKIS THE NEW BATMAN.

- WHO GIVES A SHIT?WHAT ABOUT ME?

- WOODY, YOU DESTROYEDYOUR LIVER,

TOTALLY, WELL, [bleep] IT UP.

THE GOOD NEWS IS, I HAVEA DONOR LIVER RIGHT HERE.

- OH, THAT'S GREAT, DOC.

- THE BAD NEWS ISTHAT ACCORDING TO PAGE 2,242

OF THE OBAMACARE MANUAL,

THIS LIVER MUST GOTO A GAY, ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT.

- HOLY SHIT,FOX NEWS WAS RIGHT.

- WOODY, SINCE WE CAN'TFIND YOU A LIVER,

YOU'LL BE SHARING ONE.

- SHARE A LIVER?WITH WHO?

- HEY, LIVER BUDDY!- WHAT?

YOU ATTACHED METO THIS MORON?

WHY DIDN'T YOU JUSTPUT ME ON DIALYSIS?

- TRUST ME, WOODY,I TRIED.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, DIALYSIS?

- AIN'T NOBODY GETTINGON DIALYSIS

UNLESS THEY PUTA RING ON IT.

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