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The Magic Bush

Cartman and Butters get their hands on a drone and take it for a spin around the neighborhood. (21:30)

♪ LOO, LOO, LOO, LOO, LOO,LOO, LOO ♪

♪ LOO, LOO, LOO, LOO, LOO

HEY, DOUCHE BAG.ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING COOL?

HEY, ERIC.

I'M JUST LOOKING AT A VIDEOOF BIRD EGGS THAT I TOOK.

OH, GOD DAMN IT.NOBODY'S DOING ANYTHING COOL.

I'M SO BORED.EVERYTHING IS SO STUPID.

I DON'T KNOW.THIS BIRD NEST IS PRETTY NEAT-O.

NO, IT ISN'T.

MY DAD AND I SHOT IS YESTERDAYAT THE LAKE.THAT'S STUPID.

YOU CAN SEE THE MAMA BIRDFLY IN.

I'M DYING OF BOREDOM.

WE TOOK ALL KINDS OF VIDEOSWITH THIS DRONE.

WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

YOU KNOW,THOSE DRONE THINGIES.

YOU CAN MAKE IT FLY ANYWHEREAND SHOOT VIDEO AND STUFF.

YOUR DAD HASA FUCKING DRONE?!

WHOA!

IT CAN FLY LIKE AQUARTER MILE AWAY FROMWHOEVER'S CONTROLLING IT.

AND IT CAN TAKE VIDEO THE ENTIRETIME RIGHT TO YOUR PHONE.

[ GASPS ]DON'T TOUCH THE PROPELLERS.

YOU WANT TO TAKE IT OUTFOR A SPIN?

ARE YOU CRAZY?THIS IS MY DAD'S DRONE.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAHOW MUCH FUN

WE COULD HAVEWITH THIS THING?

WE COULD SPY ON EVERYONE.

MY DAD SAYS IT'S NOT FOR SPYINGON PEOPLE.

BUTTERS,THAT'S ALL DRONES ARE FOR.

IF WE USE IT FOR A COUPLEMINUTES TONIGHT,

YOUR DAD WILL NEVER KNOW.

OH, HE'LL KNOW.YOU CAN HEAR IT TAKE OFF.

OKAY. GOOD IDEA.WE'LL TAKE IT OVER TO MY HOUSE.

COME OVER AFTER DARK,AND DON'T TELL ANYONE.

NO, ERIC.I DON'T WANT TO --

Mr. Stotch: BUTTERS!

OH, SHIT, IT'S YOUR DAD.GO, GO, GO!

I'LL SEE YOU LATERAT MY HOUSE.

BUTTERS, ARE YOU HOME?

COMING, DAD!

[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

BUTTERS, IS THAT YOU?

YEAH, IT'S ME.

NOBODY FOLLOWED YOU, RIGHT?YOU DIDN'T TELL ANYBODY?

OF COURSE NOT.

ALL RIGHT. COME IN.

KENNY'S HERE.I TOLD HIM ALL ABOUT IT.

WHAT?!YOU SAID NOBODY WOULD KNOW!

IT'S JUST KENNY.

LIKE WE'RE NOT GONNA TELL KENNYWE HAVE A FUCKING DRONE.

COME ON, BUTTERS.ALL RIGHT. COME ON, GUYS.

I THINK I HAVE THIS THINGFIGURED OUT.

[ WHIRRING ]

DUDE, NO WAY!THIS THING IS SO EPIC.

[ DOG BARKS ]

BE CAREFULOF THE POWER LINES!

DUDE, LOOK!THERE'S EVERYONE'S BACKYARDS!

DUDE,THERE'S CRAIG'S HOUSE.

THAT'S CRAIG'S HOUSE.

MRPH RMHMHM RM!

OKAY, UH,MAYBE THAT'S ENOUGH.

OH, DUDE.LOOK -- THERE'S CRAIG.

[ CHUCKLES ]

CRAIG'S MOM IS TAKING OFFHER CLOTHES.

MRPH RMHMHM RM!LET ME SEE!

CHECK IT OUT, YOU GUYS.SHE'S TAKING OFF -- OH, MY GOD.

WE'VE GOT FULL BUSH.

MRPH RMHMHM RM!

GEEZ!

THIS THING IS RECORDING,RIGHT?RM!

DUDE, THAT IS CRAIG'S MOM'S BUSHRIGHT THERE.

WAIT. WAIT, WHAT'S THAT?

OH, SHIT, DUDE.BAIL, BAIL!

WHAT DO I DO?!

HIS DAD SEES YOU!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!

FLY BACK TO THE HOUSE,STUPID!

[ POUNDING ON DOOR ]

YOU GOT A PROBLEM, STOTCH?

WHAT ARE YOUTALKING ABOUT?

YOU KNOWWHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

THERE WAS A DRONESPYING ON MY WIFE,

AND YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSONI KNOW WITH A DRONE.

NOW, HOLD ON.I AM A DRONE-HOBBY ENTHUSIAST.

I WOULD NEVER USE MY DRONEIN A WAY

THAT CONTRADICTS THE DRONEHOBBYIST CODE OF CONDUCT.

HORSE SHIT.

YOUR DRONE'S OUT THEREFLYING AROUND RIGHT NOW.

I ASSURE YOU MY DRONEIS SITTING IN THE GARAGE.

I'LL SHOW YOU.

THERE. YOU SEE?

IT'S RIGHT THERE.

SO -- SO YOU FLEW ITBACK HERE IN TIME.

I SWEAR I DIDN'T FLY IT.

WELL, THESE THINGS DON'T JUSTFLY THEMSELVES, DO THEY?

THEY OUGHT TO BE ILLEGAL.

I BETTER NOT FIND OUTIT WAS YOUR DRONE!

[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ]

BUTTERS?

[ PANTING ]

OH. H-HEY, DAD.

BUTTERS,DID YOU HEAR THE DRONE

MAKING ANY SOUNDSIN THE GARAGE?

UH, OH, NO, DAD.I'VE JUST BEEN SLEEPING.

[ WHEEZES ]WHY DO YOU ASK?

NOTHING, SON.IT'S NOTHING.

GET BACK TO SLEEP, PAL.LOVE YOU.

LOVE YOU, TOO, DAD.

[ PANTING ]

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.SHH. KENNY.

HERE COMES STAN AND KYLE.

REMEMBER -- NOT A WORDABOUT THIS TO ANYONE.

MRPH RMHMHM RM.NOT A WORD, KENNY.

MRPH RM!

SERIOUSLY, IT'S LIKETHERE'S NO REAL THINGTO GRAB ONTO, YOU KNOW?

YEAH, I DON'T EVEN KNOWIF I'M GONNA WATCH IT ANYMORE.

I KNOW.

HEY, GUYS.

'SUP?

[ Straining ] EHH...

EEHHHH...

YOU GUYS WANT TO SEECRAIG'S MOM'S BUSH?

RM!MRPH RMHMHM RM!

WHAT?!

SOMEBODY, I GUESS,WAS SPYING ON CRAIG'S MOM,

AND THEY GOT PICTURESOF HER BUSH,

AND IT'S LIKE --IT'S LIKE A YETI.

YOU GUYS WANTTO CHECK IT OUT?

RM!THAT'S HORRIBLE.

IF THAT'S TRUE,I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT.

YOU DON'T WANT TO SEECRAIG'S MOM'S BUSH?

NOT IF SOMEBODY TOOK PICTURESWITHOUT HER KNOWING.

LET ME SEE.

LOCKED AND LOADED.

FULL METAL BUSH, BRO.

HOW DID YOU GET THATON YOUR PHONE?

OH, UM...UH...KENNY?

UM...IT'S ONTHE INTERNET.

YEAH, I JUST DOWNLOADED ITOFF THE INTERNET.

NOBODY KNOWS WHO TOOK IT,HUH, KENNY?

UH-HUH.

THAT'S TERRIBLE.

I KNOW, RIGHT?NOW EVERYONE'S GONNA SEE IT.

HEY, CRAIG.

HAVE YOU CHECKED OUTTHE INTERNET LATELY?

[ ALL CHORTLING ]

WHAT ARE YOUTALKING ABOUT?

OHH, NOTHING.

IT'S JUST THAT YOU MIGHT WANT TOINVEST IN SOME HEDGE CLIPPERS.

[ ALL CHORTLING ]

FOR WHAT?

OHH, NOTHING.

YOU JUST MIGHT WANT TO...

HIRE TARZAN TO DO SOMELANDSCAPING WORK FOR YOUR MOM.

[ ALL CHORTLING ][ SLAM! ]

WHAT THE HECKARE YOU DOING?!

WHOA, BUTTERS.CHILLAX, BRO.

WHY DID YOU PUT CRAIG'S MOM'SBUSH ON THE INTERNET?!

BUTTERS --YOU PROMISED ME WE WOULDN'TGET INTO TROUBLE!

BUTTERS, BUTTERS --NOW EVERYONE IS GONNA KNOWWHAT WE WERE DOING!

BUTTERS, I HAD TO, OKAY?

I HAD TO PUT ITON THE INTERNET.

WHY?!

BECAUSE STAN SAW THE VIDEOON MY PHONE, ALL RIGHT?

IF THE VIDEO IS ONLY ON MYPHONE, THEN CLEARLY WE DID IT.

IF WE DOWNLOADED ITOFF THE INTERNET,

THEN ANYONECOULD HAVE DONE IT.

I SHOULD HAVE NEVERLISTENED TO YOU.

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWNTHIS WOULD GET OUT OF HAND.

BUTTERS, DON'T START PLAYINGTHE BLAME GAME HERE, OKAY?

YOU AND KENNY ARE JUSTAS RESPONSIBLE,

AND THE NEXT TIMEYOU WANT TO SHOVE ME,

JUST REMEMBERI'M COVERING YOUR ASS.

[ CHATTER ]

HI, EVERYONE.

FOR THOSE OF YOUI DON'T KNOW AS WELL,

MY NAME IS ROGER DONOVAN,AND, UH...

JUST LIKE YOU, I'M PRETTY UPSETABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON

IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD.

HOW ARETHESE DRONES LEGAL?

MY WIFE DIDN'T DESERVE

TO BE SPLAYED ALL OVERTHE INTERNET LIKE THAT.

YES, WELL, LUCKILY,

NOBODY'S WATCHED THE VIDEO,OF COURSE.

[ ALL MURMURING AGREEMENT ]

BUT THE FACT ISTHAT THESE DRONES

ARE ONLY GETTING MORE POPULAR.

I MEAN, ANYONE CAN GET A DRONEOFF AMAZON FOR 200 BUCKS,

AND THERE'S NO LAWS

AND THE WHOLE THINGIS PRETTY DAMN HAIRY.

OH. OH.GOD, I'M SORRY, LAURA.

YOU KNOW I MEANT THE SITUATIONIS PRETTY HAIRY, RIGHT?

NOTHING TO DO WITHYOU...PERSONALLY.

I MEAN, HOW WOULD I EVEN KNOW?I DIDN'T SEE IT.

UM...

LOOK, WE'RE ALL HERE

BECAUSE WHAT HAPPENED TO LAURACOULD HAPPEN TO ANY OF US.

THERE'S NOBODY REGULATINGTHESE DRONES,

AND IF WE DON'T DOSOMETHING NOW,

WE'RE GONNA BE UP TO OUR NAVELSWITH BUSH.

OH! UH, UP TO OUR NECKSIN TROUBLE.

SORRY!

YOU KNOW, IT USED TO BECALLED "NATURAL."

COMPLETELY SHAVING BALDDOWN THERE

USED TO BE THE WEIRD THING.

IT'S OKAY, HONEY. TH--

BUT NOW, BECAUSE I CHOOSENOT TO LET SOCIETY

DICTATE HOW HAIRY MY VAGINASHOULD BE...

EW.

...I'M LABELED AS SOME KINDOF FREAKING MONSTER.

A-A-AND THAT'S THE POINT.

I MEAN, WE ALL HAVE THINGSABOUT OURSELVES

THAT ARE EMBARRASSINGTHAT -- THAT --

I'M NOT EMBARRASSED ABOUT IT!IT'S NATURAL!

IT'S A LOT OF NATURAL.

LOOK, LOOK, WHY WE'RE HERE

IS BECAUSE IT'S GONNA TAKEALL OF US --

A NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH --

TO MAKE SURE THAT OUR COMMUNITYSTAYS SAFE.

YEAH, BUT HOW CAN WE KEEPTHAT CLOSE A WATCH

ON THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD?

IT'S SIMPLE.

[ WHIRRING ]

OH, YEAH.THIS IS GONNA WORK GREAT.

[ WHIRRING CONTINUES ]

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

WHAT?

IS -- IS THIS --YOU THINK THIS IS COOL?

WHAT DOES THATHAVE TO DO WITH ME?

SEE, WHEN YOU START INVADINGPEOPLE'S PRIVACY

AND THINKING IT'S HARMLESS

TO PUT UP PICTURES OF THEMTHEY DIDN'T WANT UP, KENNY,

YOU START A DOMINO EFFECT

THAT EVENTUALLY SCREWSEVERYTHING UP FOR EVERYBODY.

KENNY HAS NO IDEA WHATYOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, DUDE.

I WAS IN THE BATHROOM

WHEN YOU WERE TALKINGTO BUTTERS, CARTMAN.

I KNOW YOU --YOU WERE WHAT?

I WAS IN THE BATHROOM --YOU WERE SPYING ON ME?!

NO. I WAS TAKING A CRAP,AND I HEARD YOU GUYS TALKING.

BUT YOU DIDN'T SAYANYTHING?

THAT'S FUCKING SPYING,KYLE!

HOW IS THAT SPYING?!

YOU WERE LISTENING BUT WE DIDN'TKNOW YOU WERE THERE.

HOW IS THAT NOT SPYING?!YOU'RE A DICK!

YOU'RE A SPYING DICK,

AND NOW YOU WANT TO LECTUREKENNY ABOUT SPYING?!

FUCK YOU,HYPOCRITE DICK SPY.

[ WHIRRING CONTINUES ]

HELLO.CAN I HELP YOU?

YES. I'D LIKETO RETURN THIS DRONE.

YOU WANT TO RETURN IT?

YES, I'M --I'M NOT INTO THE HOBBY ANYMORE.

THE HOBBY OF FLYING DRONESIS NEW AND EXCITING.

HOW CAN YOUNOT BE INTO IT?

LOOK,SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT.

IT DOES THINGS.

IT...

flies by itself.

UH...NO.SOMEBODY HAS TO CONTROL IT.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

IT WAS IN THE GARAGE,

AND THE BATTERYWAS FULLY CHARGED.

SOMEONE SAID THEY'D SEEN ITFLYING AROUND, SO I CHECKED.

The battery was half empty.

[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ]

I'M SORRY,BUT WE DON'T DO RETURNS.

PLEASE, I JUST WANT ANOTHERHOBBY TO GET ENTHUSED ABOUT.

SIR, DID YOU TRY LOOKINGAT THE SD CARD?

ALL THE VIDEO GETS RECORDEDTO THAT,

SO YOU COULD PROBABLY DETERMINEWHO FLEW IT.

YOU THINK I DIDN'T TRY THAT?

I PULLED OUT THE SD CARD.

[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ]IT WAS ALL ERASED.

SOMEHOW IT ERASEDEVERYTHING!

UH, SIR, DID YOU CONSIDER

THAT YOUR SONMIGHT HAVE DONE THAT?

NO. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO FLY ITWITHOUT MY SUPERVISION.

[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ MUSIC STOPS ]

[ WHIRRING ]

OH, FOR GOD'S SAKES!

GOD DAMN IT!GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

THAT DOES IT!

YOU PEOPLEHAVE TO DO SOMETHING.

YOU'RE THE LAW, AND THESE THINGSNEED TO BE ILLEGAL.

BUT THEY AREN'T ILLEGAL,MR. TUCKER.

OUR PRIVACY WAS INVADED,

AND NOW THERE ARE KIDS AT SCHOOLMAKING MUSIC VIDEOS

WITH THE FOOTAGE OF MY WIFE.

HAVE YOU SEENWHAT THEY'RE DOING?!

NO, NO. NONE OF USWATCHED THE VIDEO.

BUT IF WE DID,WE COULD HANDLE IT.

WE'RE POLICE OFFICERS.

WE SEE SICKENING THINGSLIKE THAT EVERY DAY.

WE UNDERSTAND THE HUMILIATIONYOUR WIFE HAS GONE THROUGH,

MR. TUCKER,BUT WE DON'T --

I HAVEN'T BEEN "HUMILIATED."I'VE BEEN WRONGED.

WE ARE HERETO ASK FOR YOUR HELP.

NOW ARE YOU GONNAHELP US OR NOT?

WELL, THAT'D PROBABLYBE BEST LEFT

TO A PROFESSIONALHAIR-REMOVAL COMPANY.

OR PERHAPSA FOREST RANGER.

HELP US WITH THE DRONESSPYING ON US.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.WE'LL DO EVERYTHING WE CAN.

[ WHIRRING ]

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!BUTTERS --

WHY WOULD YOU TURNCRAIG'S MOM'S BUSH

INTO A MUSIC VIDEOSTARRING US?!

BECAUSE, BUTTERS --

WHY CAN'T YOULEAVE IT ALONE?

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST STOP?!

BECAUSE, BUTTERS,KYLE WAS SPYING ON US, OKAY?

KYLE WAS SPYING ON US,

AND HE KNOWSTHAT WE PUT THE VIDEO

OF CRAIG'S MOMON THE INTERNET.

HE FOUND OUT EVERYTHING.

THAT'S WHY I HADTO MAKE ANOTHER VIDEO.

WHY?!

BECAUSE WHEN KYLE SAYS HE HEARDUS SAY WE MADE THE VIDEO,

WE CAN SAY WE WERE TALKINGABOUT THIS VIDEO.

"OH, THANK YOU, ERIC.THAT'S PRETTY SMART.

I REALLY OWE YOU ONE."

THAT POOR LADY.

HER VAGINA IS EVERYWHERE.POOR CRAIG.

BUTTERS, WE LIVE IN A WORLDWHERE PRIVACY IS GONE, OKAY?

IT'S --IT'S JUST GONE, BUD.

YOUR WIENER, MY BALLS --THEY'RE PUBLIC DOMAIN.

YOU CAN GET ON THE INTERNETRIGHT NOW

AND LOOK AT THAT CHICK FROM"HUNGER GAMES'" BUTT-HOLE.

WE CAN EITHER ALL FREAK OUTABOUT IT,

OR WE CAN JUST CALM DOWNBECAUSE, HONESTLY,

I'M GETTING A LITTLE SICKOF COVERING YOUR ASS.

[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

[ WHIRRING ]

[ CHUCKLES ] GERALD'S WATCHING"HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA."

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE KEEPINGWATCH ON THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

I AM. LET'S SEEWHAT NELSON'S DOING.

[ WHIRRING CONTINUES ]

[ SIREN WAILS ]

OH, SHIT!

DUDE, NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH!I'M NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH!

[ WAILING CONTINUES ]

[ GUNSHOTS ]

[ DRONE MALFUNCTIONS ]

I'VE BEEN SHOT!

[ CRASH!DRONE ENGINE CUTS OUT ]

NO! NO!!

SHOCK AND OUTRAGEALL OVER THE STATE TONIGHT

AFTER AN ON-DUTY POLICE DRONE

CHASED AND SHOT DOWNAN UNARMED CIVILIAN DRONE.

AND WORST OF ALL, YES,THE CIVILIAN DRONE WAS BLACK.

WHAT GIVES THEM THE RIGHTTO SHOOT DOWN OUR DRONES?!

I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING WRONG!

THIS IS A COMPLETE OUTRAGETO DRONE OWNERS EVERYWHERE!

IT WAS ABOUT YEA BIG.

I MEAN, THE HAIR ON ITWAS OUT TO HERE,

AND THEN IT HAD ANOTHER TRAIL OFHAIR DOWN FROM HER BELLY BUTTON.

I MEAN THE -- THE DRONE.

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I SAW.THAT -- THAT'S ALL I SAW.

WHILE POLICE CLAIM THEY WERE

ONLY FOLLOWINGSTANDARD PROTOCOL,

THE DRONE OWNERSARE BANDING TOGETHER

AND HOLDING A CANDLELIGHT VIGIL.

[ WHIRRING ]

[ SIRENS CHIRPING ]

Man: PLEASE DISPERSE.

CANDLES ON TOP OF DRONES ARE A FIRE HAZARD.

RETURN TO YOUR GARAGES.

WHAT THE HELL ARETHESE POLICE DRONES DOING?

WE CAN'T PROTEST NOW?

JUST HOVER, HONEY.

THEY CAN'T DO ANYTHINGIF WE'RE JUST HOVERING.

[ POUNDING ON DOOR ]

RANDY, WE NEED TO TALK.

OKAY.

Inside!

I'VE BEEN GOING OVER ITAND OVER IT IN MY HEAD.

I THOUGHT BUTTERS AND IWERE ALONE,

BUT THEN I SAW YOUON THE NEWS.

ANOTHER DRONE-HOBBYENTHUSIAST

WHOSE DRONE WAS BLAMEDFOR SOMETHING

THE ENTHUSIASTDIDN'T RECALL DOING.

RANDY,THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.

IS IT POSSIBLETHAT YOU DID SOMETHING

CONTRARY TO THE PROPERCODE OF CONDUCT

FOR DRONE-FLYINGENTHUSIASTS?

NO. I DIDN'T.

[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ]

I THOUGHTIT WAS JUST MY DRONE.

BUT I THINKIT MIGHT BE ALL OF THEM.

WHAT MIGHT BE?

ONCE YOU ELIMINATETHE IMPOSSIBLE,

WHATEVER REMAINS,NO MATTER HOW IMPROBABLE,

MUST BE THE TRUTH.

OUR DRONE FLEW.

THE BATTERY WAS DRAINED.

THE SD CARD WAS ERASED.

BUTTERS WAS THE ONLY OTHERPERSON WHO HAD ACCESS TO IT.

BUTTERS CAN'T USE THE DRONEWITHOUT MY SUPERVISION.

SO WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE US,RANDY?

DRONES ARE...SPOOKY?

IF THEY HAVE MINDS OF THEIR OWN,THEY'RE MORE THAN SPOOKY.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,

BUT I'M STARTING TO FEEL PRETTYUN-ENTHUSED ABOUT THIS HOBBY.

THE TOWN OF SOUTH PARK HASBECOME A HOTBED OF TENSION

WITH CIVILIANS LASHING OUTAT POLICE.

AFTER POLICE USED EXCESSIVEFORCE AT A PEACEFUL PROTEST,

THE TOWN HAS NOW BROKEN OUTINTO FULL-SCALE RIOTS.

[ SIREN WAILING, GLASS BREAKING,DRONES WHIRRING ]

AS THE PEOPLE OF SOUTH PARKCONTINUE TO PROTEST,

THE SOUTH PARK POLICE

ARE NOW ORDERING A MANDATORYREVERSE CURFEW.

THE GOVERNOR HAS ASKED FOR HELPFROM THE NATIONAL GUARD

TO BRING ORDER TO THE TOWN.

[ WHIRRING ]

Man:TONIGHT ON AN ALL-NEW "20/20,"

A TOWN IN CRISISOVER THE MATTER OF PRIVACY.

NOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME,

WE SIT DOWN AND TALK TO THE MOMBEHIND THE BUSH.

YOU'VE BECOMESORT OF A POSTER CHILD

FOR PRIVACYAND DRONE ISSUES.

I DON'T THINK ANYONEWANTS TO LIVE IN A WORLD

WHERE POLICE DRONES

ARE MONITORINGNEIGHBORHOOD-WATCH DRONES.

I MEAN, WHERE DOES IT STOP?

IT JUST KEEPS GOING ON AND ON,KIND OF LIKE YOUR...

I MEAN,IT JUST GOES OUTSIDE

WHAT MOST PEOPLEWOULD CALL ACCEPTABLE.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN PICTURESOF NAKED WOMEN BEFORE 2005?

IT'S NOT THAT WEIRD.IT'S OKAY, HONEY.

I DIDN'T SEE THE VIDEO.

I DON'T BELIEVEIN DOING THAT,

BUT, UH, I'M JUST SAYING

THAT THIS SITUATIONIN YOUR TOWN IS...

UNWIELDY?

[ BUZZING, STATIC ]

PLEASE DO NOT ADJUST YOUR TELEVISIONS.

WHAT IS THAT?

MY NAME IS STEPHEN WILLIS STOTCH.

THE DRONE THAT TOOK THE VIDEO

OF CRAIG'S MOM WAS MY DRONE.

I DIDN'T WANT TO BELIEVE IT,

BUT THEY DO THINGS WITHOUT US KNOWING.

AT THIS POINT,

I HAVE COMPLETELY LOST ALL ENTHUSIASM FOR THE HOBBY.

ALL OF YOU WITH DRONES, PLEASE LISTEN TO ME.

THREE DAYS AGO, MY DRONE RECORDED A VIDEO

THAT SOMETHING UPLOADED TO THE INTERNET.

WE ALL WERE TOLD TO RESPECTFULLY

NOT WATCH THE VIDEO.

BUT ON THE PAGE, IT HAS OVER 300 MILLION VIEWS.

SO IF NONE OF US WATCHED IT, WHO DID?

[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ]

WE HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO GET RID OF THEM

BEFORE THEY GET RID OF US.

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

[ SIREN WAILS ]

OH, HEY, BUTTERS. 'SUP?

DO YOU REMEMBERWHEN I SHOWED YOU THE VIDEO

OF THE LITTLE BIRD EGGS?

THAT'S THE LAST TIMEI FELT HAPPY.

DUDE, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

I HAVE TO TELL THE TRUTH.

I WANT YOU AND KENNY TO COMEWITH ME

AND TELL CRAIG'S MOM WE'RE SORRYAND THAT WE'LL --

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.COME INSIDE.

THERE'S DRONES OUT HERE.

I DON'T WANT ANY MOREDISCUSSIONS, ERIC.

I DON'T WANTANY MORE EXCUSES.

BUTTERS --I JUST WANT TO END THIS

SO WE CAN TAKE OUR PUNISHMENTAND BE DONE WITH IT.

OKAY. OKAY.BUTTERS. BUTTERS --

I DON'T WANT ALLTHESE DRONES EVERYWHERE!

NOBODY DOES!BUTTERS!

ALL RIGHT,ALL RIGHT, BUTTERS. FINE.

I HAVE A WAY THAT WE CAN GET RIDOF ALL THE DRONES.

YOU DO?

YES.EVERYONE'S SICK OF IT.

IT'S JUST THATEVERYONE'S WAITING

FOR EVERYONE ELSE TO STOP.

WE CAN PUT AN ENDTO IT ALL TONIGHT.

WE'RE JUST GONNANEED ONE THING.

WHAT?YOUR DAD'S DRONE.

NO! THERE IS NO WAYWE'RE GONNA --BUTTERS, BUTTERS, BUTTERS!

JENNIFER LAWRENCE'S BUTT-HOLEDIDN'T TAKE A PICTURE OF ITSELF.

IT STARTED WITH HER,RIGHT?

JUST LIKE THIS STARTED WITH YOUSPYING ON BIRDS.

NOW, I'M WILLING TO BAIL YOU OUTOF ALL THIS,

BUT I SWEARIT'S THE LAST TIME, OKAY?!

OKAY.

[ GUN COCKS ]

TIME TO END THIS HOBBYONCE AND FOR ALL.

NO.

NO!

ALL RIGHT.WE'VE GOT POWER.

PREPARE FOR TAKEOFF.

IF THIS DOESN'T WORK,WE ARE DEAD.

IT'LL WORK, BUTTERS.

IF THERE'S ONE THINGWE'VE LEARNED,

IT'S THAT DRONES CAN'T RESISTCRAIG'S MOM.

[ WHIRRING ]

[ SIREN WAILING ]

[ WHIRRING CONTINUES ]

[ TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

WE ARE HERE TONIGHTTO PAY TRIBUTE

TO A WOMAN WHO OVERCAMEHUMILIATION,

WHO ROSE ABOVE THE MONSTERSINVADING HER PRIVACY

AND SAID, "NO MORE!"

JUST WHEN IT SEEMEDTHAT WE WERE ABOUT

TO LIVE IN A WORLDCONTROLLED BY DRONES,

SHE DID SOMETHING MIRACULOUS.

AND SOMEDAY,OUR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN

WILL STILL BE TELLING STORIES

ABOUT HOW CRAIG'S MOMFLEW THROUGH THE TOWN

AND LED ALL THE DRONES AWAY.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪ HAVE YOU HEARD THE TALEOF CRAIG'S MOM'S BUSH ♪

♪ AND THE NIGHT THAT IT SAVED USFROM DRONES? ♪

♪ NOBODY KNEW THE POWER IT HAD

♪ THEY JUST THOUGHTIT WAS SHAGGY AND GROSS ♪

♪ CRAIG'S MOM LIVED A LIFEOF SHAME AND DESPAIR ♪

♪ EVERYONE FEAREDHER GREAT, GIANT BUSH ♪

THEY DIDN'T.

♪ BUT THEN WHEN DRONESWERE FILLING THE SKY ♪

♪ SHE UNFURLED HER BUSHAND SHE USED IT TO FLY ♪

♪ CRAIG'S MOM'S BUSH,CRAIG'S MOM'S BUSH ♪

♪ GARGANTUAN THICKETOF MADNESS ♪

♪ BIGGER THAN EARTHAND DENSER THAN GOLD ♪

♪ TRULY A MAGICAL BUSHTO BEHOLD ♪

[ WHISTLING ]WELL, YOU SEE, BUTTERS?

EVERYTHING WORKED OUT.

"OH, THANK YOU, ERIC.

"I SCREWED UP EVERYTHING,BUT NOW EVERYONE'S HAPPY.

THANKS FORCOVERING MY ASS."

CRAIG'S MOMDOESN'T SEEM VERY HAPPY.

[ WHISTLING CONTINUES ]

ALL RIGHT.

I HAVE A WAY THAT WE CAN MAKECRAIG'S MOM HAPPY.

NO. NO, NO, NO.I'M SORRY.

THANK YOU, ERIC.

I SCREWED UP EVERYTHING,BUT NOW EVERYONE'S HAPPY.

THANKS FOR COVERING MY ASS.YOU'RE WELCOME.

♪ AND SHE FLEW AND SHE FLEW AWAYINTO THE SUN ♪

♪ AND THEN SHE DI-I-I-IED

♪ CRAIG'S MOM'S BUSH,CRAIG'S MOM'S BUSH ♪

♪ TRULY A MAGICAL BUSHTO BEHOLD ♪

CHECK IT OUT, YOU GUYS.

SHE'S TAKING OFF --OH, MY GOD.

WE'VE GOT FULL BUSH.

MRPH RMHMHM RM!

GEEZ!

THIS THING IS RECORDING,RIGHT?RM!

DUDE, THAT IS CRAIG'S MOM'S BUSHRIGHT THERE.

WAIT.WAIT, WHAT'S THAT?

[ WHIRRING ]

OH, SHIT, DUDE.BAIL, BAIL!

WHAT DO I DO?!

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