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The Magic Bush

Cartman and Butters get their hands on a drone and take it for a spin around the neighborhood. (21:30)

>> LOO, LOO, LOO, LOO, LOO, LOO,

LOO LOO, LOO, LOO, LOO, LOO.

>> HEY, DOUCHE BAG.

ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING COOL?

>> HEY, ERIC.

I'M JUST LOOKING AT A VIDEO OF

BIRD EGGS THAT I TOOK.

>> OH, GOD DAMN IT.

NOBODY'S DOING ANYTHING COOL.

I'M SO BORED.

EVERYTHING IS SO STUPID.

>> I DON'T KNOW.

THIS BIRD NEST IS PRETTY NEAT-O.

>> NO, IT ISN'T.

>> MY DAD AND I SHOT IS

YESTERDAY AT THE LAKE.

>> THAT'S STUPID.

>> YOU CAN SEE THE MAMA BIRD FLY

IN.

>> I'M DYING OF BOREDOM.

>> WE TOOK ALL KINDS OF VIDEOS

WITH THIS DRONE.

>> WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

>> YOU KNOW, THOSE DRONE

THINGIES.

YOU CAN MAKE IT FLY ANYWHERE AND

SHOOT VIDEO AND STUFF.

>> YOUR DAD HAS A [BLEEP]

DRONE?!

WHOA!

>> IT CAN FLY LIKE A QUARTER

MILE AWAY FROM WHOEVER'S

CONTROLLING IT.

AND IT CAN TAKE VIDEO THE ENTIRE

TIME RIGHT TO YOUR PHONE.

[ GASPS ]

DON'T TOUCH THE PROPELLERS.

>> YOU WANT TO TAKE IT OUT FOR A

SPIN?

>> ARE YOU CRAZY?

THIS IS MY DAD'S DRONE.

>> DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH

FUN WE COULD HAVE WITH THIS

THING?

WE COULD SPY ON EVERYONE.

>> MY DAD SAYS IT'S NOT FOR

SPYING ON PEOPLE.

>> BUTTERS, THAT'S ALL DRONES

ARE FOR.

IF WE USE IT FOR A COUPLE

MINUTES TONIGHT, YOUR DAD WILL

NEVER KNOW.

>> WELL, HE'LL KNOW.

YOU CAN HEAR IT TAKE OFF.

>> OKAY. GOOD IDEA.

WE'LL TAKE IT OVER TO MY HOUSE.

COME OVER AFTER DARK AND DON'T

TELL ANYONE.

>> NO, ERIC.

I DON'T WANT TO --

>> BUTTERS!

>> OH, SHIT. IT'S YOUR DAD.

GO, GO, GO!

I'LL SEE YOU LATER AT MY HOUSE.

>> BUTTERS, ARE YOU HOME?

>> COMING, DAD.

[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

>> BUTTERS, IS THAT YOU?

>> YEAH, IT'S ME.

>> NOBODY FOLLOWED YOU, RIGHT?

YOU DIDN'T TELL ANYBODY?

>> OF COURSE NOT.

>> ALL RIGHT. COME IN.

KENNY'S HERE.

I TOLD HIM ALL ABOUT IT.

>> WHAT?!

YOU SAID NOBODY WOULD KNOW.

>> IT'S JUST KENNY.

LIKE WE'RE NOT GONNA TELL KENNY

WE HAVE A [BLEEP] DRONE.

COME ON, BUTTERS.

ALL RIGHT. COME ON, GUYS.

I THINK I HAVE THIS THING

FIGURED OUT.

[ WHIRRING ]

DUDE, NO WAY!

THIS THING IS SO EPIC.

[ DOG BARKS ]

>> BE CAREFUL OF THE POWER

LINES!

>> DUDE, LOOK!

THERE'S EVERYONE'S BACKYARDS.

DUDE, THERE'S CRAIG'S HOUSE.

THAT'S CRAIG'S HOUSE.

>> MRPH RMHMHM RM!

>> OKAY, UH, MAYBE THAT'S

ENOUGH.

>> OH, DUDE. LOOK -- THERE'S

CRAIG.

[ CHUCKLES ]

>> CRAIG'S MOM IS TAKING OFF HER

CLOTHES.

>> MRPH RMHMHM RM!

>> LET ME SEE!

>> CHECK IT OUT, YOU GUYS.

SHE'S TAKING OFF -- OH, MY GOD.

WE'VE GOT FULL BUSH.

>> MRPH RMHMHM RM!

>> GEEZ!

>> THIS THING IS RECORDING,

RIGHT?

>> RM!

>> DUDE, THAT IS CRAIG'S MOM'S

BUSH RIGHT THERE.

WAIT. WAIT, WHAT'S THAT?

OH, SHIT, DUDE.

BAIL, BAIL!

>> WHAT DO I DO?!

>> HIS DAD SEES YOU!

>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!

>> FLY BACK TO YOUR HOUSE,

STUPID!

[ POUNDS ON DOOR ]

>> YOU GOT A PROBLEM, STOTCH?

>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

>> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING

ABOUT.

THERE WAS A DRONE SPYING ON MY

WIFE, AND YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON

I KNOW WITH A DRONE.

>> NOW, HOLD ON.

I AM A DRONE-HOBBY ENTHUSIAST.

I WOULD NEVER USE MY DRONE IN A

WAY THAT CONTRADICTS THE DRONE

HOBBYIST CODE OF CONDUCT.

>> HORSE SHIT.

YOUR DRONE'S OUT THERE FLYING

AROUND RIGHT NOW.

>> I ASSURE YOU MY DRONE IS

SITTING IN THE GARAGE.

I'LL SHOW YOU.

THERE. YOU SEE?

IT'S RIGHT THERE.

>> SO -- SO YOU FLEW IT BACK

HERE IN TIME.

>> I SWEAR I DIDN'T FLY IT.

>> WELL, THESE THINGS DON'T JUST

FLY THEMSELVES, DO THEY?

THEY OUGHT TO BE ILLEGAL.

I BETTER NOT FIND OUT IT WAS

YOUR DRONE!

[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> BUTTERS?

>> [ PANTING ]

OH. [ CHUCKLES ] HEY, DAD.

BUTTERS, DID YOU HEAR THE DRONE

MAKING ANY SOUNDS IN THE GARAGE?

>> UH, OH, NO, DAD.

I'VE JUST BEEN SLEEPING.

[ WHEEZES ]

WHY DO YOU ASK?

>> NOTHING, SON. IT'S NOTHING.

GET BACK TO SLEEP, PAL.

LOVE YOU.

>> LOVE YOU, TOO, DAD.

[ PANTING ]

>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. SHH.

KENNY.

HERE COMES STAN AND KYLE.

REMEMBER -- NOT A WORD ABOUT

THIS TO ANYONE.

>> MRPH RMHMHM RM.

>> NOT A WORD, KENNY.

>> MRPH RM!

>> SERIOUSLY, IT'S LIKE THERE'S

NO REAL THING TO GRAB ONTO, YOU

KNOW?

>> YEAH, I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF

I'M GONNA WATCH IT ANYMORE.

>> I KNOW.

>> HEY, GUYS.

>> 'SUP?

>> [ Straining ] EHH...

EEHHHH...

YOU GUYS WANT TO SEE CRAIG'S

MOM'S BUSH?

>> RM!

MRPH RMHMHM RM!

>> WHAT?!

>> SOMEBODY, I GUESS, WAS SPYING

ON CRAIG'S MOM, AND THEY GOT

PICTURES OF HER BUSH, AND IT'S

LIKE -- IT'S LIKE A YETI.

YOU GUYS WANT TO CHECK IT OUT?

>> RM!

>> THAT'S HORRIBLE.

IF THAT'S TRUE, I DON'T WANT TO

SEE IT.

>> YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE CRAIG'S

MOM'S BUSH?

>> NOT IF SOMEBODY TOOK PICTURES

WITHOUT HER KNOWING.

>> LET ME SEE.

>> LOCKED AND LOADED.

FULL METAL BUSH, BRO.

>> HOW DID YOU GET THAT ON YOUR

PHONE?

>> OH, UM...UH...KENNY?

UM...IT'S ON THE INTERNET.

YEAH, I JUST DOWNLOADED IT OFF

THE INTERNET.

NOBODY KNOWS WHO TOOK IT, HUH,

KENNY?

>> MRPH RM.

>> THAT'S TERRIBLE.

>> I KNOW, RIGHT?

NOW EVERYONE'S GONNA SEE IT.

>> HEY, CRAIG.

HAVE YOU CHECKED OUT THE

INTERNET LATELY?

[ ALL CHUCKLING ]

>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

>> OH, NOTHING.

IT'S JUST THAT YOU MIGHT WANT TO

INVEST IN SOME HEDGE CLIPPERS.

[ ALL CHUCKLING ]

>> FOR WHAT?

>> OH, NOTHING.

YOU JUST MIGHT WANT TO...HIRE

TARZAN TO DO SOME LANDSCAPING

WORK FOR YOUR MOM.

[ ALL CHUCKLING ]

>> WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!

>> WHOA, BUTTERS.

CHILLAX, BRO.

>> WHY DID YOU PUT CRAIG'S MOM'S

BUSH ON THE INTERNET?!

>> BUTTERS --

>> YOU PROMISED ME WE WOULDN'T

GET INTO TROUBLE!

>> BUTTERS, BUTTERS --

>> NOW EVERYONE IS GONNA KNOW

WHAT WE WERE DOING?

>> BUTTERS, I HAD TO, OKAY?

I HAD TO PUT IT ON THE INTERNET.

>> WHY?!

>> BECAUSE STAN SAW THE VIDEO ON

MY PHONE, ALL RIGHT?

IF THE VIDEO IS ONLY ON MY

PHONE, THEN CLEARLY WE DID IT.

IF WE DOWNLOADED IT OFF THE

INTERNET, THEN ANYONE COULD HAVE

DONE IT.

>> I SHOULD HAVE NEVER LISTENED

TO YOU.

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS WOULD

GET OUT OF HAND.

>> BUTTERS, DON'T START PLAYING

THE BLAME GAME HERE, OKAY?

YOU AND KENNY ARE JUST AS

RESPONSIBLE, AND THE NEXT TIME

YOU WANT TO SHOVE ME, JUST

REMEMBER I'M COVERING YOUR ASS.

[ INDISTINCT CHATTER ]

>> HI, EVERYONE.

FOR THOSE OF YOU I DON'T KNOW AS

WELL, MY NAME IS ROGER DONOVAN,

AND, UH...JUST LIKE YOU, I'M

PRETTY UPSET ABOUT WHAT'S GOING

ON IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD.

>> HOW ARE THESE DRONES LEGAL?

MY WIFE DIDN'T DESERVE TO BE

SPLAYED ALL OVER THE INTERNET

LIKE THAT.

>> YES, WELL, LUCKILY, NOBODY'S

WATCHED THE VIDEO, OF COURSE.

>> NO.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> NOPE.

>> I HAVEN'T.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> NO.

>> BUT THE FACT IS THAT THESE

DRONES ARE ONLY GETTING MORE

POPULAR.

I MEAN, ANYONE CAN GET A DRONE

OFF AMAZON FOR 200 BUCKS AND

THERE'S NO LAWS AND THE WHOLE

THING IS PRETTY DAMN HAIRY.

OH. OH.

GOD, I'M SORRY, LAURA.

YOU KNOW I MEANT THE SITUATION

IS PRETTY HAIRY, RIGHT?

NOTHING TO DO WITH

YOU...PERSONALLY.

I MEAN, HOW WOULD I EVEN KNOW?

I DIDN'T SEE IT.

UM...

>> LOOK, WE'RE ALL HERE BECAUSE

WHAT HAPPENED TO LAURA COULD

HAPPEN TO ANY OF US.

THERE'S NOBODY REGULATING THESE

DRONES, AND IF WE DON'T DO

SOMETHING NOW, WE'RE GONNA BE UP

TO OUR NAVELS WITH BUSH.

OH! UH, UP TO OUR NECKS IN

TROUBLE.

SORRY.

>> YOU KNOW, IT USED TO BE

CALLED NATURAL.

COMPLETELY SHAVING BALD DOWN

THERE USED TO BE THE WEIRD

THING.

>> IT'S OKAY, HONEY. TH--

>> BUT NOW, BECAUSE I CHOOSE NOT

TO LET SOCIETY DICTATE HOW HAIRY

MY VAGINA SHOULD BE...

>> EW.

>> ...I'M LABELED AS SOME KIND

OF FREAKIN' MONSTER.

>> A-A-AND THAT'S THE POINT.

I MEAN, WE ALL HAVE THINGS ABOUT

OURSELVES THAT ARE EMBARRASSING

THAT -- THAT --

>> I'M NOT EMBARRASSED ABOUT IT!

IT'S NATURAL!

>> IT'S A LOT OF NATURAL.

>> LOOK, LOOK, WHY WE'RE HERE IS

BECAUSE IT'S GONNA TAKE ALL OF

US -- A NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH -- TO

MAKE SURE THAT OUR COMMUNITY

STAYS SAFE.

>> YEAH, BUT HOW CAN WE KEEP

THAT CLOSE A WATCH ON THE WHOLE

NEIGHBORHOOD?

>> IT'S SIMPLE.

[ WHIRRING ]

[ WHIRRING CONTINUES ]

>> OH, YEAH. THIS IS GONNA WORK

GREAT.

[ WHIRRING CONTINUES ]

>> ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

>> WHAT?

>> IS -- IS THIS -- YOU THINK

THIS IS COOL?

>> WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO

WITH ME?

>> SEE, WHEN YOU START INVADING

PEOPLE'S PRIVACY AND THINKING

IT'S HARMLESS TO PUT UP PICTURES

OF THEM THEY DIDN'T WANT UP,

KENNY, YOU START A DOMINO EFFECT

THAT EVENTUALLY SCREWS

EVERYTHING UP FOR EVERYBODY.

>> KENNY HAS NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE

TALKING ABOUT, DUDE.

>> I WAS IN THE BATHROOM WHEN

YOU WERE TALKING TO BUTTERS,

CARTMAN.

I KNOW YOU --

>> YOU WERE WHAT?

>> I WAS IN THE BATHROOM --

>> YOU WERE SPYING ON ME?!

>> NO. I WAS TAKING A CRAP, AND

I HEARD YOU GUYS TALKING.

>> BUT YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING?

THAT'S [BLEEP] SPYING, KYLE.

>> HOW IS THAT SPYING?!

>> YOU WERE LISTENING BUT WE

DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE THERE.

HOW IS THAT NOT SPYING?!

YOU'RE A DICK!

YOU'RE A SPYING DICK, AND NOW

YOU WANT TO LECTURE KENNY ABOUT

SPYING?!

[BLEEP] YOU, HYPOCRITE DICK SPY.

[ WHIRRING ]

>> HELLO. CAN I HELP YOU?

>> YES. I'D LIKE TO RETURN THIS

DRONE.

>> YOU WANT TO RETURN IT?

>> YES, I'M -- I'M INTO THE

HOBBY ANYMORE.

>> THE HOBBY OF FLYING DRONES IS

NEW AND EXCITING.

HOW CAN YOU NOT BE INTO IT?

>> LOOK, SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH

IT.

IT DOES THINGS.

IT...flies by itself.

>> UH...NO. SOMEBODY HAS TO

CONTROL IT.

>> YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

IT WAS IN THE GARAGE AND THE

BATTERY WAS FULLY CHARGED.

SOMEONE SAID THEY'D SEEN IT

FLYING AROUND, SO I CHECKED.

The battery was half empty.

[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> I'M SORRY, BUT WE DON'T DO

RETURNS.

>> PLEASE, I JUST WANT ANOTHER

HOBBY TO GET ENTHUSED ABOUT.

>> SIR, DID YOU TRY LOOKING AT

THE SD CARD.

ALL THE VIDEO GETS RECORDED TO

THAT, SO YOU COULD PROBABLY

DETERMINE WHO FLEW IT.

>> YOU THINK I DIDN'T TRY THAT?

I PULLED OUT THE SD CARD.

[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ]

IT WAS ALL ERASED.

SOMEHOW, IT ERASED EVERYTHING.

>> UH, SIR, DID YOU CONSIDER

THAT YOUR SON MIGHT HAVE DONE

THAT?

>> NO. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO FLY IT

WITHOUT MY SUPERVISION.

[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ WHIRRING ]

OH, FOR GOD'S SAKES!

GOD DAMN IT! GET THE HELL OUT OF

HERE!

THAT DOES IT!

YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.

YOU'RE THE LAW, AND THESE THINGS

NEED TO BE ILLEGAL.

>> BUT THEY AREN'T ILLEGAL,

MR. TUCKER.

>> OUR PRIVACY WAS INVADED, AND

NOW THERE ARE KIDS AT SCHOOL

MAKING MUSIC VIDEOS WITH THE

FOOTAGE OF MY WIFE.

HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT THEY'RE

DOING?!

>> NO, NO. NONE OF US WATCHED

THE VIDEO.

BUT IF WE DID, WE COULD HANDLE

IT.

WE'RE POLICE OFFICERS.

WE SEE SICKENING THINGS LIKE

THAT EVERY DAY.

>> WE UNDERSTAND THE HUMILIATION

YOUR WIFE HAS GONE THROUGH,

MR. TUCKER, BUT WE DON'T --

>> I HAVEN'T BEEN "HUMILIATED."

I'VE BEEN WRONGED.

WE ARE HERE TO ASK FOR YOUR

HELP.

NOW ARE YOU GONNA HELP US OR

NOT?

>> WELL, THAT'D PROBABLY BE BEST

LEFT TO A PROFESSIONAL

HAIR-REMOVAL COMPANY.

>> OR PERHAPS A FOREST RANGER.

>> HELP US WITH THE DRONES

SPYING ON US.

>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

WE'LL DO EVERYTHING WE CAN.

[ WHIRRING ]

>> ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

>> BUTTERS --

>> WHY WOULD YOU TURN CRAIG'S

MOM'S BUSH INTO A MUSIC VIDEO

STARRING US?!

>> BECAUSE, BUTTERS --

>> WHY CAN'T YOU LEAVE IT ALONE?

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST STOP?!

>> BECAUSE, BUTTERS, KYLE WAS

SPYING ON US, OKAY?

KYLE WAS SPYING ON US, AND HE

KNOWS THAT WE PUT THE VIDEO OF

CRAIG'S MOM ON THE INTERNET.

HE FOUND OUT EVERYTHING.

THAT'S WHY I HAD TO MAKE ANOTHER

VIDEO.

>> WHY?!

>> BECAUSE WHEN KYLE SAYS HE

HEARD US SAY WE MADE THE VIDEO,

WE CAN SAY WE WERE TALKING ABOUT

THIS VIDEO.

"OH, THANK YOU, ERIC.

THAT'S PRETTY SMART.

I REALLY OWE YOU ONE."

>> THAT POOR LADY.

HER VAGINA IS EVERYWHERE.

POOR CRAIG.

>> BUTTERS, WE LIVE IN A WORLD

WHERE PRIVACY IS GONE, OKAY?

IT'S -- IT'S JUST GONE, BUD.

YOUR WIENER, MY BALLS -- THEY'RE

PUBLIC DOMAIN.

YOU CAN GET ON THE INTERNET

RIGHT NOW AND LOOK AT THAT CHICK

FROM "HUNGER GAMES'" BUTT-HOLE.

WE CAN EITHER ALL FREAK OUT

ABOUT IT, OR WE CAN JUST CALM

DOWN BECAUSE, HONESTLY, I'M

GETTING A LITTLE SICK OF

COVERING YOUR ASS.

[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

[ WHIRRING ]

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

GERALD'S WATCHING "HOUSEWIVES OF

ATLANTA."

>> YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE KEEPING

WATCH ON THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

>> I AM.

LET'S SEE WHAT NELSON'S DOING.

[ SIREN WAILS ]

OH, SHIT!

DUDE, NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH!

I'M NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH!

[ GUNSHOTS ]

I'VE BEEN SHOT!

[ CRASHES ]

NO!

NO!

>> SHOCK AND OUTRAGE ALL OVER

THE STATE TONIGHT AFTER AN

ON-DUTY POLICE DRONE CHASED AND

SHOT DOWN AN UNARMED CIVILIAN

DRONE.

AND WORST OF ALL, YES, THE

CIVILIAN DRONE WAS BLACK.

>> WHAT GIVES THEM THE RIGHT TO

SHOOT DOWN OUR DRONES?!

>> I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING

WRONG!

THIS IS A COMPLETE OUTRAGE TO

DRONE OWNERS EVERYWHERE.

>> IT WAS ABOUT YEA BIG.

I MEAN, THE HAIR ON IT WAS OUT

TO HERE, AND THEN IT HAD ANOTHER

TRAIL OF HAIR DOWN FROM HER

BELLY BUTTON.

I MEAN THE -- THE DRONE.

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I SAW.

THAT -- THAT'S ALL I SAW.

>> WHILE POLICE CLAIM THEY WERE

ONLY FOLLOWING STANDARD

PROTOCOL, THE DRONE OWNERS ARE

BANDING TOGETHER AND HOLDING A

CANDLELIGHT VIGIL.

[ WHIRRING ]

[ SIRENS CHIRPING ]

>> PLEASE DISPERSE.

CANDLES ON TOP OF DRONES ARE A

FIRE HAZARD.

RETURN TO YOUR GARAGES.

>> WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE

POLICE DRONES DOING?

WE CAN'T PROTEST NOW?

>> JUST HOVER, HONEY.

THEY CAN'T DO ANYTHING IF WE'RE

JUST HOVERING.

[ POUNDING ON DOOR ]

>> RANDY, WE NEED TO TALK.

>> OKAY.

>> Inside.

I'VE BEEN GOING OVER IT AND OVER

IT IN MY HEAD.

I THOUGHT BUTTERS AND I WERE

ALONE, BUT THEN I SAW YOU ON THE

NEWS.

ANOTHER DRONE-HOBBY ENTHUSIAST

WHOSE DRONE WAS BLAMED FOR

SOMETHING THE ENTHUSIAST DIDN'T

RECALL DOING.

RANDY, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.

IS IT POSSIBLE THAT YOU DID

SOMETHING CONTRARY TO THE PROPER

CODE OF CONDUCT FOR DRONE-FLYING

ENTHUSIASTS?

>> NO. I DIDN'T.

[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST MY

DRONE.

BUT I THINK IT MIGHT BE ALL OF

THEM.

>> WHAT MIGHT BE?

>> ONCE YOU ELIMINATE THE

IMPOSSIBLE, WHATEVER REMAINS, NO

MATTER HOW IMPROBABLE, MUST BE

THE TRUTH.

OUR DRONE FLEW.

THE BATTERY WAS DRAINED.

THE SD CARD WAS ERASED.

BUTTERS WAS THE ONLY OTHER

PERSON WHO HAD ACCESS TO IT.

BUTTERS CAN'T USE THE DRONE

WITHOUT MY SUPERVISION, SO WHERE

DOES THAT LEAVE US, RANDY?

>> DRONES ARE...SPOOKY?

>> IF THEY HAVE MINDS OF THEIR

OWN, THEY'RE MORE THAN SPOOKY.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I'M

STARTING TO FEEL PRETTY

UN-ENTHUSED ABOUT THIS HOBBY.

>> THE TOWN OF SOUTH PARK HAS

BECOME A HOTBED OF TENSION WITH

CIVILIANS LASHING OUT AT POLICE.

AFTER POLICE USED EXCESSIVE

FORCE AT A PEACEFUL PROTEST, THE

TOWN HAS NOW BROKEN OUT INTO

FULL-SCALE RIOTS.

[ SIREN WAILS ]

[ GLASS BREAKING ]

[ WHIRRING ]

AS THE PEOPLE OF SOUTH PARK

CONTINUE TO PROTEST, THE SOUTH

PARK POLICE ARE NOW ORDERING A

MANDATORY REVERSE CURFEW.

THE GOVERNOR HAS ASKED FOR HELP

FROM THE NATIONAL GUARD TO BRING

ORDER TO THE TOWN.

[ WHIRRING ]

>> TONIGHT ON AN ALL-NEW

"20/20," A TOWN IN CRISIS OVER

THE MATTER OF PRIVACY.

NOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME, WE SIT

DOWN AND TALK TO THE MOM BEHIND

THE BUSH.

>> YOU'VE BECOME SORT OF A

POSTER CHILD FOR PRIVACY AND

DRONE ISSUES.

>> I DON'T THINK ANYONE WANTS TO

LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE POLICE

DRONES ARE MONITORING

NEIGHBORHOOD-WATCH DRONES.

I MEAN, WHERE DOES IT STOP?

>> IT JUST KEEPS GOING ON AND

ON, KIND OF LIKE YOUR...

I MEAN, IT JUST GOES OUTSIDE

WHAT MOST PEOPLE WOULD CALL

ACCEPTABLE.

>> HAVE YOU EVER SEEN PICTURES

OF NAKED WOMEN BEFORE 2005?

IT'S NOT THAT WEIRD.

>> IT'S OKAY, HONEY.

>> I DIDN'T SEE THE VIDEO.

I DON'T BELIEVE IN DOING THAT,

BUT, UH, I'M JUST SAYING THAT

THIS SITUATION IN YOUR TOWN

IS...UNWIELDY?

[ BUZZING, STATIC ]

>> PLEASE DO NOT ADJUST YOUR

TELEVISIONS.

>> WHAT IS THAT?

>> MY NAME IS STEPHEN WILLIS

STOTCH.

THE DRONE THAT TOOK THE VIDEO OF

CRAIG'S MOM WAS MY DRONE.

I DIDN'T WANT TO BELIEVE IT, BUT

THEY DO THINGS WITHOUT US

KNOWING.

AT THIS POINT, I HAVE COMPLETELY

LOST ALL ENTHUSIASM FOR THE

HOBBY.

ALL OF YOU WITH DRONES, PLEASE

LISTEN TO ME.

THREE DAYS AGO, MY DRONE

RECORDED A VIDEO THAT SOMETHING

UPLOADED TO THE INTERNET.

WE ALL WERE TOLD TO RESPECTFULLY

NOT WATCH THE VIDEO.

BUT ON THE PAGE, IT HAS OVER

300 MILLION VIEWS.

SO IF NONE OF US WATCHED IT, WHO

DID?

[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ]

WE HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO GET RID

OF THEM BEFORE THEY GET RID OF

US.

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

[ SIREN WAILS ]

>> OH, HEY, BUTTERS. 'SUP?

>> DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I SHOWED

YOU THE VIDEO OF THE LITTLE BIRD

EGGS?

THAT'S THE LAST TIME I FELT

HAPPY.

>> DUDE, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

>> I HAVE TO TELL THE TRUTH.

I WANT YOU AND KENNY TO COME

WITH ME AND TELL CRAIG'S MOM

WE'RE SORRY AND THAT WE'LL --

>> OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

COME INSIDE. THERE'S DRONES OUT

HERE.

>> I DON'T WANT ANY MORE

DISCUSSIONS, ERIC.

I DON'T WANT ANY MORE EXCUSES.

>> BUTTERS --

>> I JUST WANT TO END THIS...

>> OKAY.

>> ...SO WE CAN TAKE OUR

PUNISHMENT AND BE DONE WITH IT.

>> OKAY, BUTTERS. BUTTERS --

>> I DON'T WANT ALL THESE DRONES

EVERYWHERE.

NOBODY DOES!

>> BUTTERS!

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, BUTTERS.

FINE.

I HAVE A WAY THAT WE CAN GET RID

OF ALL THE DRONES.

>> YOU DO?

>> YES.

EVERYONE'S SICK OF IT.

IT'S JUST THAT EVERYONE'S

WAITING FOR EVERYONE ELSE TO

STOP.

WE CAN PUT AN END TO IT ALL

TONIGHT.

WE'RE JUST GONNA NEED ONE THING.

>> WHAT?

>> YOUR DAD'S DRONE.

>> NO! THERE IS NO WAY WE'RE

GONNA --

>> BUTTERS, BUTTERS, BUTTERS!

JENNIFER LAWRENCE'S BUTT-HOLE

DIDN'T TAKE A PICTURE OF ITSELF.

IT STARTED WITH HER, RIGHT?

JUST LIKE THIS STARTED WITH YOU

SPYING ON BIRDS.

NOW, I'M WILLING TO BAIL YOU OUT

OF ALL THIS, BUT I SWEAR IT'S

THE LAST TIME, OKAY?!

>> OKAY.

[ GUN COCKS ]

>> TIME TO END THIS HOBBY ONCE

AND FOR ALL.

NO.

NO!

>> ALL RIGHT. WE'VE GOT POWER.

PREPARE FOR TAKEOFF.

>> IF THIS DOESN'T WORK, WE ARE

DEAD.

>> IT'LL WORK, BUTTERS.

IF THERE'S ONE THING WE'VE

LEARNED, IT'S THAT DRONES CAN'T

RESIST CRAIG'S MOM.

[ WHIRRING ]

[ SIREN WAILS ]

[ TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> WE ARE HERE TONIGHT TO PAY

TRIBUTE TO A WOMAN WHO OVERCAME

HUMILIATION, WHO ROSE ABOVE THE

MONSTERS INVADING HER PRIVACY

AND SAID, "NO MORE."

JUST WHEN IT SEEMED THAT WE WERE

ABOUT TO LIVE IN A WORLD

CONTROLLED BY DRONES, SHE DID

SOMETHING MIRACULOUS.

AND SOMEDAY, OUR CHILDREN'S

CHILDREN WILL STILL BE TELLING

STORIES ABOUT HOW CRAIG'S MOM

FLEW THROUGH THE TOWN AND LED

ALL THE DRONES AWAY.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> HAVE YOU HEARD THE TALE OF

CRAIG'S MOM'S BUSH AND THE NIGHT

THAT IT SAVED US FROM DRONES?

NOBODY KNEW THE POWER IT HAD,

THEY JUST THOUGHT IT WAS SHAGGY

AND GROSS CRAIG'S MOM LIVED A

LIFE OF SHAME AND DESPAIR,

EVERYONE FEARED HER GREAT, GIANT

BUSH

>> THEY DIDN'T.

>> BUT THEN WHEN DRONES WERE

FILLING THE SKY, SHE UNFURLED

HER BUSH AND SHE USED IT TO FLY

CRAIG'S MOM'S BUSH, CRAIG'S

MOM'S BUSH, GARGANTUAN THICKET

OF MADNESS BIGGER THAN EARTH AND

DENSER THAN GOLD, TRULY A

MAGICAL BUSH TO BEHOLD

[ WHISTLING ]

>> WELL, YOU SEE, BUTTERS?

EVERYTHING WORKED OUT.

"OH, THANK YOU, ERIC. I SCREWED

UP EVERYTHING, BUT NOW

EVERYONE'S HAPPY.

THANKS FOR COVERING MY ASS."

>> CRAIG'S MOM DOESN'T SEEM VERY

HAPPY.

[ WHISTLING CONTINUES ]

>> ALL RIGHT.

I HAVE A WAY THAT WE CAN MAKE

CRAIG'S MOM HAPPY.

>> NO. NO, NO, NO. I'M SORRY.

THANK YOU, ERIC.

I SCREWED UP EVERYTHING, BUT NOW

EVERYONE'S HAPPY.

THANKS FOR COVERING MY ASS.

>> YOU'RE WELCOME.

>> AND SHE FLEW AND SHE FLEW

AWAY INTO THE SUN AND THEN SHE

DIED CRAIG'S MOM'S BUSH, CRAIG'S

MOM'S BUSH, TRULY A MAGICAL BUSH

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