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Babies & Bustiers

Amy undergoes a butt enhancement procedure, competes in a beauty pageant and drops her rescue dog off at daycare. (21:16)

Bye, Addison.

Have fun,play nice.

Okay, I left grass fed bisonwith the woman at the front.

That's all she can eat.

First day dropping 'em offat day care?

Yeah.

I got him when he wasten minutes old.

I'm still breastfeeding him.

Oh, I could neveradopt a puppy.

Absolutely not.

Puppies get adoptedso quickly.

My Duke, he was 14when I rescued him.

His owners had justdropped him off at the shelter

to die and I was like,"Nuh-uh, old man."

You're coming with me.

Wow.

Mrs. Belvedere is a rescuefrom Hurricane Katrina.

She was up on a roofwith this little boy

whose parents had drowned,

and I just thought,

that little orphan boycan't take care of a dog.

So I choppered in

and rescued herright off that roof.

What happened to the boy?

What boy?

Duke lost his legs whena cop shot him in St. Louis.

Oh, see,

my dog has severebody image issues.

You should seehow she sees herself.

Well, Addison hasadvanced stage FOMO.

Fear of missing out.

I had to completelytake him off social media.

It's too stressful.

Have you thought aboutmedication?

'Cause my rescue is onProzac for anxiety.

Yeah, and Duke is on Xanaxfor separation issues.

Addie's on Valtrex,

'cause we sharea prescription,

but that is it for medication,

because family historyof addiction.

Well, I didn't getmy guy vaccinated,

because Jenny McCarthy said itcan cause "paw-tism".

I followedher advice, too.

I got my dog a cat,

because petsmake you live longer.

Oh.Yeah.

She knows it all.

There's nothingshe doesn't know.

(woman)Bye, Quinoa.

Oh. Cute purebred.

I know, what malldid you get her from?

(chuckling)

The Darfur galleria.It's in the Sudan.

He was a child-dog solider

and was abandoned bythe Bedouin militia

when they found out he was gay.

So, I guess I didget him at a mall.

Okay, Daisy,back at day care.

Is-- is your dog dead?

Yeah.

They just put her downat the pound about a month ago,

and I was like,I'll take her.

I was just doingwhat any hero would do,

but she's my hero.

Yeah.Right on.

My baby has four legs, right?

I'm always like,"Who rescued who?"

Exactly.

My dog's like a person.

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