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Tweek x Craig

The Asian girls in school are drawing dreamy pictures of Tweek and Craig. (21:27)

♪ No one can liftthe damn thing ♪

♪ It's full of charts and factsand figures ♪

♪ And instructionsfor dancing ♪

♪ But I-I-I-I-I-I

♪ I love itwhen you read to me ♪

♪ And you-u-u-u-u-u

♪ You can read me anything

♪ The Book of Lovehas music in it ♪

♪ In fact, that's wheremusic comes from ♪

♪ Some of it'sjust transcendental ♪

♪ Some of it'sjust really dumb ♪

♪ But I-I-I-I-I-I

♪ I love itwhen you sing to me ♪

♪ And you-u-u-u-u-u

♪ You can sing me anything

CARTMAN: [ Thinking ]Dude, Tweek and Craig.

Listen, it's just notgoing to work.

What?!Why not?!

I'm sorry, Tweek, but wecan't lie to ourselves anymore.

Yes, we are gay.But we do not belong together.

We don't belong together?What suddenly changed, Craig?

It's just that peopleare different. That's all.

Uh-huh.And who the hell is Michael?

Huh? You want totell me that?!

Uh, what are you --what are you talking about?

I went through your phone whenwe went out last night, Craig.

I saw your text to Michaelabout hooking up with him!

Wait, uh -- t-that'snot what happened.

Oh, it's not?!

No. L-look, we both knowthis is for the better.

Oh, don't use thatlame shit on me, man.

You don't want to feel bad,

so you try and tell mewhat I want?!

Tweek, don't make me outto be the bad guy here.

No, you're not the bad guy.

You're never the bad guy,are you?!

You -- you just step on peopleand you use them!

You're going too far,dude.

This is, like,totally not necessary.

I'm going too far?!What is wrong with you?!

This wasn't partof the plan.

Well, guess what, Craig?!Love doesn't follow a plan!

Yeah!

I was totally wrongabout you.

I opened myself upand let you in,

but you've got spikes, man.

You've got spikes.

[ A Great Big World's"Say Something" playing ]

Tweek!

Dude, seriously?Seriously?!

[ Thunder rumbles ]