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A terrorist attack during the National Model Parliament rocks "Wheels, Ontario," Farley hosts her own makeover show, and Maureen's twin sister visits "Chairs." (21:13)

- GUA GUA!HA HA!

- YOU'VE PROBABLY HEARD HIMON BRYAN LACROIX'S

OTTAWANNA GO TO BED REMIX...

- ♪ OTTAWANNA GO TO BED

- STAY UP ALL NIGHT!HA HA!

- BUT WE'VE GOT THE EXCLUSIVEINTERVIEW

WITH POP SENSATION,SEÑOR FEETURE.

- YOU KNOW, FOR ME, IT'SALL ABOUT THE HUSTLE, YOU KNOW?

I COME FROM FLORIDA,YOU KNOW, FORT LAUDERDALE,

BUT BECAUSE I LIKE TO [bleep]FEET, I CALL IT FOOT LAUDERDALE.

[laughs]

- AND IF YOU HAVEN'TGUESSED IT ALREADY,

SEÑOR FEETURELOVES TO [bleep] FEET.

- LOVE IT.LOVE TO [bleep] FEET.

LOVE TO SMELL FEET.

I'M THE KINGOF MY OWN DIGITAL KINGDOM.

I'M IN A GREEN SCREEN PRISON.

HA HA!SEÑOR FEETURE.

- IN AN EFFORT TO MAXIMIZEHIS GUEST STAR APPEARANCES,

FEETURE LIVES, WORKS,

AND SLEEPS ON A GREEN SCREENSET THAT HE DESIGNED.

- AND THEN, WHEN I COLLABORATEWITH BRYAN LACROIX,

OTTAWANNA GO TO BED, YOU KNOW,

HE IN CANADA,I'M IN THIS GREEN SCREEN PRISON.

I CAN BE ON THAT SHOW,NO PROBLEM.

[laughs]

PEOPLE ASK ME ALL THE TIME,

"SEÑOR FEETURE, HOW DO YOU GETFROM FORT LAUDERDALE ALL THE WAY

TO A GREEN SCREEN PRISON?"

AND I ALWAYS SAYTHE SAME THING, MAN.

"HARD WORK."

HA HA!SEÑOR FEETURE!

[dubstep music]

- RUTH DIAMOND-PHILLIPS.

- AH! OH!

- OH, GOODNESS. IT'S EVEN SADDERWITH THE LIGHTS ON.

OW, OW, OW, OW,OW, OW.

I WANT TO CUT MY EYES OUTWITH MY GEL TIPS.

- HOW'D YOU GET IN MY APART--MY APARTMENT?

- RUTH, I'M HERE TO HELP YOU.

- DO WHAT?

- TO LOOK LIKE DIS!

[laughs]LOOK LIKE DIS!

EVERYONE WANTS TO BE ME, FARLEY.

[giggles]

[screaming]- OH, MY GOD!

OH! DAMN IT!I'M GONNA BE ON LOOK LIKE DIS?

- YES.- I'M RUTH DIAMOND-PHILLIPS.

I'M AN ATTORNEY.

- RUTH WAS A PERFECT CANDIDATETO COME GET A MAKEOVER,

BECAUSE SHE LOOKEDEDDISGUSTING.

LET'S PERUSE THOSE OUTFITS

I HAVE NOT ALREADYDESTROYED WITH FIRE.

OOPSIE.- OH, NO, NO, NO, NO!

I'M VERY AFRAID OF FIRE.

- ♪ MY FIRE IS FLAME,MY-MY-MY FIRE IS FLAME ♪

- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,

NO, NO, NO!- [stammers]

- WE HERE AT THE SHOWGIVE TO A LOT OF CHARITIES

AND WORK WITH A LOTOF UNFORTUNATE PEOPLE,

BUT THIS IS REALLY SOMETHINGTHAT BELONGS WITH THEM.

- THAT ONE,I DO THINK WE SHOULD TOSS.

- RUTH DIAMOND-PHILLIPS,YOU NEED HELP.

- ALL RIGHT.OKAY.

- BUT BEFORE I INVEST MY TIME,TALENT, AND TREASURE

TRYING TO MAKE YOULOOK LIKE DIS...

- [stammers]

- I NEED TO KNOW SOMETHING,RUTH.

DO YOU TRUST ME?- YES.

- DO YOU--OH, YOU ALREADY SAID YES.

- I SAID THAT I DO.YEAH, I DO, SO...

- OKAY, COOL.LET'S HIT IT.

- I CAN'T WAIT TO LOOK LIKE DIS.

FIRST OF ALL, THANK YOUFOR BEING WITH ME IN PUBLIC.

- I MIGHT TRY THESE ON FOR YOU.

OKAY?- OKAY.

WELL, FARLEY SAYS TO MESHE'S GONNA TRY ON THE CLOTHES.

WELL, FINE, YOU KNOW,I DON'T KNOW THE RULES.

I DON'T GO SHOPPINGWITH THE GIRLS VERY MUCH.

- WHEN IT'S YOU,IF YOU LOOK LIKE DIS...

FLOUNCE. FLOUNCE.

FLOUNCE. FLOUNCE.- BUT, FOR COURT--

- HOLD UP, YOUR HONOR.[bleep] THAT.

- WHAT IF THEY ALLJUST LAUGHED AT ME

IF I CAME IN THEREWITH THAT SORT OF--

- SLAP THEY FACES!

IF SOMEONE LAUGHS AT YOU

FOR WHAT YOU WEAR,

LOOK WITHIN YOURSELF

AND BEAT THEIR ASS.

WHEN THIS JUDGE SEES RUTHIN HER NEW MAKEOVER,

HE'S GONNAWANT TO BE VERY DISHONORABLE.

- I SHOULDN'T HAVE INTERCOURSEWITH THE JUDGE.

THAT'S ACTUALLY REALLYOVER THE LINE.

- COMING UP, ON LOOK LIKE DIS...

BOBBY!

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HEREDURING MY MAKEOVER SHOW?

[dramatic music]

I [bleep] LOVE YOU, I GUESS.

- WHAT DO YOU GUYSTHINK OF A GOATEE?

[cell phone vibrating]

- WHAT'S UP, PETER PAPARAZZO?

- BOBBY BOTTLESERVICE,I'VE BEEN THINKING.

WE'VE BEEN GIGOLOSAND GHOST BOUNCERS.

WHAT'S NEXT FOR US?

[country rap music]

- WE SHOULD GO COUNTRYAS BUSINESS DECISION, BRO.

- BUT WE CAN NEVER LOSE TOUCHWITH OUR CHEESY CLUB ROOTS.

- [laughs]DEAL.

♪ I'M BOBBY B, HA!I'M GOING COUNTRY ♪

- ♪ I'M PETER P,I WEAR A HAT NOW ♪

- ♪ I DRIVE A TRUCK,FOR GIRLZ AND BIZNESS ♪

- ♪ I HAVE A GUN - COOL!

- ♪ AND I DON'T WEAR CONDOMS

- VERY COOL!

♪ TWERK YOUR PARTNER,ROUND AND ROUND ♪

- ♪ DO-SI-DOAND DROP IT DOWN ♪

- ♪ GRIND BACK UP ANDBOW TO YOUR BRO ♪

- YEE HAW!- ♪ WE COUNTRY, YO

both: ♪ BRO-OH-INGCOUNTRY BROS ♪

♪ REDNECK AND SPRAY TAN,THE WORST OF BOTH WORLDS ♪

♪ BRO-OH-ING COUNTRY BROS

♪ WHISKEY AND VODKA,THE WORST OF BOTH WORLDS ♪

- DAMAS Y CABALLEROS!

BUT MAINLY, LOS LADIES!HA HA!

YO SOY SEÑOR FEETURE. TOE-LÉ!

I WANT TO [bleep] YOUR FEET. VENGA!

♪ LAS CHICAS IN MIAMI,HIGH HEELS AND BIKINIS ♪

♪ SAN FRANCISCO HIPPIE DIPPIEDIRTY FEET I WILL CLEAN-Y ♪

♪ A MI TEJANA GIRLS, STEPON MY FACE WITH YOUR SPURS ♪

♪ TODAS LAS COUNTRY MUJERES EN EL MUNDO ♪

♪ I WANNA [bleep] YOUR FEET

- ♪ I'M BOBBY B, HA!I'M GOING COUNTRY ♪

♪ I'M PETER P

♪ WE'RE MAKING MONEY - YEE-HAW!

both: ♪ AMERICA,RESPECT YOUR COUNTRY ♪

♪ SUPPORT THE TROOPS,HAVE SEX IN GROUPS ♪

- TENGO MUCHO HOMBRE, I WANTTO EAT YOUR UÑAS DE PIES!

HA HA!SEÑOR FEETURE!

- OW.

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