Nathan asks Simon the security guard how he keeps from getting distracted.
For kids looking to be taken seriously, the choice is clear.
The owner of a toy company butts heads with Nathan over the best way to advertise to kids.
A reality TV producer hears Nathan's pitch for a show about the life of Simon the security guard.
Jim Thorpe threatens Avery Brundage's chances of winning the decathlon at the 1912 Olympics.
Peggy Shippen convinces her new husband, Benedict Arnold, to act as a spy for the British.
Derek learns that "aloha" is much more than just a greeting.
Eddie Aikau intervenes after things get violent between Australian and Hawaiian surfers.
Inner-city substitute teacher Mr. Garvey gets tough with his class.
Phil Hendrie questions a cameraman, and Kurt Braunohler wishes he didn't have to surf alone.
Jonah and Kumail get some tips from a fellow Comedy Central star.
Jared Logan thinks that members of his childhood church would really annoy Jesus.
Kyle Kinane's kazoo skills take an impromptu jam to the next level.
Brody Stevens prepares for his stand-up set like a professional.
Garfunkel and Oates sing about a holy dilemma.