The guy in front of me went into convulsions, started swallowing his tongue. He was shaking and sweating and puking. His friend's like, 'Oh man, he's been drinking for 55 days straight. We gotta get him off this bus -- now.' So, we get him off the bus. I'm looking around going, 'Great, now who's gonna drive?'
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