When you wear noise canceling headphones, it blocks out all of the external sound; I wear mine all the time. I even wear them when I masturbate, and I know that sounds a little gross. I just got tired of people yelling at me on the bus. It's always the same thing, 'You should be more professional; you're the driver.' You know what lady, your kids get to school on time Monday thru Friday.
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