I'm Catholic, so I had to go to Pre-Cana class before I got married. That's when I had to go to a Catholic priest, and he was going to tell me how to live with a woman the rest of my life. Anybody see the irony in that? It's not like I'm marrying a 12-year-old Filipino boy. I'm like, 'When's the last time you were on a date, Father? And throwing a wig on an altar boy doesn't count.'
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