I'm going to start rapping. I think it fits me. I think the first step to being a good rapper is you got to have a cool rapper name, right? Like Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg -- those are cool names. I think my favorite name is LL Cool J, though, because LL Cool J -- I don't know if you know this -- stands for 'Ladies Love Cool James.' Like, he put it in his name, like, 'Bitches like me, what you got?' Like, that's pretty tight. So, I came up with my own name in the style of his name, but mine's a little bit longer. Mine is LL BJFW Cool DAMTNET, and mine stands for 'Ladies Like Being Just Friends With Cool Daniel and Most Times Not Even That.'
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