Derek Jeter, to play in the All-Star Game, he got a million votes. That's a lot of votes. To put that into perspective for you, that's twice as many votes as the mayor of New York City got to become the mayor of New York City...There are over 8 million people in this city. There's a saying that there are 8 million stories in this city. Seven and a half million of those stories are just excuses why people didn't vote for mayor.
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