We got them an answering machine, which is like the stupidest gift to give your parents because no one ever calls my parents except for their kids. So my mother put the appropriate message on the machine: 'Look, we're not here right now. If you'd like to leave a message, leave one. If you don't want to leave one, don't. We're not going to be making decisions for you anymore. You have to make up your own g**damn minds. Thank you.'
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