I really hate the way I found out about my parents' divorce. What happened was, my mom took me out for ice cream, and she sat me down, she said, 'Michael, I'm leaving your father, I'm going off to marry another man, and I'm pregnant.' And that was really messed up, 'cause that should have been three different trips to get ice cream.
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