I was babysitting a couple of weeks ago -- OK, I wasn't babysitting. I was trying to sleep with this woman. She was babysitting, so that automatically made me her assistant. And, you know, of course you gotta put the kids to sleep. We tried everything: I smoked blunts in their faces, I gave them Hennessy -- nothing worked.
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