I was dating this girl; she's like, 'Mike, you look so much like a cop, why don't you just become a cop?' I'm like, 'I respect the police, I just couldn't wear a uniform to work every day.' And she's like, 'Why don't you just become an undercover cop?' I was like, 'Well, I hate to point out the obvious here, but if I look like a cop, chances are I wouldn't be too effective undercover.'
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