I read in the paper a couple of days ago that the number one thing that guys say when they get picked up for soliciting prostitutes is they say that they were asking for directions. So that means conversations like this are taking place outside my house: 'Excuse me, ma'am, can you tell me how to get to the corner of Sunset Boulevard and Oral Sex?' 'Oh, you want to get to the corner of Sunset and Oral? You're gonna want to take $75 Street.'
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