I watched 'Titanic,' too. I liked everything about it except the end of it -- didn't like the end of that movie at all because at the end of it, Leonardo tried to get the girl up on that little piece of board. He can't get on the board. He falls off, and he puts her on the board. And then he just sits there and floats in the water and don't say nothin' to her except, 'I love you.' I would have been like, 'B-b-b-bitch, it's your turn to get in this cold-ass water. I'm freezing!'
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