Listen to me when I tell you this: we're all gay; it's just to what extent are you gay. He goes, 'That's bullsh*t. I ain't gay at all.' I'm like, 'Yeah you are, and I'll prove it to you.' He goes, 'Fine. Prove it.' I'm like, 'Alright. Do you like porn?' He goes, 'Yeah, I love porn. You know that.' I'm like, 'Do you only watch scenes with two women together?' 'No, I watch a man and a woman making love.' 'Do you like the guy to have a small, half-flaccid penis?' He goes, 'No, I like big, hard, throbbing c**ks.'
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