There are certain things I think girls aren't supposed to say in the middle of having sex. Like, I have no problem if you're having sex, at some point the girl says, 'Hey, I really like your penis' or whatever. But she would always be like, 'Wow, I really like penises.' I was like, 'Penises? It's not that hard to put the word 'your' in there.'
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