You ever been in a store before and see a mom -- she got like five or six kids, and she can't control any of the kids. Kids just running around knocking stuff off the shelves, just yelling at people for no reason. You feel bad for the woman, so walk over and do like I do. I just say, 'Excuse me, ma'am, I noticed you're having some trouble with your children, and it would be my pleasure to slap the hell out of that one right there.'
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