When I did drop out, a teacher of mine -- I remember her telling me that a friend of hers dropped out and ended up a stripper on drugs, kind of insinuating the same thing was probably gonna happen to me. I don't know -- my lack of interest in algebra and American history hardly makes me want to dance topless.
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