When you're married and you want to have sex, you've got to plan ahead. You've got to strategize. You've got to know when to strike. You've got to get maps and everything, plotting it out. You've got to hit your wife under the cover of darkness, when she's sleeping -- tired, weak, preoccupied, drooling on the pillow. You've got to sneak up from behind and snatch her quick, and you still may not get none.
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