He wakes up, and he wants a cookie for breakfast. He knows she's going to say no. So, he comes to me at six o'clock in the morning. You're an intelligent man. If somebody looks at you at six o'clock in the morning and goes, 'I want a cookieee!', what do you do? You give him the cookie. He could've asked for crack; I would've said, 'Come over here with the pipe. Let's get high and watch "Rugrats" together.'
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