I'm actually dating a guy right now... He doesn't have a car, and I live in L.A., and that's crazy. At first I thought, 'That's it, it's gonna ruin everything. I can't do that. I can't make this kind of sacrifice.' But then I realized, at least when we break up, he's gonna have a really hard time stalking me.
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